Britney Spears dresses like a whore, pukes

#196 What’s a golf clap??

#192 – you can get potato salad just about anywhere in Des Moines. It’s delivered every day from NJ in long caravans of Camaros (with sunroofs, to accommodate the big hair).

Oh my god, Britney sympathizer & uses the term “y’all”. OK, moving along… anyone that lives further south than the holland tunnel does not even register on my radar as a viable human being.

Sorry Stallion. And Jrz.

Don’t forget the extra big steering wheels in them Camaros–to accommodate the extra long acrylic fingernails. duh!

Jizz, why would I be in mourning over AJ’s mother you douche.

And Bitc-ho, the pork you’re smelling is coming from your FUPA

Does FUPA stand for Fat Ugly Pussy Assassin? Because then we would both be correct in assuming that the pork smell is coming from you.

My kid came up to me the other day and complained that the fat ugly girl in class was being a real nasty Lesbianesque and offended everyone with her stench. true story.

My kid came up to me the other day and said “you’re not my real dad.” True story. Also true.

#196 – Since you “dont give a shit about punctuation, or care even enough to spell check it..”, don’t expect anyone to take you seriously, no matter if any truth can be found in what you post.

And the incoherent and irrational imbecility of your posts demonstrate how closely you relate to the Brit. No truth. No intelligent thought. No wisdom or understanding.

Bye now.

I guess since that post is so fucking NOT funny Richie, you’re gonna claim it’s your troll right??? If it is you…..UGH…fat, ugly losers procreating….sadness

Bitch, FUPA is YOUR Fat Upper Pussy Area, which your husband told me smells like garlic Bratwurst. He also told me he’s buying you a bedazzled bag for Valentines, to put over your head during sex!

Oh, wow that clarifies it for me. That’s so not funnier than Fat Ugly Pussy Assasin.

And I think you confused things… soemtimes I enjoy inserting bratwurst into my vagina when he’s away because they just don’t make vibrators that size or as realistic!

As for the bedazzlewd bag over my head… a girl can dream! Asphyxia is a fun sex game!

bitch, if FUPA really did mean your grade school interpretation of the abbreviation, you’d be in big trouble, cuz I’d be the Assasin, and you’re clearly a fat ugly pussy…….

You make zero sense. Sorry you wish you were me!

#212- I wish some of these trolls could figure out how to deliver a well-crafted insult, I really do ;)

214……….????????
were you trying to respond to my 210 post hon?????

#215 – She was referring to you as a troll and that your insults are lame & boring. Kind of like how your ex girlfriends describe you to everyone they know.

Is this what it sounds like when doves cry? No? Oh. Nevermind.

HOW CAN SHE NOT SEE HOW AWFUL SHE LOOKS?!?!?! I can’t take her nastiness anymore!!

Jizz….WHAT the fuck was that all about?

Bitch, PPPPPPPPPPretty Baby, y’all need to git yer vocab straight, wouldn’t she have said I wish YOU trolls, not THESE trolls, implying I’m NOT a troll

well, you can look forward to learning that in 4th grade grammar class

ok, maybe i’m just a newbie…
and i am

and that’s ok with me…
cause i don’t need to know the whole show.

i’m a happy observer.

but,

i thought the whole ‘troll’ thing was (pronounced trawl) trolling… as in laying bait for people to pounce on.

right?
(from: http://foldoc.org/?troll)
Trolling aims to elicit an emotional reaction from those with a hair-trigger on the reply key. A really subtle troll makes some people lose their minds.

that’s just what i thought ‘troll’ behavior was. and if it’s clever enough. it’s pretty funny. especially when people take the ‘bait’ and go nuts on it. like some of you did. har har har.

no, i don’t ‘troll’. but, like i said, if it’s clever enough, it’s pretty funny.

otherwise, we could just sit around learning something really important online… like how craft new clothes for britney out of pipecleaners.

newbie, lately on this site “troll” has meant someone using someone elses screen name to post shit

from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll

In Internet terminology, a troll is a person who enters an established community such as an online discussion forum and intentionally tries to cause disruption, often in the form of posting messages that are inflammatory, insulting, incorrect, inaccurate, or off-topic, with the intent of provoking a reaction from others. Trolls can also be existing members of such a community that rarely post and often contribute no useful information to the thread, but instead make argumentative posts in an attempt to discredit another person, more often than not based on what they thought was said rather than what was actually said by the other person, concentrating almost exclusively on facts irrelevant to the point of the conversation, with the intent of provoking a reaction from others. The latter are primarily, though not always juveniles from other countries who don’t have enough understanding of the language to realize that there is nothing to argue about, the points are truly irrelevant to the conversation, or they just don’t care and are simply trying to cause the other poster grief with their frivolous and irrelevant arguments.

isn’t the internet FUN? i hear it’s catching on.

