Britney Spears debuted her new video for “Womanizer” today and the song definitely benefited from visuals. And, Jesus, the visuals. Here’s what to except from this thing conveniently lodged after the jump:
1. Naked Britney. And I didn’t cry!
2. Lingerie Britney cooking eggs. Her real specialty: Flaming bowl of Lucky Charms.
3. Britney photocopying her ass then punching said photocopy. I didn’t know this was autobiographical…
4. More Naked Britney. Again, no crying.
5. Cocktail Waitress Lap-dancing Britney. I think this video has exceeded its head-whipping threshold.
6. Britney driving a car with her foot while having sex in the backseat. This explains all those accidents.
7. Showering Britney. I’m gonna need a minute.
8. Crazy Vengeful Lingerie Britney. Yeah, make the bed over him. Guys hate that!
9. Naked Britney. Oh, I get it. She’s the narrator. Ha! Gonna need another minute…
10. Words. In a Britney Spears’ video? I guess – if you wanna be “artsy.”
Is Britney Spears back? Frankly, it felt like she never left. No, seriously, she can’t be killed!
who’s britney spears?
Jesus christ, is there anyway they can make a music video with out the umm, i dunno, music? Seriously that was a pretty hot(yet incredibly stupid as far as a concept) video but mother fucker that was a terrible song. I want to punch myself in the face for having listened to all of it hoping it would get decent. It didnt happen. We definitely know what the hell the song is called. I think some jackoff wrote this song in crayon for Britney in like 3 minutes.
Wait, did she head butt that guy in the dick?
it’s a post-feminist world, baby.
somebody make her stop, please…
she is god damn HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all you fat jealous girls need to get a clue and realize Britney is and always will be better looking than you. sorry.
Yeah- not jealous… Sure, she looks good in this video… but the song… oh god…. Make the noise stop.
She can’t be killed?
LET’S GIVE IT A TRY, folks!!
#55 NO. You can only say that about a supermodel. She’s not that pretty, really. I prefer my face and body.
And Marjorie, I hope you’re not talking about my ex, Kevin, cuz he was the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever met–compulsive liar, sex addict, cheater, addicted to gambling, alcohol and drugs. And a child molester.
I am ridiculously turned on by this woman and her “music” despite the fact that I know she can’t sing under all that technology.
But then, I’ve always been turned on by psycho single moms.
OMG. she’s so back. damn!
I never could understand her ‘vocal ‘ appeal? She sounds like a creepy over processed computer voice. Ick.
fish, come ON! that’s not a showering britney, that’s a freakin MAN in the shower!! sure, britney’s a big girl nowadays and she has the shoulders of a hockeyplayer, but you still can’t mistake her for a guy. I’m beginning to believe this is not the true fish, been reading you for years and you sound (look) different! what’s the deal?
I’m fairly unbiased on the britney topic. Never been a fan but i don’t hate her either. Her crazyness was funny until it became obvious that she had an actual problem.
Anyway on the video… meh. The video itself was ok. People are naying because it’s just like the Toxic video but i think that works for her. A lot of artists find a video style they like and stick with it. Robert Palmer did the best videos ever and they all looked exactly the same.
The song itself though isn’t that great. Even judging by britney standards. It’s just sort of boring. Normally she has that damn catchy thing that has me humming along despite myself. This didn’t.
#6- I totally agree with ya babe. Still, I love the vid, and brit looks amazing =]
I think they went too heavy on the generic electronic production. They should have had a more natural sound as her first foray back onto the charts, but she did prove that she has the moves and looks back again.
Uh….what?!
This songs chorus makes me want to kill myself…and she repeats it like a million times. She’s starting to look better, but once again it proves that her body sells records and not the fact that she holds any talent at all. :( Sad.
Yeah Fo Shizzle… what’s up with the saturday post. Normally I sit around all weekend like a starved dog waiting for the next update. I almost missed this one.
Waitaminute…. he’s gonna take Columbus Day off isn’t he?
GOD DAMMIT!! Now what am I gonna read while I’m home all day? Maybe I’ll just have to go out and rape an Indian and actually celebrate the damn holiday.
I love Britney, I’ve been behind her from the beginning.
But this song is crap. Super-processed crap. I didn’t find it catchy at all; it made me think of Heidi Montag and her attempts to break into the music industry.
I hope her next songs are better.
THIS SONG SUCK AS F*CK!
damn it, go to hell shitney!
Damn shes fucking hot in the video, good job shes keeping that crazy side hers tucked away. Shes worth a poke. :D
Is everyone tone deaf and blind? They can do anything with computers and Photoshop these days! The song=poop and video=even more poop!
Horrible, horrible music.
I laughed when I saw her in that wig, reminded me of her crazy days when she “wigged out”.
