Britney Spears’ family wants to marry her off

October 21st, 2009 // 33 Comments

With her conservatorship almost over and the tour money no longer rolling on, it only makes sense that Britney Spears’ family want to pawn her off to the next loser. Britney’s mom talks to Us Weekly about Jason Trawick (above) making the perfect sucker husband:

“Lynne said, ‘He’s the kind of man you would dream of your daughter marrying. The kids love him, and he’s stable,’” a friend tells Us Weekly.
Trawick, 37, stood by Spears, 27, during her darkest moments (she was involuntarily committed twice to a psychiatric hospital in 2008 and lost custody of sons Sean, 4, and Jayden, 3, the year before).
“Most everyone else abandoned her, but Jason refused to be completely cut out of Britney’s life,” says a source. “He’s very protective of her.”

That’s true, Jason is very protective of Britney, so clearly that means he wants to marry her. I mean, there couldn’t possibly be any other motive like, oh I dunno, the fact he’s her agent and brings in 10% off every dime she makes. That’s just crazy talk. This is romance, says Us Weekly!

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  1. Shanti

    He looks like friggin Jordan Bratman with greying hairs. (Christina Aguilera’s man)

  2. Willie Dixon

    Please marry her off where there is no media coverage. Thanks.

  3. Third, hookers!
    Brit is looking pretty good these days. I’d dine on her rectum like a roast loin of pork in demiglace.

  4. Freebie

    She looks sway back to me. Like an old horse.

  5. id do him

    HER BODYGUARD / BED BUDDY ..LOL …IS PRETTY FINE …….I WOULDNT KICK HIM OUTTA BED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. id do him

    HER BODYGUARD / BED BUDDY ..LOL …IS PRETTY FINE …….I WOULDNT KICK HIM OUTTA BED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Anon

    How did her tits shrink by a cup size or two?

  8. You can have her, dude

    She’s still got tree trunk legs, bad posture, a thick body, floppy titty bags and a gut. He can have her; she’s America’s amy winehouse…

  9. cc

    She needs to go to a store that actually fits their customer’s bathing suits. That’s at least a size too small…probably two sizes on the bottom half. She’s such white trash.

  10. Ambrose

    Her stomach sticks out further than her tits- GROSS!

  11. j m

    Her parents also said that Kevin was perfect for her;
    that he was a great father; that he loved her; that he was good for her,etc.

  12. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    This guy looks a little broke down for 37, I’d say he’s at least 46.

  13. weirdo

    Like #3said I’d munch on her yummy asshole too!

  14. Coyoteface

    I really don’t understand. For such a produced ‘talent’ with a limited vocal range who is totally dependant on the people who assemble – don’t even want to call it wrriting – for her album, come up with video concepts and design the choreography for her tour …. well… she should be finished by now. Chewed on and spit out.

    But no. For some reason the media is still interested in her. Not a week goes by or I bump into another Spears story or picture. And really, when I see of hear Britney Spears, all I can think of is that bald head and that fat body of hers plus that very entertaining performance at the MTV awards.

    But hey, carry on. Feed the sheep. Obviously people like the idea of limited peope making lots of money.

  15. Still bangable if you don’t mind the smell.

  16. Gerilyn

    Im a huuuuuuuuuge britney spears fan! And my thing is is that that jason guy lools like total douch bag! And my thing is! Is that if hes gonna marry her! Than he needs to be “protective” like her dumb ass parents said he is! But i would agree that her parents also said the same! thing about kevine federline! So i think its a buch of bull! and i may be a britney fan but… She needs to get her act right too! YES! This is her fault that she fell in “love” with the wrong guys! And it is her fault that she likes dumb ass guys! So just for the record…this can b another one of those stupid douch bags! Britney can look suuuuper great at times! But ummm i hate to break it to her but that “60″ yr old douch of a man can make her look hella stupid! And ill admit shes been makin some bad and (SOME!) good. What im trying to say is that the guy looks 60 and loks like crap and that she needs to get her act straight to! Gosh! I luv u britney!!!! But get ur head outta ur ass! (the dude looks like crap!!!!

