Remember back in February when Britney Spears shaved her head, went crazy, and then attacked a car with her umbrella? Well she wrote a letter to X17 (the paparazzi agency that photographed her) and it makes absolutely no sense at all. She writes:
Dear x17
I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn’t get the part. I’m sorry I got alil carried away with my role!
Britney
What the hell is this? If it’s a joke I don’t get it. And if it’s serious, well, then I weep for her DNA. She was probably sitting at her little kiddie desk, furiously writing this thing with her tongue sticking out and thinking to herself, “This is gonna be the funniest joke ever!” Then when she proudly shows it to everybody, instead of laughing they just exchange concerned looks with each other. I know she’s trying to explain her bizarre behavior, but the only thing this letter makes clear is that Britney Spears would fail a third grade spelling exam.
Sportsdvl | July 5, 2007 at 10:08 am
Stupid is as stupid does! Why would anyone believe Britney’s letter? LOL, stupid skank.
redhot | July 5, 2007 at 10:11 am
so cheap!
Mick | July 5, 2007 at 10:13 am
Does she really think people are more stupid than she is?? No one is going to believe that bullshit lie. I really can’t believe she won’t take responsibility for her actions. What an immature fat loser.
kara | July 5, 2007 at 10:13 am
Second!
ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Stickman | July 5, 2007 at 10:14 am
“alil”
Dumbass.
whatthehell | July 5, 2007 at 10:15 am
..wow..
Monica | July 5, 2007 at 10:15 am
hahaha, this made my day
lee lee | July 5, 2007 at 10:16 am
I Am Officially Totally Pissed Off With All Her Shit Now
dode | July 5, 2007 at 10:17 am
she’s morphed into something possibly classified below sub-human standard.
shouldn’t she have had her kids taken away by social security already?
kristin | July 5, 2007 at 10:17 am
Dear x17,
Sorry about the incident with the umbrella. I was preparing for a role I was going to play right before I got checked into a mental hospital for being fucked in the head. The ratty extensions and cheap 80′s hooker look is just part of the wardrobe. Guess I didn’t get the role. Oops! :] QUOTE OF THE DAY: you can be anything you want to be as long as you are beautiful and not fat. Love, Britney.
Boba Fett | July 5, 2007 at 10:20 am
Wow.
Guess she really fried her brain with all the coke she was doing while hanging out with Paris.
Judy Greer | July 5, 2007 at 10:21 am
HANG IN THERE BRITNEY!
You can outlast this stuid website!~
Jimmy | July 5, 2007 at 10:23 am
If you listen very carefully as you are reading Britney’s letter to x17 you can hear the nuts rolling around in her head.
nevermore | July 5, 2007 at 10:23 am
What? Don’t you believe her? We all know how pure and honest and dedicated to her work she is!
Stickman | July 5, 2007 at 10:27 am
“You can outlast this stuid website”
Dumbass.
pointandlaugh | July 5, 2007 at 10:27 am
I never expect Britney to make sense. So this is not news.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | July 5, 2007 at 10:27 am
Meh, she can still spell better than Lindsey lohan.
Be Adequite
female canuck | July 5, 2007 at 10:30 am
Finally. I’ve been waiting forever to find out how one spells “alil”.
Thanks, Britney.
Bern | July 5, 2007 at 10:30 am
You are the one who is stuid!
Haha.
MY BOOBS ARE BACK FROM HOLIDAY:
http://thelifeandtimesofbernard.blogspot.com/2007/07/hey.html
gay4girls | July 5, 2007 at 10:30 am
I know this is a shocking revelation: have a seat please, everyone . . . this is so difficult . . . I’m not sure that Britney Spears is completely . . . how do I put this? . . . Let’s just say that she’s not not completely batshit insane . . . *audience gasps in shock/confusion*
Judy Greer | July 5, 2007 at 10:33 am
“You can outlast this stuid website”
Yeah… stuid is a new word for FLOWING STUPIDITY like yours!
I see you sign your posts with your nik-name, DUMBASS.
gay4girls | July 5, 2007 at 10:33 am
Seriously, she’s ahead of fucking Michael Jackson when he was her age. I wonder what she’ll get caught trying to fuck when she’s 40?
Dirty Sanchez | July 5, 2007 at 10:36 am
“a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places.”
Wow, I can’t wait until this movie hits the big screen. I wonder if it will be like Freaky Friday, only they can call it Freaky Sanchez because I’m sure it’s a porn flick. So sad that Brit is being turned down for porn flicks now.
Texas Tranny | July 5, 2007 at 10:37 am
Come on…..no panty shot? nip-slip?
It’s not fucking news that Shitney doesn’t make sense…..It’s just fact.
Lets have some masturbation material, please.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | July 5, 2007 at 10:38 am
I wonder though, if she suddenly gets hot again people are going to be all “Oh, I loved her all along”. Face it, if Jessica Alba wrote this letter no one would rip the piss out of her like they do with Britney.
