Britney Spears has allegedly hired a bodyguard to keep on eye on Kevin Federline and make sure he doesn’t misbehave when he goes out. An insider tells In Touch magazine:
When will these inbred, mouth-breathing Swamp Rats run out of money? Maybe then they’ll be out of the limelight
Tom Cruise Loves Cajun Cock
#11, almost spit my coffee! tc would feel right at home in women’s clothes….hell, he’s probably all over Katie’s maternity wear.
Thanks, #22, now if you will please answer the questions in #3 for me…
He’s also probably trying to breastfeed. I’ve heard that if you try really really hard stimulating the nipple, after a long time, you can actually produce milk, even if you haven’t had a baby. No joke. It’s in my “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” book I got when I was pregnant.
@8 BigJim: I thought you enjoyed the whipping last night?
P.S. 15/many/5/yes/yes/yes… oh yes!!!!
Let me get this straight – Britney employs an ex-CIA agent? No wonder the intel on Iraq was off base if this is the quality hires the CIA is making. How can this guy look at himself in the mirror every morning? How can he not draw his razor across his throat in disgust? Once a defender of America, of the free world, and now reduced to babysitting K-Fag?? On the next 24, Special Agent Jack Bauer plays nanny to Bobby Brown.
Tom loves the hickory smoked cock too.
as far as brittany goes, I’m sorry, she’s asking for it people.
any sympathy I had for this peckerwood has dried up like paris hilton’s twat.
Britney is at least as retarded as k-fed. I am 100% behind any decision that will ensure the end britney’s career. Team Spears-Federline!
Just as long as there are NO MORE statues of her giving birth. Please?
#12, see #18 & 25 (and I’m sure there will be more.
Nyah, Nyah! Fatty!
If you must know……
1. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 18
2. How many men have you slept with? 14
3. How many women? 0
4. Ever done anal? yes
5. If yes to #4, did you like it? perhaps
6. Ever filmed yourself having sex? yes
7. If yes to #6, can you send me a copy? silly rabbit
Duuuude. How can he still get it up? He’s practically a woman.
Diary of a retired CIA agent entry:
All I remember was this, he had been standing on top of that Maserati, Po po Popozao PO PO POPO ZAO, POPO ZAO again and again and again, next thing I knew, I had broken his neck…now I live in Burma.
I’ve been looking to change careers… I think I would actually love to be K-fag’s babysitter and scold him whenever he fucks up. Maybe I could put on one of those dog collars and zap his ass when he gets out of line.
I’ve got to go update my resume.
britney has absent-daddy and controlling-mommy issues. she’ll repeat this scenario the rest of her life. byeeeeeeeeee!!
#32 – haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! great!!! I luv BarbadoSlim.
I think # 3 should answer his own questions before asking others to.
(Of course the answer to the first is likely ‘still waiting’ so I suppose that excludes the others.)
No kidding… how about a bodyguard for the babies??? (To protect them against K-Brit)
Oh yeah! Lameassbananas just posted! “It’s” posts make me feel like I’m watching the Special Olympics Open-Mic Night!!
I’ll go play babysitter for this tool.
Me: What do you want?
7 year old fan: An autograph.
Me: Get lost kid, you are too much of a risk.
Me: What do you want?
30 year old guy: To stab K-Fed and piss on his body.
Me: Whoops, sorry Kev, that one slipped pas me.
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