Britney Spears has allegedly hired a bodyguard to keep on eye on Kevin Federline and make sure he doesn’t misbehave when he goes out. An insider tells In Touch magazine:
poor k-fed having such a dumb bitch for a wife
Okay, Binky, but it’s nothing too exciting, I’m afraid:
1. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16
2. How many men have you slept with? None — I’m a hetero guy
3. How many women? 9, and I’ve been with #9 for 17 years.
4. Ever done anal? Nope, neither given nor received.
5. If yes to #4, did you like it? N/A
6. Ever filmed yourself having sex? No, the wife won’t go for it.
7. If yes to #6, can you send me a copy? Also, N/A
I wish I was as cool as that guy. Having chicks pay me to strip, that would be awesome. I’m flattered you thought it was me.
I wish Brittany would allow me to babysit him for just one day. I’d make him watch re-runs of Full House, Charles in Charge, Seinfeld, Hee-Haw, Threes Company, Bosum Buddies, The Brady Bunch, and ALF. I would force the whiteness back into him with lessons in grammer, etiquette, and fashion. I would make him say the word “nigger” in front of a high school football team. He would eat sushi, drink red wine, and shake hands, rather than “give dap” or “pound it”. I would make him shave that fucking crustache on his lip and clean up the Joe Dirt white-trash beard. He could not interact with black people, except for the football team beating him up. I would make him drive a Yugo and wear slacks and a Polo shirt with a sweater draped over his shoulder. And right when he starts to act normal, I’d kick him in the nuts and call him whitey.
# 3 I’m game but you will have to answer questions 1-6 yourself first. Feel free substitute appropriate genders.
7. Have you ever touched yourself at work?
8. If yes to #7 were you caught?
9. Aren’t you Canadian?
10. If yes to 10 have you ever had sex in a mounty hat?
pinky_nip: Why don’t you grow up?! I didn’t do anything to you and you don’t know me….. and since
*****I know I’m better than you*****
I’ll leave it at that.
She doesn’t trust her own husband?? SHOCKER!
# 40 and #42
What the ‘h’ was I thinking !?!
Yikes – Too Much Info !!!! I need another coffee!!
Don’t spit on me and shame yourself
Because you wish you were someone else
You look so clean but you spread your dirt
As if think that words don’t hurt
You build up walls no one can climb
The things you do should be a crime
You’re idiot of superficiality
Keep your lies out of my reality
And when you’re nice it’s just a pose
You’re one of those HATERS
EVERYTIME CHILDREN WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT ME THAT IS UNTRUE BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW ME AT ALL… I’M GOING TO POST THIS. YES, IT WILL GET ANNOYING, BUT SO IS IMMATURITY.
Shrimp Boat Tandoori
Up Country ’tis of thee
This is my destiny
EVERY TIME CHILDREN MAKE ME SAD BY FUCKING WITH MY MIND I’M GOING TO POST CONCEPTUAL POETRY AND HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I PASS OUT AND BREAK MY NOSE ON THE T.V. TABLE. THIS WILL DEMONSTRATE THAT I AM A GROWNUP.
@49: For once you & I agree… you’re annoying.
@49 We have a new MEGANHARRIS everyone and this one is just as fucking stupid….
EVERYTIME HILARIOUS PEOPLE WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT ME THAT IS SO TRUE I’LL BLOW TOM CRUISE AT THE MALL…I WILL DO THIS. YES I’M ANNOYING BUT SO IS MY FACE…….
Okay, not you are just being stupid… you have no idea about my person, yet you make comments about my… that makes you an idiot.
pinky_nip (after he ate Italian Stallion):
I find you annoying and your face is too, so were even (to stoop down to the children’s level).
Do you understand that… or smaller words?
Anyone who uses the “f” word if stupider than a house fly… you show ignorance and can’t ever hide it.
Kind of like the huge mole on your face (see, dosen’t make sence because I don’t know you!!) But, you probably don’t understand that, so, wasted logic.
Now, I’m changing my screen name so you childish folks know even less.
Ugh GOD Kfed is annoying! i was hoping the announcement was the new baby is not his, and he’s going to go back to being a back up dancer.
Oh, that would be an awesome announcement!! I really don’t like k-ed… he’s bringing Britney down.
ok, when you need to hire a babysitter for your husband… your marriage is over
that’s just fucking pathetic
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