  17. Gerilyn

    Im a huuuuuuuuuge britney spears fan! And my thing is is that that jason guy lools like total douch bag! And my thing is! Is that if hes gonna marry her! Than he needs to be “protective” like her dumb ass parents said he is! But i would agree that her parents also said the same! thing about kevine federline! So i think its a buch of bull! and i may be a britney fan but… She needs to get her act right too! YES! This is her fault that she fell in “love” with the wrong guys! And it is her fault that she likes dumb ass guys! So just for the record…this can b another one of those stupid douch bags! Britney can look suuuuper great at times! But ummm i hate to break it to her but that “60″ yr old douch of a man can make her look hella stupid! And ill admit shes been makin some bad and (SOME!) good. What im trying to say is that the guy looks 60 and loks like crap and that she needs to get her act straight to! Gosh! I luv u britney!!!! But get ur head outta ur ass! (the dude looks like crap!!!!

  18. joho777

    What?

    Did this bozo smile at her? That’s all it took in the past for this brainless blubbery idiot “to fall in love.” Remember that backup dancer K-Fed, and that arab Adnon?

    Can’t they find someone kind, mature, and affectionate to drag across her path and attract her attention?

    Or just hire a male prostitute to pork her when she starts getting these “in love” feelings?

  19. Kick

    K the fact that this has 18 comments says it all BUUTTT…. you losers living in Mom’s basement would hit that country box in a hot second so stop acting like your (TINY, STINKY, UNDERUSED) dick is receding into your groin!!!!

  20. Xanthia

    Good Lord! Could she be any further sway backed???? she looks like an old mare that has been ridden waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much… oh yeah – she is!

  21. Well, It’s really a good thing to get married but I won’t suggest it because it would break lot of hearts because everyone would like to marry her….

  22. MyAssIsSweet

    Everyone would definitely love to marry a sucker, then file for divorce using mental illness, medically intoxicated reasons to get alimony with LA court of justice and lawyers ever willing to represent you to ensure you can live lavishly for life holding kids as hostage demanding even for visitation rights and huge legal fees! All you need to do is sucked the ass of her parents…. If a man can suck a blackie woman, what so difficult to suck an old woman like her mother?

  23. MineIsSweeter

    New legal law – If you are the poorer spouse, fight for custodian rights to the kids using mental illness, bipolar, unknown substance abuse with months and months of tests that cannot be proven beyond reasonable doubts. After getting paid to live lavishly for the rest of your life, you can still dump kids back to the non custodian parent, claiming kids can cure for mental health, dump kids’ responsibilities to conservators who are paid by the mentally ill patient to protect the kids. Can you imagine being extorted by ex-spouse, parents, legal professionals paid by a woman deemed as “not fit as a mother”, “a druggie all out to kill her own kids”, “mentally ill” so much that everyone was given the right to extort whether you are acquaintances, long lost friends, nannies bg who are unhappy over trivial issues? The LA court will believe in all your testimonies!

  24. Becky

    Ew He has the stomach of a 60 year old man and he looks like a cross between Billy Bob Thorton and Dennis Quad.

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  26. Britney Spears is looking hilarious in this pic, wat a hot pics.. I really like her..

  27. Darth

    I guess after her ex K-fed anything will be better.

  28. Boogeyman King Dong

    I’m in Kentwood and my hotel bill needs to be paid! Where’s she right now!?

  29. Darth

    #28
    Really?! Just feel free to grab some of my bills too!

  30. No Return

    Knowing that everyone around you is out to take advantage of you because of your wealth including your parents and having no true friends. Would drive anyone nuts.

  31. Daniel

    Her boobs shrank and her belly ballooned! So not attractive Miss Britney! She appears to getting chunkier and chunkier in all the wrong spots!

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