(sorry that’s the last i’ll put about it all. promise.)

#221 Libraesque

got it.

so when do we get to make fun of britney again?

poor girl, she really brigs it on herself…

(forget the kids… why isn’t someone looking out for her?)

sorry,

she really BRINGS it on herself…

(some of us do appreciate grammar/spelling)

VIX, I for one can’t comment on her, anyone who is in a custody battle for her babies, who insists on being photographed on a daily basis boozed up, broke down naked, 3,000 miles from her children…….what can you say?

OH SHIT!

I’ve been trolled. The dick breath at #147 logged in using my licklick ID.

Sorry about that, jrzmommy. That one wasn’t from me.

#210 – “fupa” is a new one. Many men have termed that part of a woman a “gunt” or a “fupp” (replacing “area” with “pouch”). Urban Dictionary has the first post of fupa in 2K3. Thanks for bringing that to light.

Never say that you can’t learn something on the Fish!

BTW – do you prefer eating the fupa chalupa?

you’re catching on there real quick like lickitylick, call someone a cunt, then accuse a “troll” of saying it. You’re one of the “gang” now, congratulations

wedgie, nice try being witty. Maybe you can spend some more time surfing around Urban Dictionary and come up with something…….funny

Hey #228!

I called #55 a cunt in #130. Any subsequent posts from licklick except #226 were trolls.

I really love not having anything better to do, don’t you?

Sorry #228, #132 was also a genuine licklick.

I regret the confusion.

I love happy hour
Adios bitches

(no one trolls me, should I be offended????)

Nah!

Holy crap! What a pathetic excuse for a human being. I used to think K-Fed was the greasy, smelly, low class half of that undynamic duo, he is looking better in contrast. I always thought she had a homely face but the body has caught up. Does she remember she has two babies at home that useful fish-eyed whore.

excuse me… that was useLESS fish-eyed whore. I know the grammar police will be pointing out the errors. Like this is a website for Mensa members.

what a white trash whore…her body sucks…shes fat and needs to face the fact that she’s not pretty and doesn’t have a good body anymore…her face isn’t even pretty it’s just fat pimply and greasy, and don’t even get me started on her hair!!!

this is just sad…..she makes K-Fed look like a good dad…and thts saying something but hey his albums failing and he gets punched, made fun of(which he deservesBTW), and he will soon be seen saying”do u want fries with that”, but maybe she feels she needs to catch up with him and try to be come the better one at NOT parenting

i used to think Britney was a whore and laugh at her but now i’ve started to feel bad cuz it’s almost certain she must have some severe mental illness. her family needs to put her in rehab! or the mental institution! i hate to think of those children probably covered in puke 24 hrs a day after she confuses them with toilets. btw don’t blame Louisiana, Britney’s skank level is from another planet!

She’s such a fat, disgusting pig with zero class.

i don’t understand, she has so much money, why can’t she afford clothes that will fit her? y is it all “pass-me-downs” from people so much thinner than her.
i can’t wait till her career ends. and when it does i will dance.

203. cunt

Eww…who wants to look at Britney’s puke?? Scarred for life!

Wow… guess it’s time for me to re-comment. I think everybody read my last post wrong. I’m not saying that I don’t agree that Britney needs to take that liquor money and spend it on a professional to give her a lobotomy. At the same time tho, I’m not her personal ass licker, but good grief give the girl a little slack. There are stars out there who beat their family and leave them out on the street for them to rot, like Mel Gibson for instance. Hell, I’d rather have a rich, used to be hot, alcoholic mother, than a father who denies his fucking kid. Also, how many of you even have 1 beer on a regular basis? What if somebody took your picture every day when you had that shot downed and slammed on the bar and then posted it in the papers? It would make you look like an alcoholic too wouldn’t it? How do you guys know how long she is even there? Or her purpose for being there in the first place? Shit… but I will admit that her style isn’t quite kosher… I mean..Ring! Ring! Napoleon Dynamite called, he wants his boots back…

all i have to say is… get a real dress

she’s plain disgusting these days…

Mmmmm britney’s puke!!

And you all thought she was bad then…