Britney Spears falls asleep on New Years

January 2nd, 2007 // 85 Comments
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Britney Spears collapsed and had to be carried out during a New Year’s Eve party at Pure in Las Vegas, but her rep is playing it off like she got tired, not drunk. Her rep says:

“By about one o’clock, she was just done, so we took her out. She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep. There is nothing out of the ordinary here.”

About every other news agency and source reported yesterday that she passed out drunk and had to be carried out so it’s just a matter of who you believe. But why would you think she passed out drunk? This is Britney Spears we’re talking about. She’s got two kids and is a role model for teenage girls everywhere. Passing out drunk? No, no, that’d just be irresponsible. If she wasn’t forced into hosting that party I’m sure she would’ve spent her New Years helping burn victims or curing cancer. Or both. That’s just the kind of girl she is.

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  1. Jslash

    FIRST

  2. Jslash

    And my life is complete now.

  3. tasty smegma

    there we go. all is right now.

  4. Don Boogie

    Ok, no one loves dumb whores more than I do (it’s a fact), but can we please get some new ones for ’07? Is that too much to ask? Paris, Lindsay, Britney, Nicole, Tara and Tara move over…there’s soooo many more younger, hotter, and dumber sluts out there just waiting for their chance to shine! I’m ready for some new whores!

  5. amaritimer

    why in the FUCK do you morons have to put “first”? Is it the first time in your pathetic life you have ever been able to be first?

  6. Janie Lou

    The “U” in the background of the 2nd and 3rd pictures makes her look like she has a penis. Or a tail.

  7. Yeah, she “Fell Asleep” of course I believe that. I mean it isn’t as if she’s used to staying up late or anything.

  8. gerald ford

    i don’t know, she actually looks ok in these pictures. dumb and chunky, sure, but those can be positives, especially if she’s passed out face down. i would have just grabbed a few pats of butter off the buffet table and bung’d in the new year.

  9. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors

    FIRST!!!!1

  10. Jenster

    thats the worst donnatella versace impression ive seen in a long time.

  11. aydien

    Does she have to be reminded that she procreated and has two kids at home? Or does she think their like puppies and crapping in the closet is normal behaviour? Or perhaps she hopes if she ignores them, they’ll all go away and the facade of a marrige to K-Fed was all just a bad dream… a bad, drug induced coma. Or maybe it was a halucination from the odors that came from licking Paris’ cunt.

  12. Solaera

    She’s starting to look old.

  13. mztry

    OLD NEWS… YAWN…

    when you gonna catch up?

  14. Binky

    Insiders are saying they thought she may have “had a few” when Brit climbed on the PURE ice sculpture and started gnawing on it.

  15. crystalljackson

    I am so tired of seeing this bitch’s upper thigh, not to mention her fat-cascading knee caps. Hack! These ugly shirt/dress/drape/scarf ensembles are eating a hole in my brain.

  16. crystalljackson

    I am so tired of seeing this bitch’s upper thigh, not to mention her fat-cascading knee caps. Hack! These ugly shirt/dress/drape/scarf ensembles are eating a hole in my brain.

  17. 1980

    She has crazy man legs.

  18. BarbadoSlim

    Ah, how nice, oooozing that class that only pure Louisiana trash can ooze.

  19. Stick a fork in her – she’s done AND looks like a stuffed sausage. I didn’t realize that giving birth increases a woman’s forehead. You could land a Cessna on that helipad. And it’s 2007, can she resolve to lose the goofy, “aw shucks, I’m just a white trash gal in the big city” guffaws? She looks like after the c-section they gave her a lobotomy. You can almost read her thoughts they are so childishly transparent. Hopefully, the New Year brings us that trainwreck of a comeback we are all praying for!

  20. whynotme

    Call me crazy, but I’d still hit it. Drunk. With a bag over both of our heads.

    Find bootycalls in your area!

  21. Britney makes herself fall asleep too, huh?

    mischa barton’s little sister goes wild at crabbie’s

  22. Little boys are deliciously sweet.

  23. BarbadoSlim

    There was a bed in VIP section and bitch was all hopped up on something, prolly pulled a train and can’t even remember.

    trash, just trash.

  24. BigJim

    Big fucking deal. Like no one has ever passed out in public from drinking too much before.

