Britney Spears arranged a photo shoot and interview with OK! Magazine that went so wrong the execs at OK! were debating whether to show what actually happened, fearing the photos could ruin Britney’s career and destroy the magazine’s relationship with her. Well turns out they’ve decided to run them as is. The editor in chief says:
“OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told.”
According to TMZ this is some of the nonsense that happened during the shoot:
Britney’s behavior during the interview was “nothing less than a meltdown.” She was “completely out of it” during the shoot … Brit Brit’s eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we’re told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her … At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on … after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) — a Chanel dress to clean it up! As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We’ve learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn’t havin’ none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her “skanky friends” to do her hair and makeup.
This sounds like a bunch of marketing but we’ll see. I can’t imagine anything that happened during the photo shoot could top what we’ve already seen. The only way the photos could make her look any worse is if she’s kicking a box of kittens down the stairs or something. And even then it’d be iffy.
uberfrau | July 24, 2007 at 12:23 pm
first???????
Christ ona Crotch | July 24, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Didn’t take long, eh folks?
michelle | July 24, 2007 at 12:23 pm
this bitch is officially whacked out!
Clem | July 24, 2007 at 12:25 pm
News would be that she held an interview and DIDN’T have a breakdown of some sort.
Can’t wait to see it though!
uberfrau | July 24, 2007 at 12:29 pm
apparently, britney was fondling her tits and pussy during the photo-op, in front of everyone. BLECHHH
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=7042
Sarah | July 24, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Umm I just have to say that I think you’re the funniest thing since sliced bananas (I hate bread)
And that I want to have your sarcastic babies
Lamgelinaoly | July 24, 2007 at 12:30 pm
There must be a strange lunar pull or something today.
Wow.
So sad.
I personally thought they were going to say she was pregnant again, this time with a Cheetoh.
lapet | July 24, 2007 at 12:30 pm
What a great week. We just fired off Lindsay and looks like Brit’s getting locked and loaded for Friday. The only topper would be a suicide! Yes!
bedbugsandballyhoo | July 24, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Check out the 4th picture…she’s started that stupid pout thing again. That means complete (think head shaven’) melt down is right around the corner.
Hemlock Queen | July 24, 2007 at 12:31 pm
I love her face in the first photo. It’s so hillbillly inbred cracker I can’t stop laughing!
Turel Darcloak | July 24, 2007 at 12:32 pm
It truly is an emotional cry for help when a woman *doesn’t* want professional makeup and hair artists to do her makeup and hair, respectively.
LayDeeBug | July 24, 2007 at 12:32 pm
And they call us bloggers losers. In yer face whoever!!!!
Let see…..(scratches head) what could be the cause?
Schizophrenia
Methanphetamine powder (so far my top pick)
Heroin (H-sickness may make one crazy)
Developed a manic disorder (but aren’t you born with that?)
Split personality disorder (usually happens to highly bright and talented folks, so that’s out)
Oh, Oh, I got it….pill addiction!!!
But, wait, how do you explain the fact that she’s still full-figured? That’s what throws a spanner into the works of my theory. (still scratching)
Spindoc | July 24, 2007 at 12:33 pm
It’s obvious she was on coke. Trips to the bathroom, mood changes etc…. Sounds like she’s really hit the skids. I think these magazines finally figured out that they could sell more by being honest about these skanks than by trying to keep people beliving Birttney and Lindsay were sweet misunderstood little girls.
eddy | July 24, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Briteney has no more career. She has no more voice but an ass that everyone finds ugly.
Hemlock Queen | July 24, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Wait, wait, wait! I just noticed her incredible couture clear plastic hooker heels! bwahahahhahaha! That’s a great accessory choice. Hooker.
Mick | July 24, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I can’t believe after all the people she has around her to try and make her into a Lady that she still is a skanky mess.
I think she needs profession psychological help and quick.
sevenandaswitchblade | July 24, 2007 at 12:36 pm
If the next update is about Hilton eating homeless children or something equally awesome, I may have to reconsider this whole “God” thing.
Binky | July 24, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Simple grease mistake.
