Britney Spears demonstrated this weekend that the crazy train is at full throttle. She wore the top of her wedding dress while car shopping with Adnan Ghalib. Then she was spotted at an L.A. mall looking super classy (above). On top of that, it’s reported that Britney has a master plan to get her kids back: Fake her own death. News of the World reports:
“She’s been discussing all these wacky plans to reinvent her life and convince the courts she is a good mother. She has discussed in depth a fake death, moving abroad and even plastic surgery. It is scary to hear her romanticise about these insane plans.
“She believes she could spend six months away and make a comeback as Britney the world’s best mother.”
Britney is also looking to take her relationship with Adnan to the next level. In fact, she’s even learning his language, according to The Sun:
Britney — who has started talking in a strange British accent — is said to be keen to marry Ghalib after a whirlwind two-week romance.
Britney Spears probably thinks she’ll show up in court today and wow the judge with her new British accent: “Right-o, judge, me speaking like them smart people. I am, I am.” At that point, I think the judge has legal grounds to give Britney the death sentence. Then he’ll chomp down on a cigar and say “Fake this, fool.” Did I mention the judge is also Mr. T?
I hope this smelly fucking turbanhead catches a disease from Brit and he begins to spread it throughout the raghead community!
So whats his face speaks crazy and she is learning English….. WOW… Oh Wait …………………tally HO Brit Brit !!
OH now I get it !!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE keeps tell her to get into the boot….. and she thinks he meant footware.
He says lets SHAG and she takes him to Wallgreens for Nair
He says he needs a FAG and she takes him to the Ken Pave Salon
Let’s see the pap guy is British, no that can’t be because he looks like a terrorist, so he must be speaking with a fake British accent, well, then Britney is not so nuts copying his fake accent because she will have a fake accent, too.
Weirdos.
is that a design, or has she spilled something down the front of her purple T? The huge sunglasses are taking a toll on her ears, they are bowing out from the continually applied downward pressure.
Nothing surprises me with that girl anymore. I suspect she’ll fake her own death and come back after a couple months claiming that she is Marilyn Monroe is Britney Spear’s body?! “Uh huh it’s true ya’ll!!” She’s skanky
I guess she is so crazy that she has forgotten what bra’s and panties are for…
Officially declared Brain dead
Jup, you guessed it by now, Only Birtney’ s body’s metabolic processes are currently working, irreversible cessation of total function of the brain….
What a pity….
If it weren’t for the fact she’s probably caught Limey’s Disease from the guy.I’d so hit her crazy ass.
I asked Santa for my very own trainwreck / slut for Christmas. He told me Britney and her sister were both busy. So I asked again….he told me Paris and HER sister were busy also, But he might be able to hook me up with a boozer and loser trainwreck slut named Lindsay Lohan … Fine by me…I got no trouble bangin a trainwreck of a slut if she’s drunk …. Hey …. It’s good enough for “Adrian” , it’s good enough for me
Well of course she can make a comeback. Do you people remember how outrageously HOT she used to be? It was her who used to look like that, you people seem to have forgotten about it and think the nowadays Britney is a different person, but she’s the same as that insanely hot girl the whole world lusted for that she used to be. She was the hottest celebrity that there has ever been. It’s her, damn, if she used to look like that, she can look like that again.
No one would care about her parenting if she looked again the way she used to, people would be too busy talking about her hotness to care about her parenting stuff. I don’t think she’s a bad mother, and all the people who criticize her and call her a bad mom should look at themselves because they are for sure a million times worse parents than she is, and they don’t have the right to judge someone else’s parenting skills just because the media says this or that about her.
The media has totally destroyed this girl, they should leave her alone. You people call her ‘crazy’ and criticize her, but how would you react if the whole world was looking at you 24/7 and criticizing and judging your every move and every breath you take? You probably would have killed yourselves already, so she copes with it pretty well.
Could we all have a bit of a whip round for poor Ms Bee. It seems that with all of her difficulties, she can’t afford a full bottle of nail polish and has to revert to a little dab on each finger nail – for economy. If we all chip in – say 24¢, perhaps she can get a full bottle in her favourite colour – say fire engine purple – I hear it’s hot this year?
# 54 you are a twat. He’s easily British Asian. So I’ll say this in terms you’ll understand… “He aint got no fake accent. He done got a real one! Well, I’ll be.” Stupid wank. I mean, yank.
To leave the girl alone:
I think I speak for everybody when I say that you are a total fucking moron and should be severely beaten. Fuck off.
I <3 Britney. Lohan and Hilton are just standing in her wake. What is really funny is how much older Adnan is going to look in a few weeks.
Is that pubic hair on his face?
Take a look at the two pictures of them at the top of the escalator. In the lower left, you can see the reflection of America’s face.
que paso con esa calidad en las fotos… todas pixeleadas
she’s my style icon.
love, love…LOVE hos boots!!!
hot stuff :o)
That guy is like a bull keeping everybody away from his cow…. cash.
Go #20!!!!! Nicely done.
And Michael, I can’t say it any better than #20, so I’ll just say you are an idiot and leave it at that. Get a life…please.
And I think it might be TMZ that has footage of Brit yelling at the paps in her British accent….it’s hysterical.
Britney is my favorite. I support her forever. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site called W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m last week. It seems she is seeking true love on that site now.
Six months away is actually a great idea.
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