Britney Spears might not get paid the alleged $400,000 appearance fee for her New Year’s “work” at Pure in Las Vegas because they say she violated the contract by not spending enough time there.
“Britney failed to spend the agreed amount of time in the club, because she had to be helped out after collapsing,” alleges a close source. The tipster also says the club is “furious” with her because of her PR spin that she merely fell asleep – implying the place is boring.
That’s why you don’t hire Britney Spears. For anything. Ever. I thought she could handle working at Burger King once, but at the end of the day I had twenty seven complaints from customers who had all been served shoes.
Ren | January 8, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Britney Spears life failure #47,865
Pure Club Appearance
Pointandlaugh | January 8, 2007 at 3:52 pm
WTF is going on with her left cheek? Did KFED have to keep his pimp hand strong?
Vanwarinator | January 8, 2007 at 3:56 pm
She’s a nasty looking whore
Binky | January 8, 2007 at 3:59 pm
I often fly down to PURE for a good snooze – I don’t see the problem.
Adult Underoos | January 8, 2007 at 4:02 pm
a britney spears hiaku:
i’m no good at life
would you like to see my snatch?
oh wait nevermind
TJH | January 8, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Ugh. She already looks matronly, what with the double chin and all.
Just think, before the kids, she was definitely sodomizable. Now, she’s forever in the fucked-up former celebrity stage.
Carsten5577 | January 8, 2007 at 4:06 pm
My feces in the morning looks better than her (and not as stupid).
Celetina | January 8, 2007 at 4:16 pm
The club has every right to be angry. It would’ve been better for everybody all around if she’d just said “I partied so hard my liver broke down.” It would bring positive attention to the club, and while we’d still rag on Britney for it, she at least has an excuse—it’s New Year’s! Whoever came up with the “sleep” idea needs to be fired on the spot.
Is it true the record label is going to dump her?
whodat | January 8, 2007 at 4:23 pm
it wouldn’t have worked if she told the truth – “I partied so hard I passed out and lost control of my bowels! Go to Pure if you want to see the stain on the floor! It’s britshitacular!!!”
freakflag | January 8, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Her agent called me to see if I wanted Brittany to appear at my birthday party this coming July. I told him I’d have to get back to him.
NipsyHustle | January 8, 2007 at 4:31 pm
according to this photo, K-fed is having the last laugh and he lives in a shoe behind a dumpster on the boulevard of broken dreams.
King Gaspi | January 8, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Please don’t post this picture … Or my lack of sleep because of nightmare will drive me insane … Wait , I already am … But it can be worse, i could start liking Lindsay Lohan … And then, will you be able to sleep kwowing you did that to me ?
Well,whynot? | January 8, 2007 at 5:08 pm
HAHAHA oh gosh. It’s always hilarious to see rich people you hate loose money. Oh, and Britney’s TOTALLY creepy in this picture. Doesn’t she kinda look like the Bride of Frankenstein?
DrunkBlogger | January 8, 2007 at 5:21 pm
What the? Why does she look 40?
RichPort | January 8, 2007 at 5:22 pm
I’d fuck Fed-Ex.
Kristin | January 8, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Lmao @ #13.’
I don’t even get why they would hire her. Don’t they read? No one likes her anymore.
Well,whynot? | January 8, 2007 at 5:42 pm
#16, i think this is a mystery good enough to put on top of the list, on the same level as the Burmuda Triangle, Paris Hilton’s “career”, and who the homeless guy living at the corner of my street is talking to. Only *points upward* knows. Or maybe *points downward*, i think that’s more likely.
samasc | January 8, 2007 at 6:02 pm
I live in Las Vegas so here’s the real deal: It’s been all over the radio for days now. Don’t think I’m sticking up for her because I’m NOT but the facts are that she was paid $150,000 and the night club owner was interviewed on a local station and they are happy with her appearance and have no complaints. She stayed until 1:30am and there was no pre-set time for her to be there until. And why wouldn’t they be happy with her appearance? The clubs name has been all over magazines and websites since she was there!
Do Freebird | January 8, 2007 at 6:07 pm
I do believe that the hematoma on her cheek happened when her head hit the bar after she vomited thru her nose and then “fell fast asleep like a newborn babe” on a barstool.
And is it just me, or does it look like ole Brit is getting the classic 50 year old alchoholic bullbus nose?
Well,whynot? | January 8, 2007 at 6:23 pm
OMG! #19 you’re right! She does have a definite round and shiny/red nose! Someone should lock up the cupboard, kick! Brit’s coming!
somechick | January 8, 2007 at 6:30 pm
SHE SHOULD DATE EMINEM!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE HIM!!! I called Brad and Angie 10 years before it happened and look at them now!
I also won’t mention what a loser SHITNEY is!
