Britney Spears denied custody of her children

October 30th, 2007 // 66 Comments
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Commissioner Scott Gordon has just issued his written ruling regarding the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline custody battle. Kevin Federline will maintain custody of the children while Britney is only allowed three visits a week. Two from 12 to 7 PM and one overnight visit. A parenting coach is still required to be present. Britney is also required to provide evidence that her pool is child-proof. TMZ reports:

In the order, the Commish wrote that when Britney has the kids, “the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.” The Commish also recounts what the parenting coach complained of — that “during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play.”

According to the report, the coach wrote, “It seems that [Britney's] choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children.”

The coach also provided her final conclusion on Britney’s parenting:

“The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful.”

Really? I thought the problem is that Britney Spears is a shitty mom who likes to show off her hoo-ha and drunkenly breast-feed her kids. But I guess we’ll go with what you said. About the consequences and stuff.

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  1. PunkA

    Earth to Britney: YOU SUCK AS A PARENT!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!

    Wanker.

  2. Moobs

    Can someone please flush the toilet on this tramp? She does nothing but stink up the joint.

  3. ts

    HAHAHAHAHA I love it. What a retard.

  4. Scott Kucharski

    I honestly hope she gets things turned around. Anybody heard songs from her new record yet? Are they any good?

  5. PunkA

    Ya know, I still have the images in my mind of that Britney interview with Matt Lauer where she talks about her “babies” and how she loves them. Apparently she did that day, but the rest of the time they inconvenience her. She’d rather head to Starbucks, Taco Bell and wherever else she can get her daily carb and grease load, then drink herself into a stupor. She is like a spoiled 16 year. Egocentric, probably narcissistic. In other words a selfish human.

  6. justifiable

    When she came out with her crap philosophy of having kids when young and immature – “We’ll grow up together!” I fucking wanted to slap her. You just know she was the kind of kid that left her dolls in the backyarrd all night or just slung them under the bed when she tired of them. Musta been a real shock to her that these two didn’t just disappear in a similar fashion.

  7. bartok

    Seriously? Commissioner Gordon? Like Batman? The kids would be better off in the hands of the Penguin or the Riddler. Holy Frapuccino Robin!

  8. DISCONNECT AND SELF DESTRUCT ONE BULLET AT A TIME

  9. nettenette

    This is what I’m not understanding. Fuck that she’s Britney….anyone other “mother” like this would NEVER be able to see her kids. They gave this bitch too many chances…again…a regular person would NEVER have had all those “chances”….fuck her..I’m glad she didn’t get those kids.

  10. mabbo

    The worst thing she ever did was have kids in the first place. Not only did that destroy her career, but her body as well. Kids are an inconvenience and overrated. Britney should give it up, she lost primary custody. Let Kevin have the fucking kids, be happy with seeing them three times a week and consentrate on getting your career up and running again.

  11. Binky

    You’re Right #10 ” Kids are an inconvenience and overrated”
    But not just for Brit !?!
    That’s why GW is so content killing so many !

  12. She will overcome this!! you just have to give her time!

  13. mabbo

    #11: Yes, well, didn’t GW veto a very important Bill that would have given billions of dollars to helping underprivileged kids?? And we all know America doesn’t give a shit if tens of thousands of children are killed in other countries during war, they are simply “collateral damage”. What I don’t get is if Kevin and Brit had 50/50 custody, how is her having them three times a week NOT 50/50 custody? there are only 7 days in a week, so by my math three times a week is almost half custody anyway. Of course, she still has to have strict monitored visits and submit to drug tests. I don’t doubt she is going through a lot and needs to do something about her personal life.

  14. Mike

    #10, not sure if you’re joking, but I actually agree. Not everyone is cut out to be a full-time parent, and that might work better for her. If she was a man, nobody would raise an eyebrow.

  15. ph7

    Um, anyone else sense this will all end very badly, soon?

    I love laughing at Brit as much as anyone, but there is a smell of death in the air – just not sure who’s.

  16. Pikachelsea

    Sweet, Commissioner Gordon always helped Batman solved crimes, and now he’s helping to ensure justice by reiterating what an idiotic, incapable excuse for a parent Britney Spears is. Hooray! I love you Commish!

  17. Who Cares?

    Britney should become a surrogate child incubator for other folks that really, really want to have children and provided a good home for them. She is a useless selfish idiot!

  18. Bitchy

    What a disgusting slob! Does she ever bathe? Thank God someone is finally making her self-obsessed arrogant fat ass accountable. If I were that judge .. she would never see those kids again.