Wheres Chris Crocker to say “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!” Ahaha. What a shitty song.
Actually, I got a LOT of information from “watching ” ( meaning “enduring”) this video.
Britney thinks a guy is a womanizer. And she “sings” that he is a lot!!! So, we know for sure why the name if the HIDIEO is “Womanizer.”
I should solve crimes.
catchy song. decent video.
i love britney spears. she always ends up making a comeback.
as long as i don’t have to hear leona lewis on the radio anymore and its replaced with “womanizer”, i’m good.
i definitely would fuck the bitch!
Britney i know your proud to have your body back but the best way to show your body naked would be a spread on Playboy at least it’ll be more “artsy”. I wonder if the offer is still available now eh?
BRITNEY IS and will always be the best…what a great song
@67
go out and rape an Indian?
are you fucking retarded? that’s the most ignorant thing ive ever heard anyone say.
regarding the videooo
i liked it. it’s not awesome, but she looks soo much better and she’s trying. only thing i didn’t like were the sauna scenes, it really wasn’t necessary and since the public tends to look at her as a trashy whore so much, this really didn’t refute that image. and also, did she forget that she has two little boys? britney to needs to come back with some class. she’s a mother of two boys, and the way they view her is more important than her career.
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Christ on a bike… put some fucking clothes on Britney and stop with the cliche slut image. It’s getting boring.
Like Britt or not………. She rocks in this vid. She looks healty in every sense. She is right on, aluring, not over the top but definitely captivates me while emmeshing myself in her world for a for ” use me” minutes”.
Uhm, yeah, a 10 Alex………………
I’d do her in a heart beat! She looks soo damn hot in this clip.. the song is deaintely gonna go off in the clubzzz
Well, its interesting how they worked her schizophrenia into her career.
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haha, the guy in the video is completly scared……and I don’t think he is acting! :-)
Just one question…is she trying to give herself whiplash
she keeps flipping her head back and forth…..maybe that’s why shes a weee bit crazy – shaking that brain around?
She looks hot as fuck in this video.
All the guys who posted before me who disagree are gay, but in the weird bad way because even gay guys think she looks hot.
this song sucks, and the video was just medicore
This song is coming from a gal that steals men away from other women and then dumps her kids for her career. Talk about a pot calling the kettle black!
Also, the best thing about this video is the guy. He’s hot and steals all the shots. Britney, no matter how many wigs you put her in, is still Britney. Sorry Brit-Brit, you gotta sleep in the bed you make. Mommy naked in the shower for the world to see. Wow. Girl, we’ve all seen your cooch, so don’t go around acting like you’re provacative. We’ve seen it all. All but you being a somewhat normal, descent human being that gave birth to two children. I hope Shar is being a good mom to them. She should be given credit for raising her children as well as Britney’s.
womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…
OH MY GOD, WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! IT’S HORRIBLE!
womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…womanizer…
OH MY GOD, WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! IT’S HORRIBLE
What’s the name of the song again? I didn’t catch it while listening to the song.
sweet, this gives me an idea…..I think im going to xerox my ass tomorrow….
Hahaha, I read on here about nipple slip and I paused the video at 2:51. Sure enuff, there is a nipple slip
She looks good and can move. BUT, she can not sing. Never could. She just looks and acts like a slut. Good enough for the horny teens on MTV.
B-O-R-I-N-G.
She is finally back to her old self…She is looked so hott in that video!! Way to go Britney, your fans always knew you had what it took to make it back and back you are. Better than ever, that was one of your best videos EVER… Also, a big thank you to Jamie and Lynne Spears. Thank you so much for bringing the real Britney back to us. You probably saved her life. I am so happy you finally stepped in and intervened. I don’t care what anyone says about you, I know you care a lot about your children. I read Lynne’s book and it explained a lot, she’s so down to earth and not at all what I expected. I know you have been slammed in the press, but keep your head up. I also know that if Jamie Lynn is pregnant again that you are going to be scrutinized even more, but you know what you can raise your children the right way and they still will make mistakes. Jamie Lynn may be really young, but she seems to be a good mother and weren’t her and Casey gonna get married anyway? So, there shouldn’t be a problem, young people have children in our country all the time and no one says a thing. However, when said young person is in the public eye it becomes a big thing all of a sudden. I don’t think there is anything wrong with wanting a family or putting your family and having children over a career in show biz. Please, don’t let her abort that baby, she will regret it everyday for the rest of her life. I really respect JL for being a good upstanding person and having her last baby rather than trying to save her career by aborting it. I hope she’ll do the same this time. My prayers are with you all! Once again, way to go Britney Spears. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you are too fat, you look just perfect now. Stop dating slime balls and find a good man and you will be better than ever.
britney looken good nice song womanizer love it!
omg this iss so my fav song i luv it its her best new song lol
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