Going for the trifecta this morning. In an ironic move, fans at Britney Spears’ Madison Square Garden show Tuesday were ejected by security for, no joke, “dancing too provactively.” Page Six reports:
One of those yanked by guards, Sandra Ion, a Dramatics hair salon manager, said: “I guess there had been a complaint from someone in our section that our dancing was too risque. Meanwhile, Britney is onstage gyrating half-naked and singing ‘Get Naked.’ It was totally ridiculous. They should have just moved whoever complained instead of all of us.” Ion says that guards forced her and her pals, including Amanda Lapore’s stylist Harliquin, to miss three songs, and Garden management refused to reimburse them.
I want to know just how “risque” these women were dancing that it overshadowed Britney Spears defying the laws of physics by dry-humping a dude in a mid-air. At that point, I would’ve been more concerned with the structural integrity of the building than some chicks grinding on each other in the audience. Mostly.
anna | August 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm
first!
Mandy | August 27, 2009 at 12:18 pm
I’m not a Britney fan, but damn does she look hot in that first picture. Her costume designer is excellent, that flatters her body perfectly.
Valerie | August 27, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Whoa!
Blindfolds and aerial humping, thumbs up! :D
Dick Zinner | August 27, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Improper Dancing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayy57FDUtQ0
Zanna | August 27, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Picture 7? I’ve been THAT girl before.
me09 | August 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm
they probably just want all the attention on poor little britney thats why those girls got kicked out ……………….RIDICULOUS
me09 | August 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm
they probably just want all the attention on poor little britney thats why those girls got kicked out ……………….RIDICULOUS
Andrea Anonymous | August 27, 2009 at 12:52 pm
WAY TO HAVE YOUR FLY DOWN ON THE RED PANTS! UM XYZ….
Deacon Jones | August 27, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Pic # 5 is her “I’m being anally penetrated” face
Anexio | August 27, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Someone should do an ass check on Sandra Ion. My guess is that her doublewide poopshoot was the offensive part.
Out
Tom K | August 27, 2009 at 1:40 pm
I’m amazed people still buy tickets to see this pill popping whore run around with her fat gut and lip-sync songs. I guess that’s why they are called die-hard fans.
lexxie | August 27, 2009 at 1:47 pm
the zipper on the red pants is gonnna bust
ginger | August 27, 2009 at 1:48 pm
That looks like my body. I am 105lb 5’1 and I haven’t worked out in years since having kids
Viv | August 27, 2009 at 1:52 pm
So Britney can simulate intercourse on stage but her fans can’t dance provocatively? …so much for the land of the free.
czar | August 27, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Kicked out of the show? They should get kicked in the face for going to a Britney Spears concert. Shocking that her fans are uber smart hair stylists or under the age of 21.
Howard the duck | August 27, 2009 at 2:23 pm
The facility security people have to be union Obama supporters – kind of like the “we must have more deficit to make the economy better” mindset. Effin idiots…
thumper | August 27, 2009 at 2:26 pm
@5 – Are you free tonight?
Jen | August 27, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Britney fucking rocks.
Jen | August 27, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Britney fucking rocks.
spider solitaire | August 27, 2009 at 2:28 pm
she is hot…
dru2uski | August 27, 2009 at 3:23 pm
The security guard should have drug them outside and put a bullet in their brains for being at that show in the first place……
Kirk | August 27, 2009 at 3:25 pm
God I would love to give her my 3 inches of manhood.
Courtyardpigeon | August 27, 2009 at 3:50 pm
#13….can I have sex with you ?
inRODwetrust | August 27, 2009 at 4:01 pm
God love that little tramp…she still looks bangable thru all the crap she’s gone thru!!
Biff | August 27, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Why does she have a microphone?
Righto | August 27, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Photo 3 looks like the classic, beautiful Britney I remember.
God help her, she’s so crazytown now.
hitonthehead | August 27, 2009 at 4:47 pm
#23 yes you can…just close your eyes and think about her
Arden | August 27, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Oh please. If you went to a strip club, would you think it was acceptable to strip down and start grinding about the room? Of course not. Get a grip, assholes.
The Real anthonyOA | August 27, 2009 at 5:04 pm
man… britney looks really hot. especially in that last pic.