  19. Makemepuke

    (Britanny).”- Thank God , finally rid of those little fuckers, Judge took the whole load off me, sweet, now lots of time to party, drink Redbull yaegar bombs, and do coke…shit life is good..ummmm I should check see if my new album has hit the charts yet, man I could use a ice cappachino right now, wheres my fuckin little bitch sister, hey you assitant get me a fuckin Ice Cap and a Big Mac right now or your fired, fuck this dress looks like shit , where`s my `whore outfit damit!!“

  20. gian

    I think it’s obvious that Britney does NOT even want her children
    it cramps her selfish lifestyle. She is a self absorbed whore who is
    always happier when her kids are not around. And when she is with
    them she always still does what Britney wants to do and not something
    they might enjoy. Selfish whore. I loathe her.

  21. Stella

    shame shame on you Brit Brit

  22. Binky

    Brit – Read all about your probs and looks like it’s time you should pull out some Lego.(TM)
    The kids love it and personally I found it very rewarding to construct a basic “fort” in the corner of say – a room – etc-
    Then live in it.
    Works for me.

  23. Micky Mc

    @13 child custody in my state is defined by the number of overnights a parent spends with their kid. So right now Brit is only getting one overnight, not even close to 50% custody.

  24. cookie monsta

    Right here is a primary candidate for forced sterilzation. Who ever let her breed in the first place? I can’t believe there are still slack jawed fkwits out there with “she’ll overcome this” her only chance for future success is when she’s dead her sales figures MIGHT increase. Her whole existence circulates around the media, who she thinks she is playing, which is another indication of her rampant stupidity. Nothing but a festering beaver with bad hair, bad skin, and no parenting skills whatever. Just FUCK OFF BRIT.

  25. Binky

    Watched the Dem ‘debate’.
    There was a lot of talk a lot about UFO’s and no mention of 9/11.
    Chris Matthews – were you not there sitting beside Maher when people screamed out to “Question 9/11?”
    You were there Chris – hands folded – looking scared.
    Chris you’re gonna send Brit back to rehab if you’re considered a journalist !!
    Then again – maybe UFO’s are the way to go.
    ( Your country is down the tubes)

  26. whackjob

    11, 22, 25: are you sure you’re not HerbieFrog off his meds? Get a life. (Bush killing babies, question 9/11, Democrat Debates & Chris Matthews, etc.). Yep, you’re on solid ground. In fucking la-la land. Now, politely, piss off mate.

  27. Binky

    #26
    Tanx for your contrib. Welcome to the Fish.
    Very funny. 9/11 was an Inside Job.
    See you soon !

  28. Binky

    Don’t whack too hard or the hair grows on the palms and u go blind.
    Then… again …maybe….whack away !!

  29. I don’t like Britney. She is a wrong flavor skank now…

  30. The real sadness behind all of this is that the Grandmothers are not playing a more dominant role in the kids upbringing

    As well as the Aunts and others

  31. I guess you have a new addiction? Not drugs, Sex or Alcohol……………………but just harmless sunglasses: THE BIGGER, THE BETTER!! I like it, it’s funny though. Although your looks must appear to be serious, like right now. This is a real “UNDERGROUND” look!! So step into th world of trains, busses, streetcars and subway’s, AND RECORD SONG’S ABOUT IT!!

  32. Binky

    Re:#26
    Binky: (Note to self – that’s the last time I listen to some whackjob.)
    Public at LARGE : Don’t fight the feeling Binky. Don’t fight the feeling.

  33. Kris

    lol.. Commissioner Gordon..

  34. Fagzalicious

    Ohhhh come on people LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE…. she’s only an alcoholic druggy bimbo who is passed her sale by date….. its not her fault…its who she is…….we are all human…..ish…

    come on woody allan married his adopted daughter… so Britney being a bad mom.. that totaly makes Britney look like the fairy god mother (pre-rehab fairy god mother)…..I mean i think its a wee bit of a publicity stunt… she wants to be a legend… so my advice is commit suicide…slash down the way not across and bingo your a dog.. i mean a legend…….. its like Britney on Ice (and not the disney on ice typa ice if u know what i mean…) your all excited to see it…then it happens and realize its the same old shit… dont get what i mean… me neither…Its the curse of the 3 blondes… like anna nicole smith ….. she’d dead and she’s a blonde…. Britney next… but we need 3 so i’m betting courtney love will be next hopefully before 2010……..yeah i know i dont make sense… and no point going through it again…just a waste of time……….anywho ciggy time for me…

  35. Roflcer of the Lawl

    She midas well start sleeping with black guys now they love fat white skanks, and they could give her tips on how to neglect your own kids.

