Britney Spears dresses like a whore, pukes

February 12th, 2007 // 247 Comments
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  1. danielle

    That’s just snatch leakage.

  2. bedbugsandballyhoo

    Somebody get her to a hospital, pronto! Apparently, she can’t get those boots off of her fat, swollen feet and needs to have them surgically removed. She been wearing them for weeks!
    Trying hard not to imagine the unbearable stench when they finally come off.

  3. hobieluv83

    wait, that’s puke? I thought it was yellow/green jizz from all the alien sex she’s been having.

  4. BarbadoSlim

    What else can we say about this degenerate?

    I see that she has now taken to hangin’ out with flaming faggots.

  5. misanthrope

    So, cleaning up her act is going well.

  6. Bugman4045

    Britney has decided to drink herself to death.
    After watching the Grammys, she realized that she isn’t talented enough to become even a back up dancer (oh, the irony)for any one of the performers showcased last night. She should go out like Cobain, via shot gun, but she will likely choose to go via pils and alcohol.
    Farewell, Britney.

  7. hobieluv83

    wait, I thought that was just green/yellow jizz from all the alien sex she’s been having. No, that’s an insult to the aliens.

  8. RichPort

    I told her not to try to deepthroat me.

  9. fritobandito

    you think she looked at it and said “corn?” I dont remeber eatin no corn!!

  10. hellcat1983

    God, even the guy next to her is more ladylike than she is!

  11. fritobandito

    lets hear it for Mom Of The Year!!!!

  12. RingLeader

    The lesbian cowgirl rides again!

  13. Monday

    So what the hell did she do? One big initial chunkblow and then run around in a little circle doing horklettes?

  14. jrzmommy

    The guy sitting next to her looks just like my husband.

  15. twzzlrgirl

    Can you imagine how her sons are gonna feel when they see their train wreck of a mom and can really understand what’s going on?

    And, dear god, what if she’s pregnant again???? She needs to have her ovaries removed, pronto. This woman should not be allowed to reproduce again, ever.

  16. doomhammer

    Look, you would throw up too after drinking all night and then doing big fat gagger line of coke on the ride home. Jeeeesh.

  17. twzzlrgirl

    #10, lol!! I almost spit iced tea all over my ‘puter screen :)

  18. danielle

    What dumbass is taking this broad’s picture?

    You would think the camera’s would just leap out of the pap’s hands and run for cover!?!

  19. angryinch

    Mmmmmm……ham!

  20. fritobandito

    Maybe she was dizzy frim riding the rotating circular bed with that pussy Isac?

  21. hamacus

    Pic #5 dialog:
    See girl next time they grab you by the throat and then try to gag you with ‘it” you just breath through your nose and voila no vomit. Now let’s go try this again.

    No not that’s not the pearl necklace I mean…geezs…country ho’s don’t know nuthin!

  22. sigmanu

    SHE IS SO FUCKING NASTY…..SHE NEEDS TO SEROIUSLY FIND A TALL BUILDING AND JUMP. FOR HER KIDS SAKE AND ALL OF MAN KIND. SHE IS THE POSTER CHILD FOR ABORTION AND I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HER E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: THE RISE & FALL OF BRITNEY WHITE TRASH SPEARS.

  23. BarbadoSlim

    No amount of detailing and deodorizing is gonna make that vehicle right again….Yuck

  24. I didn’t even notice at first, but what is with that guy’s boots in the first picture. I don’t care if you’re gay or not, those are not acceptable. Jesus!

  25. arden

    A serious new low for the paparazzi. Photographing celeb puke . . . jesus. Will they be breaking into the sewers next?

  26. twzzlrgirl

    Maybe that’s a night of fun for Brit — try and make geometric shapes with her puke.

    So, how the hell do you puke in a perfect circle? Someone please explain…this woman is a train wreck (as I said in an early post), but she PUKES in neat little circles.

    I need a drink.

  27. meee

    #14…is your husband a queer who wears fringy boots and waxes his brows? because if so, yeah, he does look like the guy in the first picture.

    and who the hell are those anorexic looking skanks brit is with? she fits in.

  28. jrzmommy

    well, let me just say if my husband was a flaming faggot from Texas it would look like him.

  29. Italian Stallion

    When did Dennis Rodman get a nose job?

  30. Spock's Left Nut

    Look at the last photo. Britney and the woman walking next to her — with her hand to her throat — are trading tips on deep throating. With someone else, that might be a tantalizing thought, but the only thing that should be stuffed in Britney’s mouth is an apple.

  31. Spock's Left Nut

    Look at the last photo. Britney and the woman walking next to her — with her hand to her throat — are trading tips on deep throating. With someone else, that might be a tantalizing thought, but the only thing that should be stuffed in Britney’s mouth is an apple.

