Britney Spears’ lawyers scheduled an emergency hearing today to allow Britney to have therapeutic visitation with her children. Britney initially showed up at the courthouse then bolted before the hearing began. This probably didn’t help her case because, in a quick decision, her request was denied. TMZ reports:
Sources told TMZ Brit wanted visitation restored in a “therapeutic setting” — meaning under the treatment of medical professionals — but that wasn’t gonna happen, especially since she never showed to make a plea. The Court noted Brit’s absence.
On a related note Mark Vincent Kaplan made the following remarks to People about Britney’s deposition:
We are going over things that are very, very gut-wrenching. Just to revisit them even in your own mind would not be pleasurable. It’s not something anyone would enjoy,” he says.”
I’ll assume, no doubt accurately, that Britney’s deposition consisted of her repeating over and over again the catchphrase for Fig Newtons in her new English accent: “It’s not a cookie, mother. It’s fruit and cake.” I actually can’t stop saying it right now. It’s not a cookie, mother. Sweet Moses! Excuse me while I pay a homeless man to kick me in the eye with his hobo boot. If my next post seems to heavily involve tin cans, the bastard stole my keys and left me for dead. Call the police. I don’t want him eating the last Toaster Strudel. I’ve got ten icing packets stored in my pillowcase; I cannot stress how important that is.*
*Very.
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#12,
That is NOTacne. It’s taco sauce.
I wish she would get investigated about the way she treats her dogs like she is with her kids. The pet shop should ban her from buying anymore. Just look how she is carrying that poor little thing.
I am so sick of her, who is she anyways to warrent all this exposure every damn day!
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i couldn’t even finish reading…i kept thinking how stupid is she?
it’s not “fashion” to do that, it’s dumb
how can a person have the same zits for months on end?
her shirt is backwards and inside out… fashion statement? I think not.
@14 – Right and that other Yorkshire Terrier – what the fuck happened to it? She got bored with it? I hate these vacuous sluts who use animals are accessories I officially HATE this monster mental illness or not.
Inside out, backwards shirts are the new green!
does she stress you out? her shirt is on backwards and insideout and you how appropriate!
Hey # 14…….if she gets the dog taken away she will really go nuts!! Her kids? noo problem but that lil acessory? Its a must have…….”its mine mate ……don’t touch my poochie”
Shes a freak….jump aleady shitney and take the damn dog with you.
I’m dying to read this twit’s obituary. C’mon Brit-Brit, get naked and swallow some pills already!
Is it just me? Or is this whack-job’s face really starting to show crank abuse ?
Any chances she shaves her head again? I sorta miss that meltdown the most. The cooch flash was okay but she really didn’t own that – every Hollywood tramp has done that, but the head shave was all her – too bad she couldn’t have been fighting for visitation during that episode.
I think if she was tested and somehow remembered the names of her kids, then she should get some version of visitation. How are these kids ever going to learn to speak with an English accent without their mother?
Man, she needs to put those jugs in a bra or get a boob lift or something.
tomorrow i’ll wear my shirt inside out backward and people’ll think im britney (*vomit at own thought)
NO MORE BRITNEY PLEASE
Most importantly, she needs some immediate Bra Intervention.
Holy crap. Those are some saggy, nasty boobies—and what is with the perpetual marks at either side of her mouth? Meth sores that have scarred, or just constant Cheetos-induced breakouts? Someone up above commented that her brother finds women over 22 sexually repulsive. Well, this same brainiac thought Britney was a natural beauty. Yeah, he’s eating shit right about now. Muahahahahaha!!!!
Holy crap. Those are some saggy, nasty boobies—and what is with the perpetual marks at either side of her mouth? Meth sores that have scarred, or just constant Cheetos-induced breakouts? Someone up above commented that her brother finds women over 22 sexually repulsive. Well, this same brainiac thought Britney was a natural beauty. Yeah, he’s eating shit right about now. Muahahahahaha!!!!
Britney is crazy girl! I think she finally wise up though. She recently got account at BillionaireCupid.com. I guess she don’t want no more blacks, jews, asians, crippleds, hispanics, gays, arabs, obese, native americans, guys from fresno, or other uglies. At BillionaireCupid.com they prescreen and find hot rich white guy for her real quick.
Jesus Christ, we all know she’s a idiot but it’s no excuse to crucify her. Leave this poor girl alone. I wish I could be as cool as these photographers who hide in bushs 24/7 to make sure they get the right moment or right angle to ruin someones life. Then again what you expect from the world’s shithole express. Home to people who have no life.
Is it me or is she wearing her t shirt inside out ?
Is it me or is she wearing her t shirt inside out ?
Yes that’s right if it wasn’t for the paps Britney would be sane, a good mother, hygenic and writing songs like a motherfucker. If everyone would just leave her alone she would be freakin Alicia Keys
Uh no
If she was left alone for a day she would strip naked and run down Hollywood Blvd. just for some attention.Bet on it.
Please give her nipples a close look and you will discover why the porn-industry rejected her selfmade lesbian sex-tape!!
When are those same two zits on her right chin going to go away??? They’ve been there for WEEKS! Shit. Walgreen’s carries ZapZit and it works. Go get some, you mad cow.
And her shirt is on backwards and inside-out cuz….???
#77..
errr, because she’s batshit fucking crazy?
Just a thought
She has dark sunglasses on at night and her shirt is inside out and backwards. She has herpes sores all over her mouth and neck. I hope that poor dog doesn’t catch rabies from her.
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Her lawyers are smart; they definitely do not want her in the courtroom.
The way she dresses, talks, and who knows how she would behave while in court….easily lose the case.
lulz @ what part of England she from
Okay, the part about the lawyer saying revisiting stuff that has happened in the past is messing with his head…. I reckon there’s a whole bunch of crazy shit she’s done that we don’t even know about. Maybe this girl has a plan. You know how celebs look and act messed up and then they turn around their lives and make a best selling book and movie about it, get on Oprah, everyone is inspired, yadda, yadda, yadda….
I think it would be funny if the paps would REFUSE to take her picture for one day to see how she would react then. Talk about MELT DOWN.
Did anyone else notice that she’s wearing that shirt inside-out? I didn’t look at any of the comments, so I may just be reiterating what everyone else is saying…
Her shirt is on inside out and backwards….
Her shirt is on inside out and backwards….
why are u guys doing this.it’s wrong.
just leave her alone.
it’s none of ur bussines about her.
she was having a hard time.
so just LEAVE HER ALONE.
you wouldn’t want any one saying things about u and following u everywhere so
SHUT UP AND MINE UR OWN BUSINNES.
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Yeesh… I don’t remember seeing her in National Geographic, but her boobies say otherwise. Like those Ethiopian women who fling ‘em over their shoulders to feed their kids…
I’ve nursed two babies – I can sympathize, really… But a bra would be super. And maybe some undies.
screw all of you guys, how can you talk about my girl, she is awesome, leave her alone!
Love you Britney
Janine.