Britney Spears divulges her weight loss secrets! OMG! OMG! OMG!

Jesus, Britney Spears has another interview in OK! Magazine. This time she reveals her miraculous diet secrets that transformed her from Frappucino-crazed pregnant-looking lady to “Sure, I’d hit that. I guess.”:

“I’m the healthiest I’ve been all my life,” Britney, 26, tells OK!. “My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don’t eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I’ll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day. It may sound like it’s not much, but it’s actually a lot of food if you eat the right things.”

It should also be noted that Britney Spears has a personal trainer who punches her in the face anytime she tries to go to Arby’s. Did OK! Magazine leave that part out? Ha, those jokers. But, seriously, right in the face. Food for thought.