Britney Spears doesn’t make any sense


Remember back in February when Britney Spears shaved her head, went crazy, and then attacked a car with her umbrella? Well she wrote a letter to X17 (the paparazzi agency that photographed her) and it makes absolutely no sense at all. She writes:

Dear x17

I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn’t get the part. I’m sorry I got alil carried away with my role!


What the hell is this? If it’s a joke I don’t get it. And if it’s serious, well, then I weep for her DNA. She was probably sitting at her little kiddie desk, furiously writing this thing with her tongue sticking out and thinking to herself, “This is gonna be the funniest joke ever!” Then when she proudly shows it to everybody, instead of laughing they just exchange concerned looks with each other. I know she’s trying to explain her bizarre behavior, but the only thing this letter makes clear is that Britney Spears would fail a third grade spelling exam.