Jimmy | July 5, 2007 at 10:40 am
@22 She is getting close. There are those photographs of her driving with her baby on her lap. that is getting close to hanging a baby over the balcony
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 10:47 am
My head is starting to feal better, thanks to these magic pills LeeRoy gave me.
Anyway, Britney doesn’t have any lips at all. Why does she put lipstick on? LeeRoy looked more like a girl than her.
George clooney | July 5, 2007 at 10:48 am
What the fuck!! This girl is real patetic i hate Him!! Fucking american drunk cocaine eater fuck off!!
George clooney | July 5, 2007 at 10:48 am
What the fuck!! This girl is real patetic i hate Him!! Fucking american drunk cocaine eater fuck off!!
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 10:52 am
correction of 27-feel, I still can’t see straight.
Just for future reference, footlongs hotdogs are much better than the short ones.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 10:55 am
Is that George Clooney? Honey, I love you. Remember the night we had in Italy at your house on the water? You really need to tell people that your gay. Everyone who is gay already knows it anyway. Love you, George.
schack | July 5, 2007 at 10:55 am
Hey Jimbo why didn’t you call me yesterday? Are we still meeting for dinner this weekend?
gay4girls | July 5, 2007 at 10:55 am
I like this logic: Prepare for role as surrogate male provider=attempted umbrella fuck of photographer. Let’s hope she doesn’t try out for a role of a disaffected anthropologist trying to reconnect with her estranged grandmother–she’ll probably machine gun an orphanage.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 11:01 am
Lucy in the skys, I see you finally spelled diamonds right. It’s about time. Shut up with kissing Britney’s ass, your hurting my head again. Only trash talk please, that’s all I understand.
miss oblivious | July 5, 2007 at 11:06 am
What do you expect from trailer trash that couldn’t even get her high school diploma? All she could ever do was dance around and show off her body. Now she’s got nothing to show for. Unfortunately, she’s still laughing all the way to the bank, while our dumb asses sit at work; another day, another dollar…then again, I don’t think she’s any happier than the rest of us. Probably even less so…
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 11:07 am
32-you’ll have to call LeeRoy to see if I have any plans. He’s now keeping track of plans. Sorry, I’m still sleepy right now.
KILEY | July 5, 2007 at 11:11 am
Wow…. just wow.
Before today I was really kinda rooting for her and thinking that she was just going through a tough time. You know, we’re all human and all make mistakes.
Now I just think she’s screwed in the head and needs to check into a mental facility.
If she actually believes people will buy that excuse Im not sure if she is fit to have custody of children.
Not that it’s any of my business.
Anyhow…
brit=always entertaining | July 5, 2007 at 11:13 am
I’m sure this is her idea of a joke. Remember the album “naming contest” on her website, and the fake Valley Girl parody she did to mock all the bad headlines written about her?
Stickman | July 5, 2007 at 11:13 am
Good, solid comeback Judy. Nonsensical, but solid. Keep up the fine spelling.
Texas Tranny | July 5, 2007 at 11:13 am
@32….you have mail. :-)
schack | July 5, 2007 at 11:14 am
Well send me an e-mail so I can get a hold of you and leeroy
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | July 5, 2007 at 11:14 am
You guys are right. She is the most stupid person in the whole world. She is ugly, and won’t even buy good hair extensions, and where is her children? Aren’t mothers suppose to take their children with them when they go riding in cars? I guess she’s just too dangerous.
jrzmommy | July 5, 2007 at 11:14 am
someone needs to take her aside and level with her…or just level her, actually, that would be better…like with a great big shovel…just WHAMMO against the back of the head….lights out!
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 11:18 am
LeeRoy is viberating on my cell phone right now, I’ll hava to call you in a few.
Blowhard | July 5, 2007 at 11:19 am
Kristin, funny post.
Only thing is, Britney’s not actually beautiful. She’s kind of funny looking even when she’s sane. All she had going for her was EXTREME CAMEL TOE and POINTY NIPS. And before that a schoolgirl outfit.
Now all she has is a bald head and a bald crotch that NOBODY WANTS, poor thing.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | July 5, 2007 at 11:20 am
38, You are not sure of anything, unless you are her. Maybe you are, that’s why you are kissing her ass.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | July 5, 2007 at 11:22 am
So, Frist tell me, is the cock’s in the Middle East as big and steamy as the West? Tell me, are they circumcized? Just can’t stop thinking about them.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | July 5, 2007 at 11:24 am
HELLO, I need a cock report here. anyone?
Texas Tranny | July 5, 2007 at 11:26 am
Cock report?
…..Looking in my pretty white panties…….
Yep, I have one :-)
citizenstrange | July 5, 2007 at 11:29 am
Here is a sneak peek of the choreography for Britney’s upcoming “Get Your Crazy On” tour.
http://static.flickr.com/51/118310426_8b096b55e1_o.jpg