    Like I did on New Year’s. My good deed for the year was to volunteer to drive a bunch of old ladies home from their New Year’s bingo party. How was I supposed to know the punch was spiked? I mean, I guess puking in the parking lot on the way to the bus might have been a clue, but whatever.

    Anyway, so I fell asleep for a bit on the highway and drifted into oncoming traffic a little bit. So what if I over-corrected and took out thirty yards of guard rail.

    Jeez, you never heard so much screaming and sniveling.

    Old people suck.

  25. NotANiceGirl

    This dumb bitch had her kids with her @ pure. That’s tight. Did she pass out b/c she was actually in charge of mothering them for once & it exhausted her or did she just have 10 too many xani-bars? Perhaps she wore underwear and they cut off her oxygen? So many questions and really who gives a fuck?

  26. Missallanpoe

    What’s with the 7th pic? Is she opening up for a dildo shapped piece of ice? She needs to learn that she is still too chubby to wear what she wore that night..it’s disguting. Thanks alot asshole, now I gotta go scoop my eyeballs out.

  27. Anonymous

    In the 1st pic, she is saying, “I jist don’t knows why I fergot the bottom parts of my dress. Litl’ SPF was a cryin’ and I couldn’t thinks straight. So I walkeded right out with outs it”. She is such a fat, trashy whore!

  28. BigMember

    She looks like a fatass midget cow, especially in pics 3 & 4.

    So she “fell asleep and had to be carried out” Yeah that’s “REALLY” believeble. I mean come on that excuse only works for people ages 3 and younger. On the other hand it seems that Britney’s mental developement stopped right around the age of 3 so i guess her publicist was telling the truth afterall.

  29. bnawtee

    It’s just so tough being a single mom, taking care of two young children all alone, and continuing to do all that partying. Tsk, tsk…

  30. jesseeca

    did she steal hair off of 100 barbie dolls? i know she can afford good fake hair but appparently she doesn’t even want to waste the money. and a nice touch with the greasy bangs plastered to her giant forehead!

  31. meee

    that trash bag is WAY to short for her.

  32. GG 4.33

    Man, is she a skank/slut. Her PR firm is as dumb as she is, and they think the public is even dumber. Fell asleep? Please, try and be a little more creative than that…

  33. GG 4.33

    The “fell asleep” whopper is as bad as the claim Brittney was a virgin about 10 years ago or so. She probably lost it at 12 to her cousin or something like that.

  34. wedgeone

    #8 – GREAT NAME TO POST UNDER! Just remember that “bunghole is not a dirty word”. LMFAO!

    I must agree with the consensus that her thighs are so laden with fat that they are hanging over her knees, but that works for her. It eliminates the need to carry knee pads around for all of the train rides and slobber knobs she’s giving these days.

    Must’ve been a roofie . . . oops! She did it again.

  35. wedgeone

    #8 – GREAT NAME TO POST UNDER! Just remember that “bunghole is not a dirty word”. LMFAO!

    I must agree with the consensus that her thighs are so laden with fat that they are hanging over her knees, but that works for her. It eliminates the need to carry knee pads around for all of the train rides and slobber knobs she’s giving these days.

    Must’ve been a roofie . . . oops! She did it again.

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  37. Tracie

    Got forehead?

  38. cole007

    Got Thighmaster?

  39. picture7. perfect fit

  40. inkakola

    Most likely she g’d out. too much g, ghb, gatorade, whatever you wanna call it will creep up on you. too bad she didnt have any coke handy.

  41. roundeye

    those are some very handsome men she’s with. you can almost smell the hiv.

  42. mike hawk

    Spitney Beers.

  43. PrettyBaby

    Please God, stop the Superfish Trolling.

    *Answers Prayers*

  44. I think the worst part is that she had the kids with her in Vegas. For chrissake, the one time she decides to “be a mother” is when she’s planning to host a New Years party in Vegas? Good god…

  45. I think the worst part is that she had the kids with her in Vegas. For chrissake, the one time she decides to “be a mother” is when she’s planning to host a New Years party in Vegas? Good god…

  46. I think the worst part is that she had the kids with her in Vegas. For chrissake, the one time she decides to “be a mother” is when she’s planning to host a New Years party in Vegas? Good god…

  47. ToiletDuck

    I wonder if she is wearing underwear?

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  49. Ruby

    lol @43

    What a trashbag hag.

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