Britney Spears disappoints at VMAs – gasp!

September 10th, 2007 // 399 Comments


Comments (399)

  1. I'm Awesome | September 10, 2007 at 9:31 am

    IT SUCKED BIG TIME AS USUAL FOR BRITNEY SPEARS

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  2. xoxo | September 10, 2007 at 9:31 am

    Fristers suck.

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  3. Hotyute | September 10, 2007 at 9:33 am

    Honestly, I have never seen a beached whale trying to return to sea. Nevertheless, this was one of thee most painful things I have ever watched, and i have seen a lot of shit.
    Like
    Oceanic
    Killer
    Mammal
    Lip syncing
    To
    Tide…

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  4. second | September 10, 2007 at 9:33 am

    wasn’t that what we expect?!
    it’s britney(,bitch!)

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  5. shnoobie | September 10, 2007 at 9:33 am

    that was so sad. i actually felt sorry for her

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  6. I'm Awesome | September 10, 2007 at 9:34 am

    and the whole award show sucked!!! Only Alicia Keys did good. where are the good old VMA’s with Pearl Jam, Nirvana, RATM, Guns N Roses, or the controversial Marylin Manson? those where the days for the VMA’s!!

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  7. WAFN | September 10, 2007 at 9:35 am

    LMAO, i’m glad im not the only one who noticed 50′s reaction. That song was horrible! VMAs were pretty bad, except for chris brown/rhiana and then end.

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  8. havoc | September 10, 2007 at 9:36 am

    Thankfully…..I missed the entire show.

    Oh, she’s fat.

    .

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  9. RapKilledMTV | September 10, 2007 at 9:36 am

    The awards have sucked since RAP/Hip-Hop has forced it’s influence into ever aspect of MTV.

    Rap, like it’s artists turn everything they touch into a turd puddle.

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  10. Texas Tranny | September 10, 2007 at 9:38 am

    LOL

    But, I do love the outfit, perfect for a drag-queen.

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  11. Jenna | September 10, 2007 at 9:38 am

    Her dancing resembled that of a 6th grade girl at a back-to-school dance.

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  12. ember | September 10, 2007 at 9:39 am

    It’s sad, because she used to be a fantastic dancer and gave a good show, even if her music was always mediocre.

    She just looked like a scared child who wasn’t sure if she knew the next move or not.

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  13. Trixie | September 10, 2007 at 9:41 am

    MTV stopped being relavent years ago. Jessica and Ashley Simpson had held them hostage and nobody knew why. I couldnt even turn on MTV without one of their shows on. Onto Britney: I am so GLAD she bombed. When will the media, and other idiots out there stop applauding the likes of Britney and let’s say, Janet Jackson, for lipsynching. The only reason there are fucking 200 people onstage with these no talent has beens is to distract people from their own lack of talent. Britney Spears deserves this. maybe she should go into porn.

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  14. Rob | September 10, 2007 at 9:41 am

    Watch the recorded performance with the volume turned down and play Metallica’s Sanitarium. It’s eerie how well the two go together…

    Sleep, my friend, and you will see
    That dream is my reality
    They keep me locked up in this cage
    Can’t they see it’s why my brain says “rage”

    Build my fear of what’s out there
    Cannot breathe the open air
    Whisper things into my brain
    Assuring me that I’m insane

    No more can they keep us in
    Listen, damn it, we will win
    They see it right, they see it well
    But they think this saves us from our hell

    Fear of living on
    Natives getting restless now
    Mutiny in the air
    Got some death to do

    Yep…that’s her alright…

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  15. Infonistacrat | September 10, 2007 at 9:41 am

    OH.MY.GOD. That was pretty damn bad. I told my wife during the debacle that it looked like some fat chick doing an awful imitation of Britney Spears.

    To all you people who still believe that she would be ok, this one should pretty much seal the deal. Stick a fork in that career, IT’S OVER BABY!

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  16. djthecat | September 10, 2007 at 9:45 am

    She seemed high to me…

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  17. Brock Landers | September 10, 2007 at 9:46 am

    Well,

    She certainly looked better than she has in years which obviously isn’t saying much. I’m willing to give her another year to see if she can make it all the way back.

