Britney Spears defends idiocy

bspears-baby-lap.jpgBritney Spears has come out to defend the photos of her driving with her baby in her lap, saying in a statement:

“I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm’s way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us. I love my child and would do anything to protect him.”

I’m sure there’s some sort of logic in this statement, I just can’t figure it out. Only Britney Spears could think that her rolls of thigh fat would be safer than the protective seat especially designed to keep babies alive. I guess that’s what goes through your mind when you have the mental capacity of a cucumber.