Jesus, Britney Spears has another interview in OK! Magazine. This time she reveals her miraculous diet secrets that transformed her from Frappucino-crazed pregnant-looking lady to “Sure, I’d hit that. I guess.”:
“I’m the healthiest I’ve been all my life,” Britney, 26, tells OK!. “My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don’t eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I’ll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day. It may sound like it’s not much, but it’s actually a lot of food if you eat the right things.”
It should also be noted that Britney Spears has a personal trainer who punches her in the face anytime she tries to go to Arby’s. Did OK! Magazine leave that part out? Ha, those jokers. But, seriously, right in the face. Food for thought.
rough daddy | August 20, 2008 at 5:03 pm
very nice…the babysitting is working! but not great for the paps…and is the ass shot, i happen to like her rear!
rough daddy | August 20, 2008 at 5:05 pm
where,,,damn typos
Frederick | August 20, 2008 at 5:06 pm
She still has that Arkansas hillbilly body.
Sucks to peak at 16.
Barak Obama | August 20, 2008 at 5:11 pm
While her body may have shrunk, she still has a big head. But of course given the chance I would do her.
NY Ted | August 20, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Hmmm…seems to me she is getting her “porn star” looks back…lose 12 more pound and quit the cancer sticks Brit…and I’ll ride you like a camel through the desert….gigidy-gigidy-gigidy!
Ted from LA | August 20, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Ummmmm….Arby’s roast beef…………….
God | August 20, 2008 at 5:17 pm
get lost fatty
mimi | August 20, 2008 at 5:21 pm
FISH-GUTZ is JEALOUS and Britney ROCKS!
bosendorfer | August 20, 2008 at 5:23 pm
She doesn’t have her body back. She’ll never have her body back. This is PR horseshit paying magazines to run horseshit headlines.
starhater | August 20, 2008 at 5:29 pm
She failed to mention the 1200 cigs she smokes per day
nick hogan is a murderer | August 20, 2008 at 5:31 pm
so her diet is basically eating healthy and exercising instead of drinking booze and eating fast food all day?
Sport | August 20, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Oh, and also the 2 personal trainers, private cooks, nannies, maids and assistants all of the rest of us have at OUR disposal. If we didnt have to watch our kids, go to work, and had all day for personal trainers to mold our bodies we would all be in the Olympics. She is still a redneck hillbilly cow. Mooo.
E | August 20, 2008 at 5:39 pm
WHAT?! That mag cover has got to be photoshopped, her legs haven’t been that thin in years, and the sculpted arms? Comon…..she has lost weight, but not that much!
Guest | August 20, 2008 at 5:40 pm
#12…..you’re totally right.
But at least she doesn’t burn our eyes anymore. She’s….okay-looking….I guess…..for Britney
Amy hates mimi | August 20, 2008 at 5:57 pm
You cheated on me you vacant cunt
Tina | August 20, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Secret to her weight loss?
Her brain was removed for lack of use.
Her vagina was removed for overuse.
Her lungs were remove for abuse.
Hania | August 20, 2008 at 6:04 pm
wow she’s still kinda chunky
ella | August 20, 2008 at 6:14 pm
#16, that just about sums it up! good 1.
dozer | August 20, 2008 at 6:17 pm
I agree with #13. Photoshop does wonders for the figure. Even removes the cigarettes from her fingers and cheeto stains from her shirt
Rowan | August 20, 2008 at 6:17 pm
That cover is totally photoshopped…
LL | August 20, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Jesus tittyfucking Christ, I know everybody’s real stoked to hear my take on this, but I’m fucking tired of hearing celebrity “secrets” to weight loss, motherhood, etc. It’s called MONEY. When you have tons of money, you can pay people to make your ass get off the couch and hit the Stairmaster and you can pay people to cook for you so you won’t drive to Burger King and get their Giganto Super Duper Value Meal.
Britney Spears is only 26 years old, she’s not supposed to be fat. Fuck Britney. Fuck her right in the ear. Here’s something money won’t fix, Britney: stupid. You’ll always be stupid.
No, I’m not fat. Fine, don’t believe me, I don’t care.
Sugar from fuit? | August 20, 2008 at 6:33 pm
She won’t eat fruit because of the sugar?
LAME.
REFINED SUGAR such as that found in cookies, cakes, etc. is unhealthy, but natural sugar such as that found in fruits is good for you.
Jason A. | August 20, 2008 at 6:35 pm
“Wayl, ding dang, ya’ll…”
She’s still a dumb, barely literate, junk food eating hickabilly from LousyAnna.
