Britney Spears doesn’t need pants

May 15th, 2007 // 80 Comments
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Britney Spears attended a party at club Teddy’s in Los Angeles on Saturday and spent the night in her underwear. She was in the back corner with her friends and her two bodyguards had blocked off the area. According to a witness:

“They were jumping around on the couches. And Britney was in her underwear.”
A waiter went to bus the table and was told, “No boys … no boys … you have to leave.” When a waitress asked if she wanted a drink, Britney said, “No, I’m just having Red Bull.” But, reports an eyewitness, while her friends did the ordering for, ostensibly, what they wanted to drink, it was Britney doing the drinking. Claims one on the scene: “Britney took shots throughout the night.”

I’m a fan of being pantless too, but at least I’ve got the decency to keep it in my own home. And what’s sad is this isn’t even surprising. The only thing people expect from Britney Spears these days is that she have a face. She could be spotted at a club eating a live baby and it wouldn’t even make the news.

And here she is at Millennium Dance Studio doing some sort of monkey impression.

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  1. TYPEKEY SUCKS YAK NUTZ

    I’d hit it so hard that wig would pop off her bald head.

  2. NicotineEyePatch

    Sorry, #5 (Angie) but Fish’s usage was sound on the word ‘have’, because it’s preceded by the word ‘expect’.

    Nevertheless, the people closest to Britney get a good laugh, AGAIN, for not committing her to a mental institution today. And we get the scraps…

  3. boobie

    god damn she is so massive.

  4. me0w

    I love her outfit. So 60′s.

  5. Sj

    She needs to pay someone to dress her, or if she is paying someone she needs to fire them and get somoene else.

  6. She has on my baby cousinz drezz..
    WTF=U stupid bitch
    take that stupidass wig off

    IT LOOKZ LIKE A RATZ FUCKIN NEST
    IN A PONYTAIL

    U R ONE LAZY ASS BITCH, SO WORRIED
    ABOUT ATTENTION, U CAN’T FIX YOUR
    FACEASS HAIR…YOUR A GROSS HICKBITCH

    once again: no kidz in sight

    some MOTHER;;;;

  7. schack

    @39
    If you’d hump this you’d probably hump your grandmother.

    @51
    You first have to have a dick to fuck. Doncha know?

  8. unicornzrawk

    I liked her bald and crazy look better.

  9. TYPEKEY SUCKS YAK NUTZ

    #57

    Your momma didn’t have any complaints last night while I was fucking the hair off her pussy.

  10. fu

    Your retarded, you say that “She could be spotted at a club eating a live baby and it wouldn’t even make the news.” Yet you make a post about her at Millennium Dance Studio doing some sort of monkey impression
    And not only are you retarded but so are most of the losers that comment on this site… I mean WTF big deal is it if you post first? Do you win a prize? NO! Does anyone care? NO! (well aside from the other little 12 year old that wanted to post first) Do you have anything remotely intelligent, interesting or with merit to say? NO!
    Now that I’ve said my peace…. be my bitches and spend the next 20 or 30 posts telling me off :P

  11. Jimena

    LOVE U BRIT

    no matter what you wear I worship you!

  12. jetta

    Its like ever since she got with kevin fed guy her dressing or her clothing or whos dressing her ? lol
    Well i am not the one to talk and surley no fashion know it all , but golly the things she wears boogles me :(

    I don’t care for her music but lady I know you going threw shit , and i hope its work out for you ..but knock kevin fed for messing you up like that and get back on track :D

  13. jenny

    I can’t believe you didn’t point out that you can also completely see through the dress, nipples, white underwear, leg outline and all!

  14. fu, honey, to tell you off would imply I give a flying Yak Nut about your opinion. I don’t.

    I don’t know. I’ve been to a club or two back in the day where I went pretty much topless. Given the opportunity to trot about in my panties, I probably would have done it. So I can’t mock her for that. But the ponytailed wig? Damn.

  15. stina

    love the dress – want one too!

  16. sophie

    She’s such a disgrace- why does she wear those ridiculous wigs? she shaved her head, so what? It looked good on Natalie Portman, it could look good on her too, if she wasn’t so trashy. If she keeps it up, she’ll make K-fed look good!

  17. sophie

    and what about her kids? did she eat them, or something? She acts like the poor bastards don’t exist!

  18. Julia

    Apparently her wig was about to fly off. That’s why she has her hands on her head.

  19. noangel

    Brit’s career appears to be heading for an agonizing death. Now it’s just picking up speed.

    She’s made a plain fool of herself since she divorced K-Fed. Such a good idea to dump the no-talent loser and it’s gone horribly wrong. Who would have thought that a good decision to divorce would land her the ‘worst mother ever’ award?

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  21. huh

    Quote:
    “The Superficial is a celebrity gossip site which publishes rumors and conjecture in addition to accurately reported facts. Information on this site may or may not be true and The Superficial makes no warranty as to the validity of any claims.”

    There´s no prove this story is true. All we know Britney visited Teddy´s and spend there about an hour. Not much time to get drunk. It´s sad that now when her life is coming back to normal, mags has to make up more crazy stories about her just to sell more copies.

  22. haha

    i don’t get it..she’s super rich and yet it looks like she can’t afford clothes that look like clothes. i think she wears anything that has holes wear she can insert her head and her arms.

  23. Wiley

    I can’t believe that she went to rehab for an entire month and came out looking and acting like this. She should demand her money back. And OMG, she’s packing a Victoria Secret catalog, she doesn’t know that she’s not buying street wear!!

  24. Kate

    Simply put, she just looks like she doesn’t give a shit anymore. It’s obvious our opinions are not important to her or she would BATHE and put on pants before leaving home. So since she doesn’t care, let’s ignore her and maybeeeee she’ll just go away.

    If only we could be so lucky…that’s the same wayshe tried to get rid of K-Fed and she’ll tell ya, it doesn’t work.

  25. Michael

    #38 My thoughts exactly.

  26. Michael

    Unless someone’s pants have been completely burned, shredded, or destroyed in some other way, why would anyone sit in their underwear in public? What’s going through this girl’s head?

  27. Raeyne

    The monkey impression I bet is to keep her wig from blowing off her head in embarrassment… Wouldn’t that be a sight ^.^

  28. I DO HOPE EVERYONE IS LISTENING:
    BECOZ HERE IS WHY BRITTNEY IS THE
    WAY SHE IS: see, when she changed to anti/christ, seriously, she reverted back to childhood and thatz the reason for the bald head, the crazinezz, the baby clothes that she wears, and beccoz of this, she can’t make any new muzic, she has to fake the old shit,DADADADADADA,,ETC……………….

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