Britney Spears was spotted driving in Santa Monica over the weekend blasting her new album to drown out the paparazzi trying to talk to her. There’s not much, but you can take a listen and judge for yourself. Or you can do what I do: not listen to Britney Spears and be a total stud in the sack.
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danielle | January 8, 2007 at 1:20 pm
What? All I heard was Kevin in the background screaming something about cigarrettes and cheetos. Odd.
JoBOO | January 8, 2007 at 1:23 pm
SECOND!!!
misterveryze | January 8, 2007 at 1:26 pm
It’s like nothing I’ve ever heard before-a real departure from her old stuff and sure to mark the biggest comeback yet!
magickal | January 8, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Another “breaking” story from the ‘Fish, 24 hours after the rest of the world read it everywhere else.
Boogie Monster | January 8, 2007 at 1:32 pm
One minute she’s showing her muff to the photographers and the next she’s trying to be little miss conservative. What’s the deal with that?
JuniorLeaguer | January 8, 2007 at 1:49 pm
…..Brit to paparazi…”shut up, my boys are nappin in the trunk”……..
Spindoc | January 8, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Do you think her feet still smell like Gas Station Bathroom?
GeneSimmons | January 8, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Her saggy vagina and C-section scar turned me off long ago.
sabalon | January 8, 2007 at 1:51 pm
I’m glad I’m not famous cause I couldn’t just sit there at a red light and listen to that crap. I’d want to break cameras, through feces, etc… typical human behavior. Public eye people or not, can’t they go out to dinner leaving the kids god knows where in peace?
On the other hand, they do provide those nice closup whoops shots…
such mixed emotions.
crystalljackson | January 8, 2007 at 1:53 pm
I don’t know how, but Britney Spears and Courtney Love have somehow altered the time/space reality and become the same person.
tsarinaamanda | January 8, 2007 at 2:00 pm
What a twat. With shit music like that, she should be fellating each and every one of those paparazzi, BEGGING them to keep following her washed-up, trailer-trash ass around and keeping her in the headlines. Without them, she would have disappeared from the celeb radar a LOOONG time ago, which I think nobody would be complaining about. And where are her kids??? Yeah, she’s a REAL GOOD MOMMA, out drinking and clubbing every night, flashing her diseased, scarred, flyblown rotten hunk of meat she calls a “vagina”, and now in the daytime, out driving around with some random dude..once again, with those little mongoloid mouth-breathers nowhere to be found. And WHY is she dressing so skankily? Nobody wants to see those pounds of cellulite, stretch marks, and flab flopping all over the place…I think she might be in denial that she has gotten fat and (obviously) isn’t a size 4 any more. Stupid whore. She’s got some fucking attitude for a trailer trash hillbilly cunt who hasn’t done anything WORTHWHILE in, what, 6 YEARS? Fuck that stuck-up twatwaffle, I hop the paparazzi start ignoring her, then we’ll see some serious ass-kissing. And as I watched that video, I kept hoping that she would crash into something like a telephone pole and burst into flames, thereby freeing us from ever having to see her droopy, tired, haggard, trashy ass ever again. Fucking cunt…God DAMN I hate her.
Ih8everyoneequally | January 8, 2007 at 2:04 pm
If celebrities are stupid enough to drive convertables, then they deserve to be harassed by paparazzi at every red light.
heyheyhey | January 8, 2007 at 2:15 pm
wow, her hair sucks.
i mean, it REALLY sucks
cole007 | January 8, 2007 at 2:24 pm
@11 – a soul after my own heart. Let it out, baby… just let it out. Cry yourself to sleep on Scarlett’s dirty pillows. We’ll hold each other and dream of a Trailor-Whore-Free World… someday, you dreams will come true.
xoxox
cole007 | January 8, 2007 at 2:27 pm
@11 – a soul after my own heart. Let it out, baby… just let it out. Cry yourself to sleep on Scarlett’s dirty pillows. We’ll hold each other and dream of a Trailor-Whore-Free World… someday, you dreams will come true.
xoxox
cole007 | January 8, 2007 at 2:28 pm
sorry about the double-post. Her hair does suck ass completely.
Been dyed too many times to wash it everyday, or it’ll turn to straw and fall out. Thus the shitty barbie extensions like parisite.
Pointandlaugh | January 8, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Today’s show is brought to you by the word:
TWATWAFFLE
(lmao #11)
cole007 | January 8, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Superfish? NY Post has photos of Jessica Biel on Vacation with (yack) derrick jeeter, but seriously – if you want to know a GOOD ass. Good boobs… well, good everything – check them out. It’s def drool-worthy…Thanks and have a pleasant tomorrow.
wedgeone | January 8, 2007 at 2:43 pm
#12 – right on with that!
Must Agree – the word of the day is TwatWaffle!! Nice job tsarinaamanda.