Jen | August 27, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I LOVE YOU BRITNEY! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go away, SLUTney | August 27, 2009 at 8:02 pm
I see there are a lot of delusional SLUTney suckups on this bulletin board (“I love you Brihney!”, etc). Well, get ready for the truth: SHE SUCKS. she’s mentally retarded (legally & in real life). She can’t sing, she can’t dance, she doesn’t play a musical instrument, write songs or anything. She’s a manager’s creation. She has to resort to spreading her legs & flashing her cooch (“Mah Pussy is a-hangin’ out”) to get people to notice her. It appeals to weak minded losers like most that post here.
SLUTney fans; get a new idol to drool over. Someone who’s actually relevant and is talented. Time to move on; SLUTney is now a leg spread slutty stripper…
Nameless | August 27, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Wow….so someone finally said enough is enough and kicked out Miley Cyrus for lapdancing atop her dad?
pasteve | August 27, 2009 at 9:39 pm
If they also start kicking people out for incorrectly mouthing the words to her shrill nasal voice tracks – then you know she’s just promoting her new fragrance, “Irony”.
lori | August 27, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Flabby and obscene. Old Republican men still love her.
Tom | August 28, 2009 at 12:44 am
…that’s my cousin. Awesome.
LOL | August 28, 2009 at 5:33 am
the bitch is bald look at pic 7 ! it s clear she s wearing bad extensions ! besides this stupid whore should wear some decent clothes, come on ! what s wrong with americans ??? how could you make rich a stupid brainless talentless bimbo … lol, are you that stupid guys ? get blinded by a crotch lol
shitney you re a whore ! nothing more, nothing less !
hot mess | August 28, 2009 at 6:31 am
Kind of flabby in pic 1 and 2, saggy little boobies in pic 5, super horrifying extensions in pic 6 and her fly down in pic 7?!?! This looks like an utter train wreck!
Oh and ROTFLMAO about pics in pic 3 where she forgot where she was for a second and in pic 4 where she wonders if the stool is going to support her weight.
HAHA great pics Fish.
Nero | August 28, 2009 at 7:35 am
Were these fans flashing their flappy flaps in public?!
Darth | August 28, 2009 at 7:47 am
It must have been because of others in the audience did complain.Otherwise i don’t see any legal reason.
Rhialto | August 28, 2009 at 8:18 am
Was that guy in pic 6+7 sentenced to do public service?
Gando | August 28, 2009 at 8:23 am
#40
It was the financial crisis what forced him to do this.
Galtacticus | August 28, 2009 at 8:28 am
@40
He’s the Bear Grylls of the concrete jungle.
beep beep | August 28, 2009 at 8:47 am
Thunder thighs.
Ofcourseitsme | August 28, 2009 at 9:30 am
I’m glad they were kicked out, its annoying when you pay for your ticket to watch a show and there are people in front of you dancing. Something like that happened to me 2 summers ago when I went to see a John Mayer concert.
There were these 3 stupid cougars who decided to dance with their boy toys, they were blocking the view of many people. Several times during the show not only me but other people as well got up and ask security to ask them to sit down.
They were not kicked out but honestly it would have been better if that happened since they were being so annoying.
b1tch | August 28, 2009 at 9:55 am
isnt dancing part of the reason people want to go to concerts? and who wants to pay to see john mayer or britney? i see drunk assholes with no rhythm dancing and i just laugh. if you cant dance at a concert you paid money for then whats the point of going? the only real sad part is that they got kicked out of a britney show…basically anything would be better than that.
theresa | August 28, 2009 at 11:28 am
She’s obviously following Madonna’s footsteps by using sex to distract her fans away from her bad singing. Buy yourself some class!
Nikki | August 28, 2009 at 12:34 pm
If I went to a Britney Spears concert, I would go to see Britney and not some girls who were either not busting a move right or more likely, blocking other people’s view. And I’m sure they got a warning first from someone and chose to ignore it.
bobby | August 28, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Holy crap I would do Britney any day, any time, any where, and any way! She is the perfect sex toy!!
rnag04 | August 28, 2009 at 12:49 pm
It wasn’t that they were dancing, it’s because they were such bad dancers that Simon and Paula asked them to leave.
rnag04 | August 28, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Forget about Britney, did you see the shots of Geri Halliwell in a bikini? She looks great for her age and after having kids.