  32. jrzmommy

    To clarify, I married my husband only after he completed the intensive therapy program that Reverend Ted Haggard just went through.

  33. WiseMan

    SHE IS A NASTY FUCKING DISEASE INFESTED TRAILER TRASH BIRD TURD. WHY THE FUCK COULDNT THAT WHITE TRASH KEEP HER STINKING LEGS SHUT???? THERE’S ALLREADY TOO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS STINKING PLANET. INSTEAD SHE LET OUT SOME UGLY SHIT FACED SPROGS WITH THAT UGLY LOOSE KEVIN FAGERLINE. SOMEONE NEEDS TO SLICE HIS COCK OFF AND FEED IT TO BRITNEYS SLUT MOTHER.

  34. WiseMan

    SHE IS A NASTY FUCKING DISEASE INFESTED TRAILER TRASH BIRD TURD. WHY THE FUCK COULDNT THAT WHITE TRASH KEEP HER STINKING LEGS SHUT???? THERE’S ALLREADY TOO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS STINKING PLANET. INSTEAD SHE LET OUT SOME UGLY SHIT FACED SPROGS WITH THAT UGLY LOOSER KEVIN FAGERLINE. SOMEONE NEEDS TO SLICE HIS COCK OFF AND FEED IT TO BRITNEYS SLUT MOTHER.

  35. PLEASE — I will pay you to stop posting photos of this whore. Where do I send the check?

  36. WiseMan

    SHE IS A NASTY FUCKING DISEASE INFESTED TRAILER TRASH BIRD TURD. WHY THE FUCK COULDNT THAT WHITE TRASH KEEP HER STINKING LEGS SHUT???? THERE’S ALLREADY TOO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS STINKING PLANET. INSTEAD SHE LET OUT SOME UGLY SHIT FACED SPROGS WITH THAT UGLY LOOSER KEVIN FAGERLINE. SOMEONE NEEDS TO SLICE HIS COCK OFF AND FEED IT TO BRITNEYS SLUT MOTHER.

  37. Bugman4045

    #26 ask Maynard Keenan.

  38. Meritocrat

    I see oversized 14 year olds done up just like that hanging around the Hot Topic in the outlet mall here. All she needs a chainmail slave bracelet. You know the things that wrap around the wrist and finger and cover the back of the hand? That’s what all the tubby goth girls in crushed velvet wear when they fantasize about being vampires.

  39. ch474

    Nice mommy tummy thunderthighs.

    Notice in Pic#4 that Brit is eyeing that girl like a dog looks at that steak you just dropped “FRESH MEAT!!!!!”. Either that or a vampire.

    Nice to see she’s trying the Wonderbra angle to lure some drunken stud muffin to plant yet another spawn of Satan.

    And just how does one puke in perfect circle?

  40. Bugman4045

    #26 Ask Maynard Keenan

  41. mynameis

    It’s not puke, it obviously came out of her ass. First the explosive burst out of the o-ring, followed by a waterfall of chunky dribbles (and tears). We’ve all been there.

  42. Niecy

    Those girls with her are strippers. Obviously Britney is moonlighting for some extra cash. It was her first night on the job and she threw up because she was nervous.

  43. dovescry1999

    GOD I MISS YAHOO MESSAGE BOARDS!!!!
    You people, put this tramp on a pedestal, just knock her ass off with a dildo, and some coke !
    Or, better yet, tell her that Paris wants to suck her pussy again, maybe that will make her gag to death on her own vomit, instead of leaving it for her children to play in…

  44. ph7

    For the 100th time: Who is watching her kids????????

  45. NipsyHustle

    her vag must smell like new orleans in the summertime.

  46. dovescry1999

    GOD, I MISS THE YAHOO MESSAGE BOARDS !!!!
    You pepole put this trashy bitch, up on a pedestal, and now you want to knock her off ?
    Just tell her to run into traffic…
    Or, tell her that Paris Hilton really hates her, then maybe she’ll kill herself!

  47. Bugman4045

    #26 Ask Maynard Keenan

  48. bexybeans

    yes, she looks like a chubby nightmare, but apparantly she’s at a whore party because look at what those other skanks are wearing! compared to them, she’s pretty well covered up, don’t you think?

    oh yeah, and britney, you should really hit the gym. liposuction and tummy tucks can only do so much, babe.

  49. bexybeans

    oh yeah, and COCAINE. can’t forget about the added help from mr. cocaine.

  50. dovescry1999

    Britney Spears is a waste of space,time and air…
    She should just curl up somewhere and die !!!

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