I mean Louisiana.
joe m | August 20, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Beautiful Britney has always been gorgeous.
She may have been maybe 4 or 5 pounds overweight at the most.
Fat,ugly losers are jealous of her
Cracker-Mutt | August 20, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Burn more calories than you take in – what’s the big secret ?
Lukester | August 20, 2008 at 6:49 pm
#24 must be Britney’s half-brother.
Harry Ballzack | August 20, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Great to see her on the road to recovery – keeping in mind, she could *snap* at any given moment
Caitlin | August 20, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Is she effing retarded? An avocado is totally a fruit, yet she “doesn’t eat fruits.” And not eating fruits … yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Have fun being constipated, Brit! Gross.
JPRichardson | August 20, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Nope, Britney, you haven’t. You are just 12 lbs less ugly.
Usonian | August 20, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Rowan (12) is totally right. That cover is completely photoshopped.
I <3 Halloween | August 20, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Good god. That is retarded. Britney hasn’t even lost that much weight and she certainly is not in “the shape of her life”…
ladym00s | August 20, 2008 at 8:08 pm
In related news: Britney Spears diagnosed with scurvy.
andrew | August 20, 2008 at 8:16 pm
What a friggin moron. So, fruit and fruit juice is bad for you and makes you fat? I’m sure those veinte mocha fraps are a lot better.
Sir Psycho Sexy | August 20, 2008 at 8:40 pm
#19. ;^)
Kimberly | August 20, 2008 at 8:41 pm
First, that picture is a little Photoshopped. Second, I hate that she’s losing weight because she was my fatty role model! Third, how does she not have any sugar? The brain needs glucose, my friend. And where does glucose come from? SUGAR!!! She’s going to relapse in so many ways soon.
cinnamon | August 20, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Kudos to Brits! Now she only has 20 more pounds to go.
Koll | August 20, 2008 at 9:55 pm
I think 5-8lbs is attributable to prematurely removing the fetus she created with Adan the Pap Photographer.
LaraCroftsmole | August 20, 2008 at 10:07 pm
The wonders of photo shop. MOVE OVER FUG we HATE YOU!
Ted from LA | August 20, 2008 at 10:41 pm
I know what happened. She washed the orange Cheetos shit off her fingers right before the weigh-in. 12 pounds right there.
gerard Vandenberg | August 21, 2008 at 12:16 am
………………….DID SHE FORGET THE MENTAL PART?
(ofcourse: she’s american.)
Obi Wanked Kenobi | August 21, 2008 at 1:24 am
Rubbish. Still a basket case, she’s Wino without the melting skin.
So she lost 12lbs in 30 days? Not have half as impressive as the 5million fans she lost in the 4 years since here uhm… “knee injury”
gweilo | August 21, 2008 at 1:55 am
Where are all the fat cows on this site who still think its impossible to have kids and still have a good body.
Get off your fat arses and stop eating the bon bons!
Egbert | August 21, 2008 at 2:45 am
So the avocado isn’t a fruit then?
Boner | August 21, 2008 at 3:47 am
She has huge calves and walks like a duck. Her ears are huge and she has hideous tits. She has a big fake smile and an IQ of 80. She can’t sing and is mentally unstable. She should be dumped in the swamp that she crawled out of.
Rod | August 21, 2008 at 6:58 am
How the hell do you not eat fruits?
This article is particularly haunting. Soon teenage whores will not eat fruits anymore. ” BECAUSE I WANT TO LOOK LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS!”
Soon, everyone will have bowel problems.
I’m surprised she even knows whats “Avocado” and not “the green thingy.”
Seriously, just play some ball. or balls.
elle | August 21, 2008 at 7:08 am
Her body was not the problem. It’s that awful hair!
elle | August 21, 2008 at 7:08 am
Her body was not the problem. It’s that awful hair!
elle | August 21, 2008 at 7:08 am
Her body was not the problem. It’s that awful hair!
toolboy | August 21, 2008 at 8:29 am
After the shit that she (created) went through, I thought she was a goner. Her Pops put the smack down on the craziness. This girl may have a huge come back. America loves to see someone go into the shitter and then rebuild themselves, just look at Marion Barry.
kukamunstah | August 21, 2008 at 9:40 am
She wore that same white bikini in some photos Fish posted here weeks back and her body did NOT look like that on the OK cover. But that doesn’t mean she ain’t my guilty pleasure no more. Haha.