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  18. Blubbo Teh Clown | September 10, 2007 at 9:47 am

    I think everyone is missing the point with her “performance.” People keep saying how bad her lip-synching was…why the hell are we even discussing that? Remember Milli Vanilli? They got CRUCIFIED over their fake-assed lip-synching. One of them even committed suicide. Everyone was outraged and pissed off at them.

    So why the hell is it acceptable for this Mickey Mouse Club phony to get on stage and do the same thing? Why the hell is MTV giving her a CHANCE to resurrect her fake-assed “lip synching” career? No one is outraged?

    Stupid choreographed dance crap, headsets and lip-synching is NOT music. To hell with MTV for even giving this cow a chance…they continue to piss on real musicians who would love to have a chance to make a name for themselves.

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  19. Alex | September 10, 2007 at 9:48 am

    suicide is a potential cure to her disease…the woman lost her shape, her moves and finally her mind.

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  20. Erinibop | September 10, 2007 at 9:48 am

    Uh… you could see where her REAL hair ends and the blonde extensions begin! If she’s looking to revamp her image, opposed to trying to get back her “innocence” by pulling a Courtney-Love-in-a-baby-doll-dress-abused-child look, she should just go Susan Powter on us like she did a few months ago while trying to fight off photographers via umbrella/lesbo-style.

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  21. Annie Rexia | September 10, 2007 at 9:48 am

    Her camp is already making up excuses using Sarah Silverman as the asshole that fucked up her performance. Rally grasping at straws. With all the shit people are saying about her, she’s going to freak about one little comment Sarah makes? give me a break. She just stunk up the room. Plain and simple. She is over. It is done.

    the heavens have blessed us, and finally put HER out of OUR misery.

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  22. Jess | September 10, 2007 at 9:49 am

    I love the song. But she really needs to do some practicing. And for fucks sake, I could put together a better show then that with my Pomeranian jumping for attention. It looked like she was a little drunk.

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  23. Aja | September 10, 2007 at 9:50 am

    it’s not like she was ever a great singer. And I don’t think she looks that fat. what should she weigh, 80 lbs.? WTF do you all look like?

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  24. theoriginalmilf | September 10, 2007 at 9:51 am

    Gotta love those rappers and singers in the audience…they were looking like, “Gosh damn, tell me again, why am I supposed to be clapping for this lame ass bitch?

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  25. Leigh | September 10, 2007 at 9:51 am

    um… milli vanili never actual sang any of there songs… they were lip syncing to OTHER PEOPLES voices not there own… not like we wouldn’t all be thankful if someone else sang for Britney.

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  26. Leah | September 10, 2007 at 9:52 am

    I was watching it going: “Is this funny or sad? funny? sad? funny??? sad?????”
    I made this online comic to try to make it funny, but it’s still kinda sad:
    http://www.itgumbo.com/mumbogumbo/2007/09/main_stream_media_britney_fail.php

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  27. Faggot | September 10, 2007 at 9:52 am

    Frist!

    Dude, if you listen to Snoop’s songs, take anything from The Doggfather, you just know Britney’s the type of bitch Snoop makes fun of.

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  28. Jonathan | September 10, 2007 at 9:53 am

    That was awful. Just plain awful. I had read the reports, seen a few pictures, but nothing prepared me for just how bland the whole thing was as broadcast. I’d feel sad, but she’s not a singer, she’s supposed to be an entertainer. There was no entertaining in that entire “performance.” She put no feeling at all into it.

    She should go back to doing coke so she can drop the rest of the baby fat.

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  29. Annie Rexia | September 10, 2007 at 9:53 am

    Or US out of HER misery. whichever way works.

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  30. FACE | September 10, 2007 at 9:54 am

    I would still kill it – she is a white trash piece of ass.

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  31. Chivas Regal | September 10, 2007 at 9:54 am

    She’s not fat you dimwitted fucks!
    What do you want? Your women to have manly six packs? Bunch of puffs!!!

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  32. @23 | September 10, 2007 at 9:55 am

    I take it your a chubber?

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  33. eMM | September 10, 2007 at 9:55 am

    One of her nails is missing and in a couple pics she appears to have some sort of sore on her mouth.

    :(
    w.t.f.

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  34. Frick! | September 10, 2007 at 9:56 am

    Yippeee! Does this mean she’ll be out of the spot light for good now??? …damn, one could hope. Gimme No more!

