Britney Spears visited Ed Hardy offices yesterday to do some baby shower shopping for Jamie Lynn. But she also met with designer Christian Audigier to discuss a new children’s clothing line. While most people would be frightened of Britney near a sewing machine, the people at Ed Hardy were apparently drunk off their asses and decided to roll with it, according to People.
“She wants to work on a clothing line with Christian,” says Ed Hardy representative Nicole Irving, who adds, “it was a closed door meeting, but we will say that they are planning to do a children’s clothing line.” Spears sought out the former Von Dutch designer specifically to discuss the project, seeking his “flair on the line.” Irving explains, “I know the one thing she stressed, she loves and really respects Christian as a designer.”
Just what mothers of the world are clamoring for: clothing designed by Britney Spears. The girl knows fashion. Nothing says “Mommy’s little precious” like torn fishnets and Ugg boots on a two-year-old. Freaking adorable.
K-Diddy | April 4, 2008 at 11:45 am
Just what the world needs, crotchless onesies.
Jimbo | April 4, 2008 at 11:46 am
I hope she makes all the stuff crotchless for the hot little girls!
Anal Fistula | April 4, 2008 at 11:47 am
OMG #1 FTW….perfect comment!
Sandi | April 4, 2008 at 11:48 am
We are supposed to believe that even if Brit did put her name on the baby clothes that she would actually have anything to do at all with their design? What does she know about babies? She’s had nannies to change their diapers and their clothes. She can’t even get her own on right.
gotmilk? | April 4, 2008 at 11:52 am
jeans are getting a little tight in the thighs brit!
mimi | April 4, 2008 at 11:52 am
Goooooooo Britney!
Orange | April 4, 2008 at 11:55 am
Two things I love about this picture
Jean cut offs with boots…it screams class; and
The fact that she is just walking around with a glass of booze a la Julian from Trailer Park Boys
Auntie Kryst | April 4, 2008 at 11:56 am
Jebusfuckingchrist!! Anyone who wears those Ed Hardy shirts just wants to proclaim their doucheness from a distance to save time opening their douchefucking mouths. Any fucktard that buys that shit for their infant earns a masters in asshole.
I will give Britney some credit for proudly walking around holding her scotch on the rocks.
Orange | April 4, 2008 at 11:56 am
Upon further review, I see her jeans aren’t cut offs…just ripped to shit. My bad
Randal | April 4, 2008 at 11:59 am
Well look who’s back, it’s Britney!
This is going to make a lot of revenue for the now rising star, no, Phoenix, as she quickly regains her top form in the industry and now the clothing one as well.
On another note, this is the weekend her and KFed are getting together to rekindle the flame and if KFed plays a part in the clothing line, those children are going to be looking fine due to his unique and crisp style.
Randal
sweetz | April 4, 2008 at 12:05 pm
she knows nothing about desigining in fact she knows nothing about anythinh
Hannah T | April 4, 2008 at 12:05 pm
She’s looking better in these pics than she has for a while….I think the less skin on show the better for this one.
And kids’ clothes??? #4 I agree with you, even if the clothes have her name on, they’ll have little to nothing to do with Britney herself!!! Much like Barbie, (who I believe has her own clothing line among other products.) Similarities are endless.
Angus | April 4, 2008 at 12:07 pm
She does have a trademark look – grease and splooge stains, always – but I don’t know if that’ll sell for kid’s clothes.
Andrea | April 4, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Didn’t take long for the pedo pervs to show up on this one (#2).
Disgusting. You should be tortured and executed.
Paige | April 4, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Her thighs lok like they’re about to split the seams on those jeans Incredible Hulk style.
Golf clap for comment #1, nice.
FRIST!!! | April 4, 2008 at 12:22 pm
#14, not that I give a shit what you think, but that was a Jimbo troll, the real Jimbo has this Fri off.
On another note, I think Britney just wants to make a clothing line she herself can wear. She seems to enjoy wearing ill-fitting clothing..
And on even another note, Randal is boring me to my very death.
Ript1&0 | April 4, 2008 at 12:24 pm
OMG YES!!! Yes!! Britney I love you!!! Girl, you get your drink on. After your romantic weekend getaway with KFed, you two will be designing tiny little fedoras for the kittens together!
Love ya girl!!!! <3<3<3
mike | April 4, 2008 at 12:26 pm
#14 let me translate Frist’s cuntspeak: Jimbo is spending the day at home online masturbating, instead of at work online masturbating. But in any case, he does like ‘em young.
Ript1&0 | April 4, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Hey FRIST – Randal’s cool, don’t worry. It’s always the shy, nice and quiet ones who are closeted freaks.
Trust me.
boring? | April 4, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Frist: “I want to drink.”
veggi: “Let’s drink.”
Jimbo: “What are we drinking?”
Randal is shakespearean by comparison.
Grunion | April 4, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Are there really that many kids with gunts out there looking for clothes that fit?
