Britney Spears demonstrated this weekend that the crazy train is at full throttle. She wore the top of her wedding dress while car shopping with Adnan Ghalib. Then she was spotted at an L.A. mall looking super classy (above). On top of that, it’s reported that Britney has a master plan to get her kids back: Fake her own death. News of the World reports:
“She’s been discussing all these wacky plans to reinvent her life and convince the courts she is a good mother. She has discussed in depth a fake death, moving abroad and even plastic surgery. It is scary to hear her romanticise about these insane plans.
“She believes she could spend six months away and make a comeback as Britney the world’s best mother.”
Britney is also looking to take her relationship with Adnan to the next level. In fact, she’s even learning his language, according to The Sun:
Britney — who has started talking in a strange British accent — is said to be keen to marry Ghalib after a whirlwind two-week romance.
Britney Spears probably thinks she’ll show up in court today and wow the judge with her new British accent: “Right-o, judge, me speaking like them smart people. I am, I am.” At that point, I think the judge has legal grounds to give Britney the death sentence. Then he’ll chomp down on a cigar and say “Fake this, fool.” Did I mention the judge is also Mr. T?
Erica | January 14, 2008 at 10:58 am
Yeah, what else is new?
Erica | January 14, 2008 at 10:59 am
We’re kind of aware that Britney is fucking nuts.
El-Coyote | January 14, 2008 at 11:00 am
British Accent… So new and original Madonn… I mean Britney….
Gerald_Tarrant | January 14, 2008 at 11:00 am
At this point I am willing to help her “fake” her death. Whoops, those were real bullets.
micheal | January 14, 2008 at 11:01 am
I saw she had a personal blog on interracialchatting.com with her hot pictures and blogs, a private site for diversely ethnic singles. The blog is updated very often. I think it may be ture.
Zim | January 14, 2008 at 11:01 am
… and the thing I like most about her::: Never drinks diet soda! Always the hardcore sugar loaded drinks. You would think she ‘might’ want to give her ass a break?
Deaf RaGe | January 14, 2008 at 11:01 am
I want the guy’s Iron Maiden t-shirt.
Marmarrr | January 14, 2008 at 11:02 am
Jesus. I wish she’d just become An Hero.
Jimbo | January 14, 2008 at 11:04 am
Who has the pool for Britney’s court appearance? I am in for $10 that she will not show up at all
Mattress | January 14, 2008 at 11:05 am
the girl needs help! she needs to find a man that will take care of her 2 the point where she doesn’t have to leave the house for any circumstance,
huh | January 14, 2008 at 11:06 am
Who is that guy she’s with all the time now?
Erica | January 14, 2008 at 11:07 am
#10, where can I find one of those?
IWONKY | January 14, 2008 at 11:13 am
WHAT IS IT WITH THE NASTY ASS BOOTS EVERY TIME YOU SEE HER????
blizzy | January 14, 2008 at 11:14 am
I feel bad for her. If she had a cup, I’d put a quarter in it.
Seriously she needs help…not the Dr. Phil kind, but like from a licensed, real psychologist who actually studied and knows psychology and has actually helped people out before.
IWONKY | January 14, 2008 at 11:15 am
YO! – #5 – Learn how to spell Michael you dumbass spambot.
my comment | January 14, 2008 at 11:15 am
Love the stained purple t-shirt, $5 red lipstick and rain boots in the last pic.
Jim | January 14, 2008 at 11:16 am
Wait, I thought she dumped that guy? Or was it all a scheme for cash?
WTF?
jrz | January 14, 2008 at 11:17 am
Any volunteers to help her “fake” her own death? Anyone? I understand the judge will let all helpers off with a heartfelt, remorseful “Oops” if it goes awry under the Good Samaritan laws…
jakebarnes | January 14, 2008 at 11:17 am
I like that she’s shifted from $6 Starbucks frapps to $1.29 Dr. Pepper.
Anonymous | January 14, 2008 at 11:21 am
Hey micheal:
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I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.
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JustBuzzed | January 14, 2008 at 11:24 am
Just Mr T? Think what could be done with the whole A Team!
http://www.theunsoberlife.com
Starchasm | January 14, 2008 at 11:25 am
Okay, yeah, we all know Brittney’s INSANE. I’ve got $10 she doesn’t show, but if she does oh pleaseohpleaseohplease GOD let her do something totally nuts like speaking entirely in a British accent and throwing her own poop at the judge. I need my daily dose of entertainment.
Oh, and it doesn’t show it in these pictures, but look at HOW FREAKING WEIRD her nipples are in pics from the same day. http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=83841&in_page_id=7
Either she put the fake nipples on wrong that day, or she has a serious boob problem.
IWONKY | January 14, 2008 at 11:27 am
She just needs a real good ass kicking. And while she’s thinking about how much her ass really hurts, maybe she’ll even look into a MIRROR and notice that the girl in there that likes to wear her shitty clothes really is her, although I must admit, the red top looks fine and I’d even accept the Daisy Dukes but the rest needs to go. Face, hair and boots.
Yosh | January 14, 2008 at 11:27 am
Ish.
grobpilot | January 14, 2008 at 11:30 am
Who’s that brain-dead looking fuck standing behind her in pic #1? And #10, how hard would it have been to spell out the word “to” instead of substituting a number? A single extra key-stroke is all it takes. Using numbers instead of words makes you appear lazy, especially since you took the time to spell out the rest of your statement.
Is it Friday yet?
lil' e | January 14, 2008 at 11:33 am
YAWN!! next….
BIPP | January 14, 2008 at 11:34 am
I really think she looked hot in her wedding dress.