  36. sarah

    I DON’T BELIEVE A WORD KFED’S NEW SKANK, HOE HAS TO SAY ABOUT BRITNEY. LIKE ANYONE BELIEVES THIS SKANK WHO IS WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO GET HER FACE AND ASS OUT THERE, WASN; ‘T SHE TRYING TO SELL A SEX TAPE OF HERSELF AND COLIN FERAL A FEW MONTS AGO, AND WAS LEAGALLY FORBIDDEN TO DO SO.
    THIS IS THE TYPE OF GIRL KFED CHOSES TO HAVE AROUND HIS CHILDREN–GOOD CHOICE BUDDY!!! I KNOW THAT MOST WOMEN WOULDN’T LOOK AT HIS ASS TWICE, BUT THIS PORN STAR IS THE BEST HE CAN DO!!!
    KFED IS JUST PISSED THAT BRITNEY DUMPED HIS USELESS ASS, AND LEFT HIM BROKE. OF COURSE HE’S NOT GOING TO TELL ANYONE THAT, SO HE’S MAKING UP A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT, AND TRYING TO COVERTLY PUT IT OUT THERE, THORUGH HIS BIG MOUTH, FAME SEEKING, SLUTTY NEW HOOK-UP.

  37. Robyn

    Here’s where she got her Halloween Costume.. http://www.mooncostumes.com/item/973
    U’d think being who she is she’d pay more then that for her costume. Maybe she wasted all her money on Doritos and Vodka. Ahh well the lives of the rish and famous.

  38. patriot act

    #25- according to foreigners (and some natives) our country is the worst, we have no morals, our judicial system sucks, blah blah- BUT EVERYONE STILL WANTS TO IMMIGRATE HERE, DON’T THEY? Part of the reason for that is so that they can COMPLAIN about everything to their heart’s content without being tortured or killed. So complain away- it’s your right.

  39. hausfrau

    Though it pains me to write these words, Britney’s album is getting great reviews from the press, causing it to debut at #1 on Billboard.
    Lesson to Britney: Do whatever the fuck you want, because you’ll always come out on top. In this life, anyway.

  40. blah, blah, blah

    @10, I bet your mom feels the same way….For BS there is NO excuse, she has the means to provide royally for her children…not child proofing her home or strapping them in? She has chosen not to take care of them, therefore they should be taken away. She is the sorriest excuse for a human being EVER!

  41. Allison Coda

    I hate you Binky.

    And yet somehow I’m strangely turned on.

  42. Chrissy

    Ok- millions of dollars and still rocking the Target bras?? Come on Brit-if you’re gonna be trashy at least be expensive trash.

  43. northernlight

    Lots of people lose custody of their kids or have their visits cut back, for lots of different reasons. From the looks of things, Britney’s starting to realize she’s not cut out to be a mom, not full time at least, because she seems happy enough with losing custody. Number 14 is right, all this judging and blathering about her shitty parenting skills is just because she’s a woman. The whole maternal instinct bullshit is just an excuse to ignore moms who are hanging on by their fingernails, in an emotional sense, until something tragic happens.
    It’s good her ex has custody. It’s also good Britney has a parenting coach looking over her shoulder to make sure she doesn’t kill her kids. She started motherhood at a deifcit, of maturity and intelligence, and she needs help caring for her kids. It’s not a crime to not know how to parent. The problem is she didn’t seek help for herself, she had to be forced to do it. Now that the problem has been dealt with, these people should be left alone.
    I’ve also got to wonder how all this information became public. You’d think that troubled families, no matter who they are, would be at least entitled to sort out their problems in private.

  44. I know she is going to mess this up because she will fail to go to the drug test.

  45. I know she is going to mess this up because she will fail to go to the drug test.

  46. Bruno Regazzini

    è bastante complicado mesmo mais ….

    ela esta super gostosa…

    me adicionem no MSN BrunoRegazine@hotmail.com

  47. lils

    When I read Commissioner Gordon, Gary Oldman comes to my mind :D
    (Hey, at least he’s a good parent. he cleaned up himself and take a whole year out of public to take care of his children.)

  48. anon

    Tried to post and was denied! Will try again now… I agree with #9, she doesn’t deserve even 5 minutes with those kids, but I guess money and power can buy just about anything.

    To #44 – don’t think Brit’s getting blamed unfairly because she’s a woman. Men who are bad parents get called out too – ever hear the expression “deadbeat dad”? Any person who’s completely negligent with their own flesh and blood deserve the kind of scorn and abuse that Britney’s getting. Has nothing to do with being a woman. Just a crappy parent.

    I wish I could give Commish Gordon a medal, the only force for good in the boys’ lives.

  49. jbird

    I had a friend back in highschool who really, really, REALLY wanted this cute pup she saw in a pet store. She bought it and about a week later she was tired of it because of all the trouble there was in keeping it. Her parents warned her that if she didn’t begin taking better care of the pup they would make her give it away. With that, she began DELIBERATELY neglecting the poor thing and acting as though she was the worst, stupidest pet owner ever. Her parents gave the pup away a couple of weeks afterwards. I’m just saying….

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