Bell91501198 | January 8, 2007 at 6:31 pm
I said before that I’d hit it 2 out of 10 times. I’m just sick of her though and I’m not really into the whole white trash cow thing so that number has dropped to 1 out of 10. As far as this pic goes…I wouldn’t hit it.
somechick | January 8, 2007 at 6:54 pm
Good Bell. You have your standards.
mikewall | January 8, 2007 at 7:39 pm
She looks a lot older than her age now she was not bad looking 2 years ago, http://www.topsexywomen.com/britney-spears-picture.html
BigMember | January 8, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Britney the red nosed redneck
had a very slimy crotch
and if you ever saw it
you would die in total shock
All of the other starlets
used to laugh and call her names
they never let poor Britney
join in any starlet games
Then one foggy drunken eve
Paris came to say
Britney with your nose so bright
don’t come to my party tonight!
Still all the rednecks loved her
as they shouted out with glee
Britney the red nosed redneck
will go down in history!
As the whore OF THEE CENTUUUURYYYYYYYY!!!
yuckyfresh | January 8, 2007 at 9:13 pm
looks like someone finally punched her in the face. it’s about fucking time!
Boogie Monster | January 8, 2007 at 9:40 pm
LMAO @ # 25! Thats a good one!
She looks like some one with “Special Needs”
sol | January 8, 2007 at 10:24 pm
i’m glad to see that britney’s now a happy clown
Jedi Kevin | January 8, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Can’t sleep, clown’s gonna eat me!
shanonorato | January 9, 2007 at 2:43 am
I can’t stand that perpetual dopey smile always plastered on her face.
ROTFL #28 – Happy Clown for sure.
AmberDextrose | January 9, 2007 at 3:02 am
#25 Cool
MrSemprini | January 9, 2007 at 3:09 am
Dang, man… What happened to that cute little girl that used to sing so nice? I think Brit ate her, with toast.
JagedNS | January 9, 2007 at 3:32 am
she’s Courtney Love classy nowadays.
(hums Britney the Red Nosed Redneck to himself)
JessicaCha | January 9, 2007 at 3:35 am
Get off the brit-train…. nobody cares about her anymore…
BritishBitch | January 9, 2007 at 6:25 am
what a nasty break out of zits on her right cheek…yet another reason to lay off the cheesburgers
Jenna | January 9, 2007 at 6:50 am
I think she’s already won the “Biggest Train Wreck of 2007″ award….and its only Jan. 9. You go Britney.
hendero | January 9, 2007 at 6:51 am
she looks like Beetlejuice….
jrzmommy | January 9, 2007 at 6:51 am
Joke’s on them……..Tao payed her $600,000 to fall asleep.
86 | January 9, 2007 at 7:38 am
Why is it that she always looks like she has just fallen down a flight of stairs?
misanthrope | January 9, 2007 at 8:04 am
@39: LMAO.
Did Brit get to put make up on all by herself this time?
wedgeone | January 9, 2007 at 8:13 am
#13 – Congrats on violating rule #69 of this blog: “Those who put two “o”s in any form of the word “LOSE” suffer an anal fisting without lubricant.
TAKE THE PAIN!!!
Consider yourself fisted. And go back to grade school & learn to spell!
#15 – FTLTC.
#19 – I believe the nose thing is called a “gin blossom” (not to be confused with that band from eons ago).
#25 – “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” song never sounded so good. If Brit recorded that with your lyrics, it would go to #1.
#38 – Been missing you jrz. Welcome back.
cole007 | January 9, 2007 at 8:32 am
TWO WORDS:
LIZA MINELLI
kate | January 9, 2007 at 9:21 am
I love how Britney’s handlers are still delusional enough to think everyone’s breathlesslly anticipating her big comeback. I hope no one buys her stupid CD’s.
HELLpenis | January 9, 2007 at 10:42 am
I love britney but she’s making it really difficult to be a fan. Stupid bitch. I want her comeback to succeed but she’s going to fail if she doesn’t fucking straighten up and fly right. It may already be too late…STUPID BITCH!
1hen2ducks | January 9, 2007 at 10:56 am
Holy sh*t! Can’t blame bad lighting on that haggered puss. Someone please remind this woman that she is a mother. What a pathetic disappointment she’s turned out to be.
fame is funny | January 9, 2007 at 11:00 am
Oh wow. I’m going to sidestep all the normal comments I would have about her and just say that is a god-awful picture. Holy crap.
Whammer Jammer | January 9, 2007 at 11:52 am
#44…..it is too late. First of all, she’s talentless. Second, her “comeback” is going to fail miserably, and I will laugh when it does. Third, she’s not going to straighten up. She doesn’t have a brain in her head, and she continues to prove it again and again. Her kids are the ones who are going to suffer the most, but I doubt she cares, she only had them for publicity purposes. If she could just get rid of them like she did her chihuahua, I’m sure she wouldn’t hesitate to do it.
Spindoc | January 9, 2007 at 11:55 am
She looks like the 35 year old dumpy girl in the office who finally gets asked out then doesn’t know how to dress herself or wear make-up properly.
cole007 | January 9, 2007 at 11:57 am
@48 – you hit it on the damned nail. She IS Dumpy… in every way possible.
caljenna | January 9, 2007 at 12:27 pm
That’s her grandma, it’s gotta be…
#18, kind of a double-edged sword if it’s true, she only got 150,000 for a new years gig? ouch.