Britney Spears doesn’t trust Kevin Federline

May 4th, 2006 // 108 Comments

federline-babysitter.jpgBritney Spears has allegedly hired a bodyguard to keep on eye on Kevin Federline and make sure he doesn’t misbehave when he goes out. An insider tells In Touch magazine:

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  1. Sweetsens8tion

    E!News reported tonight that Britany called for a press conference yesterday in LA. A whole room of reporters assembled today to hear what she had to say…and she was a NO SHOW.

  2. Sweetsens8tion

    They also confirmed that she had an ultra sound done today and she is having a girl. And was out shopping in LA for all things PINK.

  3. TrannyGranny

    BigJim;

    got so excited about a quiz, I didn’t read to the part about no Trannys. Read it, and Cry, biach! Speaking of which, where is said Biacho? I am totally missing some vehement hatred and vicious down-puttings! Come Back! I swear the dp will be fun!

  4. christee

    if it’s not too late… here are my answers.

    1. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16 (same night i got my 1st real kiss)
    2. How many men have you slept with? 14, not counting a few random “oral onlies”
    3. How many women? 0
    4. Ever done anal? yeah, a few times
    5. If yes to #4, did you like it? it was better than i’d imagined, but no hurry to go it again
    6. Ever filmed yourself having sex? no
    7. If yes to #6, can you send me a copy? if i ever do, you’ll be the third to know

    and for the love of all that is the english-fucking language, lameassednabananas (you gwen stefani rip-off!). the word is SENSE, not SENCE!!! but, it’s apparent you have none, so who’s got the wasted logic now?

  5. Fa Cube Itches

    Welcome to the Karaoke Network (aka ESPN 6)… we now go live to Celebrity Karaoke Round Up with tonight’s guest, Tom Cruise!!!!!

    Tom: “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare you gonna take me home tonight?
    Impaaaaaaaale me with that big flashlight
    Aaaaaaaaaare you gonna let your starfish out?
    Tight bottom dudes, you make my rockin’ world go round!

    Hey, you are a cute lil’ lad.
    And I surely want you bad
    Cuz’ I knew life before I left my nursery huh!
    Left alone with well-hung Danny
    Who stuck it in my fanny
    Red hot fella made a gay boy outta me!

    Hey-hey woo!

    I been shillin’ for L. Ron
    From dusk until the dawn
    An I blew every blue-eyed hustler on the way
    With my rough-trade kinda style
    They all prolapsed after a while
    Give me them tight tight starfish everytime!

    C’mon!
    Oh, won’t you take me home tonight?
    Impale me with your flashlight?
    And then take all I’ve got?
    Tight bottom dudes, you make my rockin’ world go round!”

    Announcer: “Uh, we … uh, seem to be experiencing ‘technical difficulties’ at the moment. We, uh, will return to Celebrity Karaoke Round Up in just a few moments. *vomits*”

  6. Fa Cube Itches

    Erm, wrong thread. Oh well. I stand by it.

  7. becca11

    im liking this picture of her, I haven’t seen a good one in a couple years.

  8. VenomousSwan

    1.How old were you when you lost your virginity? 18; I was a late bloomer.
    2. How many men have you slept with? Four.
    3. How many women? Two.
    4. Ever done anal? Yes, sir.
    5. If yes to #4, did you like it? No, sir. I don’t like it. *horse from Ren and Stimpy voice*
    6. Ever filmed yourself having sex?
    With my luck it would get into the wrong hands, so no.
    7. If yes to #6, can you send me a copy?
    Only if you really want to vomit.
    8. Have you ever touched yourself at work?
    No, I work in a morgue. That’d be gross.
    9. If yes to #7 were you caught? Eeew.
    10. Aren’t you Canadian? Shut up! I’m ashamed enough, okay? Fuck…
    11. If yes to 10 have you ever had sex in a mounty hat? No, but I have boffed a member of the RCMP.

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