Britney Spears fans kicked out of show for ‘provocative dancing’

Going for the trifecta this morning. In an ironic move, fans at Britney Spears’ Madison Square Garden show Tuesday were ejected by security for, no joke, “dancing too provactively.” Page Six reports:

One of those yanked by guards, Sandra Ion, a Dramatics hair salon manager, said: “I guess there had been a complaint from someone in our section that our dancing was too risque. Meanwhile, Britney is onstage gyrating half-naked and singing ‘Get Naked.’ It was totally ridiculous. They should have just moved whoever complained instead of all of us.” Ion says that guards forced her and her pals, including Amanda Lapore’s stylist Harliquin, to miss three songs, and Garden management refused to reimburse them.

I want to know just how “risque” these women were dancing that it overshadowed Britney Spears defying the laws of physics by dry-humping a dude in a mid-air. At that point, I would’ve been more concerned with the structural integrity of the building than some chicks grinding on each other in the audience. Mostly.

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