Remember back in February when Britney Spears shaved her head, went crazy, and then attacked a car with her umbrella? Well she wrote a letter to X17 (the paparazzi agency that photographed her) and it makes absolutely no sense at all. She writes:
Dear x17
I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn’t get the part. I’m sorry I got alil carried away with my role!
Britney
What the hell is this? If it’s a joke I don’t get it. And if it’s serious, well, then I weep for her DNA. She was probably sitting at her little kiddie desk, furiously writing this thing with her tongue sticking out and thinking to herself, “This is gonna be the funniest joke ever!” Then when she proudly shows it to everybody, instead of laughing they just exchange concerned looks with each other. I know she’s trying to explain her bizarre behavior, but the only thing this letter makes clear is that Britney Spears would fail a third grade spelling exam.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :-o
I love Britney so much. I am the girl in the picture with her all of the time. We have sex every night. She sticks big fake cocks up my ass and I stick them up hers. One day, she will come out of the closet, but she’s just shy about it. She thinks that everyone will hate her if she’s gay.
Yay I have a clone, recognition!
I don’t mind Britney, actually, for some reason someone has decided to impersonate me, which is rather odd since I’ve been on this site for like, two days.
Why does my clone keep going on about cock’s? Perhaps he is a homosxualist.
OMG= I am such an annoying retard??????
I can’t spell to save myzelf????????????
I add uneccezary zz’s to da end ov evry word????
I’m tryin to act kool but fail at it???
My muzzer dropped me on ze hed az a child???????
zat iz da reezon 4 my mild retardation???
zat, and excezzive plastecine conzumption?
I appologize vor inflicting you with my tragic attempt at pimp speek ???????
aztalovizta byatches!????????????????
80 and 81 is not me, it’s my clone. I love big hot juicy dicks in my mouth and my ass. My ass is sore right now, but if anyone wants a hit, call me. My name is Lucy.
Oh well,this is quite clear to me.She apologized for her indecent umbrella because her husband didn’t want to swap a roll with her and that’s why she didn’t get any?
I understand her umbrella is her husband??
I hope that when Krazzeekelli said
“aztalovizta byatches!????????????????”
she meant it. I hope she never comes back. Ever.
(sigh) every day I hope…and she’s still there with the z’s and now her new specialty – unnecessary emoticons.
She’s a fucking retard!
Hey, I love the crazy hot underage girl! She gives ya’ll something to bitch about. It’s important.
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Ok, so I’m confused, she’s having sex with an umbrella?
yea right, why would an umbrella wanna fuck her
I’m not a Britney fan but I feel sorry for her.
It seems as though the only functioning brain cell she had left has died.
Tragic.
86=Jillblowjob:
I didn’t zay:
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ztupidfuck, my
troll did. like
I’d let any of U
fuckerz ezcape me.?
maybe 4 A couple
hourz, coz I’m going
to the beach,enjoy your
zkoobyznackz fattazz
while I’m gone?
It kinda makes since if u think about it though…
She’ knows every tabloid in the world reads her website 24/7 and she makes shit up to mess with them. See? It got her in the news and everyone talking–again. You can’t stop the Brit-Brit train, she’s a worldwide name, and she’s not going away. There will always be the papp. and they’ll always be desperate enough to follow her tails for whatever grasping moment of a story they can get from her.
#95=zo what your zaying iz that
it doezn’t matter that zhe can’t
zing or haz talent..?
I’m sure she doesn’t feel sexy, considering every picture of her has been photoshopped within an inch of its life, sometimes using as many a six different models to get the required “Britneyosity.” In the same vein, her songs are the product of a team of producers, Auto-Tune, Pro Tools, and myriad backup performers, forcing her to mime her concerts. I’m certain it’s impossible for her to live up to the expectations that were set for her in her younger days. How can a young woman possible live up to fiction?