Britney Spears defends idiocy

February 7th, 2006 // 112 Comments

bspears-baby-lap.jpgBritney Spears has come out to defend the photos of her driving with her baby in her lap, saying in a statement:

“I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm’s way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us. I love my child and would do anything to protect him.”

I’m sure there’s some sort of logic in this statement, I just can’t figure it out. Only Britney Spears could think that her rolls of thigh fat would be safer than the protective seat especially designed to keep babies alive. I guess that’s what goes through your mind when you have the mental capacity of a cucumber.

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  1. Skullyzena

    Hey… they are investigating her…

    “An LA County Sheriff’s official has told TMZ that the LA County Department of Children and Family Services (DCFS) will investigate the incident involving Britney Spears and her son.

    Spears drove in Malibu yesterday with her baby on her lap without any child restraint.

    This afternoon, Deputy Sheriff Mark Winn went to Spears home. The official told TMZ Winn made the trip to get contact information for DCFS, so that DCFS

  2. hermanita

    #27…oh you watch The View…well…that explains that

    quote:
    “Erm, the more you people talk about her the more publicity it is for her.”
    -And what does she gain from that? Let

  3. christee

    i’m from louisiana…and can honestly say, shitney is just doing what she knows. are they going to wait to see how well she’ll drive with two little federlines on her lap, or until they catch her trying to trade her child for a bag of cheetos and a pack of marlboros? just be glad she doesn’t hang with the other hollywood trash-bags…because you know that sperm-mill “husband” of hers would knock-up all her “friends.” and, dear god, the world doesn’t need any more ugly hilton children. i’d like to see the special-britney:live from camp cupcake, but you know it’s not coming….

  4. Mr. Fritz

    Hey, I was just watching “The Colbert Report”. Stephen Colbert tried to explain why the media whore did what she did: “We coddle our children too much…in twenty years we’ll have a generation of wimps. We’re gonna need them to continue the war in Iraq!” I hope Britney was watching so she can use this as an excuse for the next incident. Stephen Colbert is a fucking genius!

  5. LilJenny

    I work in child protection, doing investigations. If this was Jane Schmoe driving around without her kid strapped in and there were pictures floating around, we would be knocking on her door and asking serious questions about her parenting ability. And if she did not cooperate or continued to act stupid, well….. you can guess what would happen.

  6. LickyLicky

    What would happen, LilJenny? Would she be given a bigger welfare check and free license to have even more kids and the foodstamps with which to feed them?

    I’m moving not far from Kentwood, thanks to that whore, Katrina. I hope whatever makes Bratney stoopid isn’t in the water. I like my IQ just as it is.

  7. fluku

    she was fleeing from the deadly paparazzi. you know the same people that killed Di

  8. SoupaSarah

    #102 your a bigger munter than Kfed!

    FYI any publicity is good publicity! Jeez, don’t you listen to Max Clifford! And I thought you Americans were supposed to be supreme to everyone else on the planet…. pffft.

  9. SoupaSarah

    *You’re

  10. quaila83

    NOW IF IT WAS A BLACK WOMAN DOING THAT IN THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY, THOSE TROOPERS WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH HER AND LOCK HER UP. THAT BABY HAD A 100% CHANCE OF GETTING MORE BEAT UP THAN HER. BUT THIS IS WHAT KEVIN LEFT SHAR FOR! WHAT A GREAT EXAMPLE TO ALL THE MOTHERS OUT THERE!

  11. auggie1doggie

    Look Maw – no hands!

  12. fluku

    i used to want to stick me schlong in her mout but now i just want to beat her to death wit it.

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