I wonder if she was wearing pretty panties under her wedding gown or was her pussy all naked and exposed????????
ann's asswhore | January 14, 2008 at 11:34 am
pic#1…is britney growing a ‘stache? yuck.
D. Richards (Lord.) | January 14, 2008 at 11:36 am
Fake her death?! Britney wants to fake her own death? Jesus.. I’m so saddened; why can’t Britney just, fucking kill herself forreal? What’s with the faking? Fake death doesn’t sell, honey. Go for the big sleep. That cold, and endless dark night.
What is the most appropriate way for Britney to go? Huhm. Drowning: well, that’s not epic enough. Burned alive: sounds cool, but there’s the possibility that Britney could be completely destroyed. Beaten to death by a group of fraternity idiots: close, but those guys are only good for date-rape.
I’ve got it! Stampede! Stampedes are fun and they’re brutal. The body will be demolished, yet recognizable (short-shorts). And think about it, you’ll be immortalized as the only popstar in history to be flattened by a mass of running animals. You’ll live forever, Britney. Now, hey, champ, go out there, and, show ‘em what ya’ got.
LL | January 14, 2008 at 11:38 am
How crazy does someone have to act before they are involuntarily committed? No, really, I’m asking. Anyone out there with real-world professional experience in the mental health field who can answer this question? Because this bitch (Britney) is gonna kill someone. One of her kids, an innocent bystander. It would be tempting to dream that she’d accidentally kill herself, but it never happens that way. The really fucking crazy ones (or clinically stupid, I’m still on the fence about whether she actually is definitively crazy) never kill themselves, they kill others.
yikes! | January 14, 2008 at 11:38 am
she needs,
shampoo
water
soap
hair dryer
base
clear gloss
tide to go pen
bra
flip flops
STAT!
Brandon | January 14, 2008 at 11:41 am
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sameshitdifferentyear | January 14, 2008 at 11:43 am
rted that Britney has a master plan to get her kids back: Fake her own death. News omoving abroadplastic surgery
So even her death is going to be “lip-synched”?
Seems like nothing about this fucking cunt is real. Nothing.
Her actual handlers must be very proud of their creation.
Say hi to soddombuttfuck-whatever his name is in Switzerland, cunt.
August 12th, 2008 11 PM: Britney dead
August 12th, 2008 11:45 PM: JLynn’s baby born
Vegas, start odds-making.
Jess | January 14, 2008 at 11:44 am
This Adnan character makes Xtina’s hubby look like fucking Brad Pitt…
Guy | January 14, 2008 at 11:46 am
Who comes up with this crap? The Sun pulls new stories out of a hat about Britney.
And according to People it was her wedding skirt she wore yet has anyone got any photos?
PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
put the ugly people in the back | January 14, 2008 at 12:03 pm
YA SUPER YOU FORGOT TO POST PICS OF BRIT THE CRAZY OUT AND ABOUT WITH HER BOYFRIEND THE ENEMY MR. PAPARAZZO WEARING HER OLD WEDDING DRESS FORM HER NUPTUALS TO K-FUCK.
CHOOO CHOOO THE TRAIN IS PULLING OUT OF THE STATION…
GET ON BOARD!
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20171479,00.html
BIPP | January 14, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Guy,
Look on an up-to-date web page and you’ll see the pics of her in her wedding gown.
The Fish is always a couple of days behind and a dollar short.
How many kids will Brit end up having? | January 14, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Fucking retards who wear uggs with summer clothes (like short shorts and mini skirts) UGGS ARE FO COLD WEATHER YOU SHELTERED BRAINLESS FUCKING PIECES OF SUN FRIED SHIT TRASH.
RichPort | January 14, 2008 at 12:07 pm
This beeotch fell off the crazy tree, hit every branch on the way down, then climbed up to the top, beating her chest, screaming IS THAT THE BEST YOU’VE GOT… right before jumping again.
Sauron | January 14, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Car shopping?How about buying a donkey?It will bring both of them anywhere as well and the battery never runs empty.
sldkjfl | January 14, 2008 at 12:23 pm
notify me when she’s dead.
Lush Spice | January 14, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Can someone please tell this stupid 26 year bitch that she is IN FACT 26 and that she’s a mother of two…well that’s a stretch…but she IS 26. She’s dressed like some skanky 15 year old at the local Wal-Mart. And why can’t she stay the fuck home? She has two mansions yet she spends most of her time in convenience stores and gas stations. What a twat.
Lowlands | January 14, 2008 at 12:49 pm
It’s a bit predictable this all.I’m almost wondering what Nicky Hilton is doing lately.
BeepSneep | January 14, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Brit’s looking more and more like a bad Christina Ricci movie with every passing day! Next thing we know, Britney will be chained up in some dude’s trailer, moaning for the snake…
upset waitress | January 14, 2008 at 1:12 pm
You can take the girl out of the trailer. But you can’t take the trailer out of the girl.
lisa | January 14, 2008 at 1:18 pm
hehhehe #45 <3
TS | January 14, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Hey #20,
I hope your info is accurate because that place is right nown the street from my house and I am seriously considering going moltov cocktail on that address.
Auntie Kryst | January 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Britney is one smart Louisiana swamp rat. Faking one’s death to gain custody of the children sure seems much easier than actually attending scheduled court ordered deposition.
Jessica | January 14, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Oooo, going to the mall?! She must be crazy!
Xanthia | January 14, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Good Grief! I went to X17 website and they have photos of nitwit in her mini wedding dress and skanky dirty hair… yeesh!