Dude | April 4, 2008 at 12:46 pm
#1, you made my day. Not only do you have enough class not to say “first”, you post the best joke so far.
About the Pic: THE BOOTS! THE BOOTS! OH THE HUMANITY!!
Nancy | April 4, 2008 at 12:47 pm
“looking for clothes that fit”
if only that were true…
Spazz | April 4, 2008 at 12:56 pm
How lame – she wears an Ed hardy shirt to the Ed hardy store?
Scabby bitch.
bakinmycake | April 4, 2008 at 12:57 pm
What’s missing from kids clothes according to Brit.
A place to put smokes.
A tiny sleeve for the Starbucks rewards card
and not to be outdone.
barbed wire sleepers
kelly | April 4, 2008 at 1:00 pm
she’s still a mess, but she’s looking a little better. as much as her music sucks i still hope she gets better for the sake of those two little demon children
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 4, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Look for crotchless panties for tweens and teens, as well as a variety of nipple clamps and surgical masks.
Mia | April 4, 2008 at 1:09 pm
lol!
She need to learn how to dress herself first!
Mia | April 4, 2008 at 1:10 pm
lol!
She need to learn how to dress herself first!
SLASH | April 4, 2008 at 1:16 pm
She should call her new clothing line Britneywood.
SLASH | April 4, 2008 at 1:16 pm
She should call her new clothing line Britneywood.
Trover | April 4, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Next up for Brit–a diet and exercise regimen to help her get her fat gut and thighs back looking good. Having 2 kids is tough on a girl, so I give her some credit for that, but she really needs to take her fitness more seriously. It was part of her sex appeal before. Now, she looks like a lazy, chubby mom who sits on her butt all days watching Soaps and chain smoking. That has to end.
Britney's Nappy Weave | April 4, 2008 at 1:26 pm
How many miles has she gotten out of those god-awful boots???
For the love of all that is holy Brit, buy some new boots!!!
SLASH | April 4, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Sorry about the double post. Seems like that happened to me the last time I was on here. Why is this site so fucking slow?????
Kate | April 4, 2008 at 1:27 pm
She looks like a sausage in those jeans. No wonder they ripped at the knees. They were probably fine before she tried to squeeze her big butt in them. They don’t have the “ripped a while ago” look with the fringe hanging, they look like she cut them before she walked out the door. And is she INCAPABLE of finding a decent bra? I guess I should be glad she put one on, but she’s been wearing this completely ill-fitting, wrong color bra.
I don’t care what her PR people are saying about how much better she’s getting. I don’t buy it for a minute. Daddy can’t control her forever and she’ll be back on the crazy train as soon as he’s out of the picture.
Kate | April 4, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Oh, and I love the white line on her neck where the fat rolls prevent the sun from tanning.
Fat Tabby | April 4, 2008 at 1:31 pm
She used to do ’500 sit-ups on an a good day, 1,000 on a REALLY good day, and about 3 hours in the gym’. Not sure if that was exclusively for when she was touring though. ( I was really bored and watched part of her diaries clips on youtube).
Sami Jenkins | April 4, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Her kids always look very cute in photos — she might be good at designing for toddlers.
FCS | April 4, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Doen’t she have her own children? How about designing a relationship with them you unfit twat.
carla | April 4, 2008 at 4:42 pm
This could be dangerous……I’m picturing red bras with see thru blouses, cowboy boots, straws hate, jean skirts……………………………………………………….ugh!
Missy | April 4, 2008 at 5:26 pm
I think she needs to worry about her kids and not what other people’s kids wear. Pffffft! She is such a trailer trash loser!
really? | April 4, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I can’t wait for the Maternity-For-Youngsters line.
dee | April 4, 2008 at 9:45 pm
i think she actually looks okay in these pics. i mean nothing scandalous or makes her look fat or wtv
ChrisDanger | April 5, 2008 at 8:39 am
I can see it now, training bras that bring you up a size, zip up leather mini skirts, 5 inch stiletto heels, and see through pajamas.
Mags | April 5, 2008 at 9:35 am
Loves #7 (Orange) for the Julian reference!
Jill | April 5, 2008 at 1:06 pm
that hilarious.
joho777 | April 5, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Boy, this makes sense. She can’t stand her two kids, so she’s going to start designing clothes for little kids.
These people must have rigged a con where Britney’s millions are going to fund this ides.
alright! | April 5, 2008 at 3:45 pm
#10 Randal — you are in-grown ass hair.
K-Fed has no “unique and crisp” style. The unwashed, lazy look has been around for a long time.
Erica | April 6, 2008 at 12:31 pm
She really is looking better than she has in a long time. Her jeans are a bit tight around her thighs. But hert thighs aren’t giant or anything. Her boots make me cringe too, they’re hideous. But it’s okay. She looks better. Good for her. Though, the whole kids clothing line..I don’t know. But whatever, let her do her thing. I’m going to go listen to some Lupe Fiasco now..
Emma | April 7, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Her hair is vile.