Britney Spears Demands Contract For Kevin Federline

A reader submits this little bit of gossip that may or may not be true, but I’m so hoping it is because it would be hilarious.

Brit is demanding a record contract for KFed who was quoted as saying ‘he thinks he has a better message and more vocal abilities than eminem.’She is also refusing to do any promotion for her ‘greatest hits’ album until negotiations start.

Couldn’t you just picture KFed (who the fuck came up with KFed) trying to throw down with Eminem? I think it would go a little something like this:

KFed: (to a hip hop beat) I’m the best. I’m better than the rest.
Eminem: Get the fuck out of here!

Yeah, a little something like that.