Britney Spears dyes her hair

94: Tranny – they’ve got a really good cream for that now. Leaves everything tingly and minty fresh.

100: Oh sure, mock me for being quick on the draw!! *sob*

Next time, I’ll put some “Maintain” on my keyboard.

Ha-ha!

102
Come on, now, you gotta give me a ‘tard’s head start. =)

102-
No, just deal with the first round, and come back in a few minutes for more…

The rhinestones – well, applying them might not be bad, but I’m cringing at the thought of removal.

Hey, if you can do a brazilian, you can remove glued rhinestones.

104: I promise I’ll be there to hold your hand!

And what do you mean “come back”?? I find it best simply to change the focus of activity…..

I love how with all the talk about her home-dye job, nobody has seemed to notice that she apparently also apparently took the scissors out and went a’choppin’, too.

I have to admit, though, it is true…she does seem to be going out of her way to constantly have young Sean in her arms in every pic, even though he is almost always passed out. She should put him in a stroller and let him take a goddam nap while she shops. Jeez. However, everytime there is a story about Britney and Sean, I *wish* Superficial would just keep posting the “Damian” picture, where SP is glaring angrily at the cameraman as though her is either intently trying to cast an evil spell on him or taking a serious dump. Almost pee myself every time I see that picture!!!

Fa, you want some rhinestones too?

Jane’s, I guess you’re right about that.

Sorry for the *double* “apparently”‘s. Duuhhrrrr.

I think SP has finally pulled Brit into that toddler cult of his. I knew having a manny was a bad idea.

Focus of activity..hmm… focus, baby, focus.

108: I’m neutral on it. But, should you ever have that done and need to get them removed, I’ll be there for ya! :)

111: Focus indeed!

*focuses intensely on the spelling of “Antidisestablishmentarianism”*

Hmmm. Tricky word. Better practice that one for a while.

*begins practicing*

107-
Yep, I noticed the shorter hair too.

I’m not one to let Britney get away with anything either, but I really don’t see how we’re expected to verify that it’s actually her, from these pictures. Also, I don’t really care.

Fa Cube Itches will henceforth be known to me as Lucifer.

Get the behind me, Satan?

Oh, wait… hahaha…

*thee. Duh

Behind you would also qualify as a change of focus, I think! Heh! ;)

I like it. I think it looks nice.

Yes, it would qualify… very nicely.

You’re mostly a mean bunch. She’s not fat, didn’t you see her beach photos? She’s just pregnant. As for the hair, it might even be a wig, you don’t know shit. You’re too busy being mean to notice anything. I hope Britney buys you all and sells you to Middle Eastern slave traders. It could happen. Gawd, I hope it happens. I hope there’s pictures too so I can laugh at the “fat ugly” slaves.

Seeing as I am made of neither Chee-tos nor Slim Jims, I doubt Britney would want to buy me. But thanks for trying.

119:

*changes focus*

She did gain alot of weight after having SP. But I never seen any of it come off. She really has let herself go. I think she just got to comfortable in staying home. I hope she knows that is is better to exercise during pregnancy than to dye your hair.

Fa- if I had the money, I’d totally buy you. Then I’d keep you as my own personal…err…counsel. Would I get special privileges?

Ohhhkay. Correct me if I’m wrong (I know you will anyway and that’s fine) but isn’t she supposed to be on vacation? Remember, the two rental houses thing from oh, YESTERDAY? What is the time frame on these two events?

Um, deep oral arguments and penetrating legal insights not available to any other client. Good?

Never mind. That story wasn’t posted til after the vacation was over. My bad.

Very, very good.

That will definitely work.

126-
Fucking hell, I love it when you make insinuations. Nobody does it better.

rosie o’donnell anyone?

130: Pass, you can keep her.

#126 good use of your words:) NICE!!!!!!!!!!

129: *innocent smile* Why thank you!

132-
Lucifer – known to the rest of you as Fa Cube – here has a way with words that makes me weak at the knees. Those deep oral arguments make me weak pretty much everywhere else.

…and the penetrating legal insight makes me scream…

OOOH… dorks, if i find out who created a typekey account with my name, she/he’s dead.

I’m Megan Harris.

Stallion, you’re an ass, guy. An ASS. Where’s you’re myspace account? Let’s see your Pic! Too embarrassed you look like a 4 foot hairy backed Quasimodo?

you should change you’re name from “Itallion Stallion” to “My Cousin Vinny” you frickin’ short ginny.

Lucifer??? Come on…I’m angelic! 0:D

I do, however, plead guilty to the other charges.

135: That would be “guinea”

136-

Yeah, FALLEN angel, perhaps.

I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want Satan as my bitch. I’m willing to turn the tables and be the bitch in this relationship. Really, it’s only fitting…

138: Wouldn’t that be a *risen* angel? ;)

I was thinking less “bitch” and more “Grand Consort”….

139-
Risen angel… sure. Rises several times a day and provokes intensely religious experiences.

Ohh, as a Grand Consort, I get to be more demanding. I like. ;)

#137 ya gotta hand it to the girl, at least she managed to rhyme.

Ha-ha, no doubt you do! :)

Peanut: That’s true! She was a poet. But did she know it? Heh. :)

I got a website for you guys. You want to see what country folks do in their spare time (which is often), visit http://www.thehouseofpain.com. There is a web cam & a place to post comments. They call it the Bathroom Wall. Check it out, it’s funny.

Fa Cube: Probably not:):) Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything?

Heh, best bathroom wall graffiti I ever saw was in a fairly nice restaurant in a smaller town in Kansas:

“Flush twice, it’s a long way to the kitchen.”

Second best:

“Here I sit
in one hell of a stupor,
Just to give birth
To a one-pound state trooper.”

Forget where that one was….

Peanut: nah, doubt she noticed anyway.

Fa, you have been to some strange places. I have to say, however, that the fact that you remember all this is even more amazing.

Heh, just struck me as funny at the time and stayed with me over the years for some reason. :)

Hmmmm. It just occurred to me that I’ve been neglecting my spelling lessons…..

Shame on me!

*resumes practice on “Antidisestablishmentarianism”*