Britney Spears eligible for an Emmy? Game Over, world

June 12th, 2008 // 65 Comments

While Katherine Heigl is saying “I hate my career!” to the Emmy’s, Britney Spears, of all people, is eligible for the coveted award for her cameos on How I Met Your Mother. What the super motherfucking fuck? Excuse me while I cut my cable and hide under the coffee table. OK! Magazine reports:

For her double-shot guest appearance as Abby on CBS hit How I Met Your Mother, Brit-Brit is one of 41 actresses on the official ballot released by the Academy of Television
Arts & Sciences to its voters. Keep in mind, this is the list that is whittled down to the final nominees for the September ceremony.

If Britney Spears garners an Emmy nod, that’s it. I’m switching to one of those TV’s on the Flintstones with the parrot inside. Parrot, meet TiVo. TiVo, meet parrot. Okay, now I feel better about what’s going to happen next: Component or HDMI, Polly? Coaxial?! Naugh-ty…


  1. Loves it

    lmfao @ Randal, you are a genius, where do you come up with that shit???

  2. Chris Crocker

    LLLLLEAAVEE BRITNEY ALLLLLLOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!! -_-

  3. White Southern Trash and Proud - sorry

    I might not be a proper northerner like yourselve Hecubus (is that a gay incubus?) but I know who is who you shit licker.
    Look a little over the head of the puppet and you will see the string. Our present leaders are only appointed by their masters and are essentially only doing what they are told. If you don’t believe this than you are indeed an idiot, which I suspect.

    There will never be an insurrection to take back our country because the people are brainwashed. It’s indeed all over for us.

    “Tell the people who are rich, we don’t need to multiply”. Die!

  4. A proud member of the Southern Intelligentsia

    It’s the the Jews ain’t #53? Yeah, I reckon so too.

  5. Hecubus

    #42. I didn’t mean to sound like I’m suggesting all Southern Americans are retards, they’re not. I’m just saying that the retarded portion of Americans from the south seem to be the ones in the positions of power.

    #53. Is probably right though, all of the evidence of these White Christians attempting to turn America into a Christian theocracy is just an elaborate ruse perpetrated by the Jews to hide the truth that it’s them controlling everything. Evidence ? ? We don’t need no stinkin’ evidence. We’ve got accusations that people who disagree with us are gay.

  6. Poor dumb Hecubus

    Read much, moron? I didn’t think so. I guess therefore that face and history mean nothing to you and your simpleton views. Facts are there if you take the time and read. Obviously thinking is not a strong point for someone (dumb limp wristed yankee) like yourself.

  7. agree

    Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionairedatingsite ——”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.

  8. Where did she learn to smile like that?
    I think it’s her specialty for all those NAIVE americans!!
    BECAUSE THERE ISN’T A FUCKING THING TO LAUGH ABOUT, is there?

  9. Halle's Berry

    good game, world. see you post-apocalypse.

  10. Nick

    Britney has nuts in her cheeks.

  11. Has anyone ever seen the movie “For Your Consideration”?

  12. I have started reading this book and love it so far! I just couldn’t wait for it to go in to paper back.

  13. I have started reading this book and love it so far! I just couldn’t wait for it to go in to paper back.

  14. I have started reading this book and love it so far! I just couldn’t wait for it to go in to paper back.

  15. I have started reading this book and love it so far! I just couldn’t wait for it to go in to paper back.

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