Britney Spears falls asleep, breaks contracts
Britney Spears might not get paid the alleged $400,000 appearance fee for her New Year’s “work” at Pure in Las Vegas because they say she violated the contract by not spending enough time there.
“Britney failed to spend the agreed amount of time in the club, because she had to be helped out after collapsing,” alleges a close source. The tipster also says the club is “furious” with her because of her PR spin that she merely fell asleep – implying the place is boring.
That’s why you don’t hire Britney Spears. For anything. Ever. I thought she could handle working at Burger King once, but at the end of the day I had twenty seven complaints from customers who had all been served shoes.