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  35. eeek | September 10, 2007 at 9:56 am

    theblemish put up this video alongside her old VMA performance with the snake…WOW. big difference. i had forgotten she actually used to be hot. really really really terrible performance, i almost felt bad for watching

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  36. chitty chitty | September 10, 2007 at 9:56 am

    i haven’t watched the VMA’s since high school but the only thing that made this years decent was the “suite” performances. the folks who got to attend foo fighters had a wayyyyyyy better time than anyone at the main show. it just sucks that MTV didn’t show more of the suite shows.

    that being said, i give brit 2 thumbs up for some hot ass boots. everything else was a hot mess. mismatch extensions that sean p and jayden probably glued in for her as a craft project. the cheetos filled bloated gut that she was too valiumed out to suck in. the lethargic moves like she was constipated and the shitty lip sync. it was hilarious watching the faces of other artists during her “metldown version 6.0.

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  37. dirtchicken | September 10, 2007 at 9:57 am

    @30 – For sure. I dunno what it is, but I’d hit the shit out of that skank.

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  38. Jac | September 10, 2007 at 9:59 am

    If it was the Sarah Silverman comment she should have killed instead of flopped. Proved her wrong, proved everyone wrong! I was so angry that she fucked it up. Actually angry cause she used to be fucking amazing, even if she didn’t sing live, her performances killed!!

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  39. Luiza Roberta (from Brazil) | September 10, 2007 at 10:00 am

    TERRIBLE!!!

    She´s a FREAK of NATURE!!!

    … Fat, bored, unhappy, ugly, BAD BAD BAD singer, stupid girl, poor rich girl, Brit Bitch please go back to your home take care your boys!!!

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  40. @31 | September 10, 2007 at 10:00 am

    u r a fat fuck too!

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  41. Danklin24 | September 10, 2007 at 10:01 am

    I kept a Big Mac on my nightstand so I could distract her with it and make my getaway.

    Rofl that was pretty damn funny.

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  42. I'm Awesome | September 10, 2007 at 10:02 am

    MTV IS OFFICIALLY DEAD!! the only good thing about MTV nowadays is MTV2

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  43. OkieHeather | September 10, 2007 at 10:03 am

    First: She is NOT fat. For fuck’s sake.

    Second: It was not that bad, she’s always done the lip-synch thing. ALWAYS. Its nothing new. Most pop tarts these days do. They’re studio musicians. I’ll take a real band playing real instruments singing for real anytime over that crap.

    Third: MTV will continue to put acts like Brit Brit on stage because that’s what their little 12 and 13 year old tweeny-bopper audience devours.

    Fourth: Don’t count Brit Brit out yet.

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  44. britcrit | September 10, 2007 at 10:04 am

    You gotta admit, she looks way better here than she does out on the street when left to her own devices. I don’t really think she looks fat, though her arms are totally pudgy.

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  45. Faggot | September 10, 2007 at 10:04 am

    I haven’t read any of the comments yet, but, wow! Britney’s performance was AWESOME! I really enjoyed the song, the stage, her lipsynching, and she wasn’t TOO repulsive to look at. It was GREAT!!!! Good song, good choreography.

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  46. Kasey | September 10, 2007 at 10:04 am

    In the picture where her hear is every where…like she’s spinning, you can see that one of her fake nails fell off =(
    She’s one unfortunate woman.

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  47. Catherine | September 10, 2007 at 10:04 am

    not even going to mention the hair, but if you look at these pictures, you can see she’s even missing a fake nail on her right hand. sloppy much? maybe she forgot this was a performance

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  48. JohnnyMak | September 10, 2007 at 10:06 am

    It was a pretty jaw droppingly bad “performance”, but I don’t know where all this shit about her being fat is coming from. Oh yeah…I remember…the fags.

    I thought her body was good. She was slow seemingly because it liked she was high or drunk or didn’t get enough sleep or something. But her body wasn’t fat.

    Fucking white people…

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  49. run and tell that | September 10, 2007 at 10:07 am

    in pic #11, it looks like the heel on brit’s left boot is about to abandon her. oh, the pressure.

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  50. James | September 10, 2007 at 10:09 am

    Agreed, she’s not fat. If I didn’t know her other pics and behavior I’d even say that she looks hot.

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