So who was that douche in the passenger’s seat with her anyway?
Kristin | January 8, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Sounds like all the other music I have heard lately. By anyone.
spunkbubble on J.alba's face | January 8, 2007 at 2:53 pm
I am no way a britney lover but jesus fuckin’ christ was that guy annoying or what? There is no way I could be a celebrity. I would spend my entire fortune paying off lawsuits because I would be slapping the shit out of some people.
Ask me about MY kids? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??? BLAM!!!! Right across the face.
Jenna | January 8, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Guess she wasn’t concerned enough to PUT THE FUCKING TOP UP!
Dumbass…and she is morphing into Courtney Love. Career meltdown soon to follow.
carpemundus | January 8, 2007 at 2:57 pm
britney spears in 2007? its a wrap on that one
http://www.carpemundus.com – keeping with the new
Sexy-Celebs.Com | January 8, 2007 at 3:27 pm
hahaha always nice to hear her opinion :)
christy michelle | January 8, 2007 at 3:32 pm
stupid.
Peter Coffin | January 8, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Sounds like a less good Britney Spears. That’s saying a lot.
MissMara | January 8, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Did she fall in the last 5 seconds of that? It sure looked like she did.
lesbodojo | January 8, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Britney is out of control. She’s hitting rock bottom every other day. She’s not even worth the time it would take to say “oh hell no,” anymore. awww
Well,whynot? | January 8, 2007 at 5:16 pm
MESSAGE FOR THE BLOGGER OF THIS SITE:
1- Dude, you rock. I have totally bitten into the whole “cheese-grater abs” and the “camry” and would like to tell you that you make me happy, day by day, by reading your blog. Your sarcasm just rocks my world.
2- No, i am not a stalker.
3- Although, i have travelled through 3/4 of Cali, and i’ll find you.
I will find you…
Is Britney Spears the way the rest of the world sees the US? Because, if that is the case, my pride has been wounded and i shall return to my wonderful motherland of Tajikistan, because living on the moon would be better than living in a place which equates being american with Britney Spears.
I can deal with hamburgers. But THAT is pushing it. PUSHING IT!
schweet | January 8, 2007 at 5:38 pm
c’mon girl why you gotta be like dat, now eh?!
haha, j/k!
Well,whynot? | January 8, 2007 at 6:01 pm
What? about those obese americans? or about how much brains and sarcasm rocks my world? lol
tsarinaamanda | January 8, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Haha, since everybody liked the word “twatwaffle” so much, I feel obliged to tell you all that I didn’t make it up….someone used it on Fark, so I cannot take full credit for it. Oh, but I wish I could…I really do…..
@14-
Oh, we can only hope :)
mikewall | January 8, 2007 at 8:27 pm
I think everybody should move to Canada
http://www.topsexywomen.com/britney-spears-picture.html
kacsing | January 9, 2007 at 5:39 am
OMG! #6 That totally cracked me up! So true, too!
shanonorato | January 9, 2007 at 9:20 am
#33 – ROTFLMAO!!!! I love the way that in the middle of all those formerly hot Britney pics, there is the one of her hugely pregnant and sloppy drinking a glass of o.j. Perfect!
Irvin700 | January 9, 2007 at 10:06 am
#12 has got a point there lol
rockonxox | January 9, 2007 at 10:48 am
I found a leaked copy… for your entertainment:
http://www.rockonxox.com/spears_rebellionleak.mp3
Personally, I think it’s horrid. She’s got to do a LOT better if she thinks she actually has a chance at a comeback.
DrunkBlogger | January 9, 2007 at 12:51 pm
It’s officially OVER….no, I mean the world.
Lowlands | January 9, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Again bad news but at least it’s better as my Toyata Camry.
Thikzipr | January 10, 2007 at 12:56 am
#11, call my office in the morning. The secretary will give you the name of a good therapist and fax you a current schedule of Overeaters Anonymous meetings in your area…
jmack | January 10, 2007 at 7:53 am
I’d hit it just to hit it and say I hit it. I think my wife would be cool with i t.
Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 8:29 am
(37)Thanks for the post and where’s her sextape?
Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 8:30 am
$extape…
Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 8:33 am
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Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 8:35 am
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Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 8:37 am
Do i start to look like Clinton?
Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 9:04 am
(43,44,45)All trolls but i suggest the $EUR goes to the Charity of Limpless Orphans and Spare Parts inc.Still have to be started up by someone.
Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 9:37 am
The Anticlown Media will do the production and distribution.If they are capable to and want to.
Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 9:39 am
Or maybe Tom want to do it?
Chemicakitty | January 12, 2007 at 12:29 pm
I could only watch that clip for 38 seconds before I had to
a) tear off my ears
b) gouge out my eyes
c) clear the vomit from my computer screen