They said ‘Gucci’ dress. Brit thought they said ‘Gucky’ dress.
bedbugsandballyhoo | July 24, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I just read OK! is going to run the interview in all of it’s total, un-retouched, uncensored glory! Yep…complete meltdown straight ahead.
woodhorse | July 24, 2007 at 12:36 pm
SuperFish! Be real! Britney would not kick a box of kittens down the stairs! She would use them as hair extensions.
uberfrau | July 24, 2007 at 12:42 pm
what’s with the lesbo pictures of her and her assitance at the UK Daily MaiL website??
How lame. NOtice her assistant is dressed like her and has the same stupid “conceal a bald head” hairstyle. It’s MINI-BRITNEY.
Bite Me! | July 24, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Maybe should could use the box of kittens to cover up her shave snatch!!!
Christ on a Crotch | July 24, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I have a razor blade with Britney’s name on it. People if you have daughters……
Please please PUH-LEAZE…teach them that their asses and tits are NOT as important at the organ encased in their skulls.
That being cute and a cock-tease will fry your brain into believing you will be treated like a sex symbol when you’re 40.
That they will NOT become famous just because they can carry a tune.
That being a cheerleader is NOT a career; it’s a past-time.
That babies are not ornaments or accessories; same with dogs.
That they are NOT the center of the universe.
Please teach your daughters about the real world, not MTV.
Oh and if they’re cute, please tell tehm to call me.
paul | July 24, 2007 at 12:47 pm
…will anyone of stature be willing to take a chance on working with these girls again? i guess i would but i’m a nobody. i think we will all look back at this period of time and say “remember those crazy bitches.”
ziggurat | July 24, 2007 at 12:47 pm
What’s there to believe? Believe what you like–boogeyman, Santa, Jesus, the Easter bunny–the point is, HERE ARE THE FACTS. We descended from apes and ‘people’ like BS demonstrate ancestorial behavior. Weep only that she reproduced when Darwin sanctions otherwise. Blame it on Disney and Entertainment engines for according her more attention than she deserves. I’ve seen homeless folk with more class. Glorified PTW.
skyhydragnfly | July 24, 2007 at 12:47 pm
This is just the icing on the rotting cake of her life. She really just needs to go crawl under a rock and die somewhere.
LOL #22, poor kitties would never make it down there!
sloth | July 24, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Shitney looks like Sloth from the Goonies! She is losing the ability to hide her mental retardation.
edan | July 24, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Between this and Lowhore going to the klink this is the best day EVER!!
Rachelle | July 24, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Judging by her god-awful complexion i’d say she’s indulging in some fresh-out-of-the-tub methamphetamines. She is white trash afterall.
Hfire3 | July 24, 2007 at 12:56 pm
This is like a wreck on the freeway in broad daylight. But instead of cars coming to a stop, they just keep piling into the carnage without ever tapping the brakes. It use to be funny, then it was bizarre, then it was sad. Now it is so far past anything recognizable, you are desensitized to whatever happens next. Totally fubar when you are this young and your best years are way behind you and fading quickly in the distance. Life comes at you fast…….aha hah hah……but not as fast as the bullet from the gun in your mouth.
Hfire3 | July 24, 2007 at 12:57 pm
This is like a wreck on the freeway in broad daylight. But instead of cars coming to a stop, they just keep piling into the carnage without ever tapping the brakes. It use to be funny, then it was bizarre, then it was sad. Now it is so far past anything recognizable, you are desensitized to whatever happens next. Totally fubar when you are this young and your best years are way behind you and fading quickly in the distance. Life comes at you fast…….aha hah hah……but not as fast as the bullet from the gun in your mouth.
Bern | July 24, 2007 at 12:59 pm
How is she not dead?
Christ on a Crotch | July 24, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Future Britney’s and Linsday’s:
Hillary Duff
Hayden Pan-Pan-Pannini-Punani whatever
Any Blond girl from the ABC Saturday lineup
Lindsay’s little sister
Jamie Lynn Spears
All the barely talented tweens on tv trying to sell their asses for a rekkid deal
Gosh, so many to pick from….
Bite Me! | July 24, 2007 at 1:04 pm
@32 Maybe Britney and Lindsay can pull a Thema and Louise and drive off a cliff together. That sure would make my day!
BritneyHater | July 24, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Honestly, I have hated Britney for a VERY long time… Probably since the first time that I saw her. But this is just sad. Really, I feel bad and like I want to kick her into a mental institution for some serious help.
hmmmm | July 24, 2007 at 1:08 pm
I’d guess meth too, or pretty much any stimulant (coke, even Adderall), except she’s a fat pig. It might be something in the painkiller domain, like Oxycontin. People get fat on that, and the hardcore pill-poppers take ‘em every hour, so maybe that’s what she was doing in the bathroom. Dunno, maybe we should have a seance with fat Elvis, he’d know…
cacw | July 24, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Has anyone else seen where she’s supposedly pregnant and doesn’t know who the baby daddy be?
maeby | July 24, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Hahaha. I love it.. Today is like the best day ever! First Lindsay now Britney.. This day totally trumps Christmas!!
my comment | July 24, 2007 at 1:18 pm
I think her new dog is dead and she hasn’t noticed yet.
Brit the Shit Is A Meth Junky | July 24, 2007 at 1:19 pm
#36
Her size is indicative of stimulant abuse. Uppers combined with having babies would’ve destroy Shitney’s metabolism. Her youthful energy from being in the teens and early 20s has long since withered. She’d still look like a fat pig if the use was only occasional. That bitch is going to balloon up when she finally quits. Her liposuction doctor is licking his lips in anticipation.
sarah | July 24, 2007 at 1:21 pm
I wonder if anyone else thinks she vaguely resembles Michael Keaton from Beetlejuice?
I think it’s the thick neck thing she has going on.
Sloth from Goonies | July 24, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Hey you guys! Baby Ruth!
Chauncey Gardner | July 24, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Do you guys remember what a big deal made about that time in Germany when Britney the Chaste compared eating German chocolate to having an orgasm? Everybody was so titilated by mental images of Britney masturbating in order to make such a comparison. That was the wildest thing anybody could have imagined. It was an innocent time, and it’s amazing how outrageously bizarre her existence has become. And, how inured we have become to the debauched madness of Britney Spears. There are no surprises, anymore. There is no mystery. Just an ongoing cavalcade of freakish behavior that makes Michael Jackson’s life seem pastoral and dull.
sweetnsnooty | July 24, 2007 at 1:27 pm
OK! magazine cares about Brit’s career MY ASS! They can’t wait to release that shit! What a disgrace Spears is to the human kind.
skankzilla | July 24, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Soon she’ll be on the corner singing “$10 YOU HIT IT AGAIN AND AGAIN.” I can’t wait for the Britney sucks dick for crack videos to emerge.
Snatch | July 24, 2007 at 1:28 pm
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if she kills herself. That’s about where it’s going.
TimberFAKE | July 24, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Man she used to be so hot…
You know, I don’t beleive that bullshit one bit. Yea, they said she screwed up during photoshoots and stuff. But the media can also say that you turned into a warewolf-like thing and bit your dogs to death because you can’t cook. Screw OK! Magazine! If I was Brit, I’d take those stylists and interviewer and knock them all into eachother at once just to make SURE they know who they’re fucking with
Briana | July 24, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Lol, this doesn’t even shock me.
N@ughty | July 24, 2007 at 1:31 pm
hey at least we know she’s not turning into a skeleton…at lease she’s eating right…that’s good isn’t it? sort of? maybe? guess not…
well, OK! Magazine gossips about alot of shit but as far as this goes, I think it’s just TMZ playing with everyone’s head. and cleaning poop with a channel dress? Even Brit’s not that stupid. Herpes Hilton is, but not Brit. She’d dry herself off in it first.
ToTellTheTruth | July 24, 2007 at 1:31 pm
This bitch has lost her ever lovin’ mind, and I don’t think there’s a person in the entire world that DOESN’T know it. And where are her kids? How come she’s never photographed with her children anymore?