Seen here terrorizing performing in Long Island last night, Britney Spears launched her latest video for “If U Seek Amy” on her website today. Like most of her videos with no discernible audience, if you enjoy prominent displays of Britney’s cleavage (And have a mute button), you’re in luck. If not, hopefully bleeding from the ears is your favorite.
NOTE: Next person who whines about not seeing an ass shot gets punched in the pancreas. Seriously, I’m afraid to close my eyes now. *blink* AHH! – - Get me the tape.
Photos: Splash News
yuck
Her hair always looks greasy, so does her body. She looks like a greased piglet.
“Next person who whines about not seeing an ass shot gets punched in the pancreas.”
Nonsense. You’re a gay man running a site for other gay men. They find it difficult to look at pictures of girls unless it’s from behind. Uh, I mean, so I hear from my gay friends in Hollywood…
She has the butt of a 50 year old.
Christ she IS turning into Madonna.
Sad… just sad.
I would ride her like SeaBiscuit… fast and hard.
She looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter from behind in pic 2 – LMFAO!
She can no longer pull off wearing these types of clothes. It’s become a sad, sad joke.
this song is TERRIBLE
her voice sounds more processed and chipmunky than ever and the oh-so-clever title is SO LAME and the other lyrics are so basic and throwaway
what complete and utter GARBAGE
my ears ARE bleeding.
Thanks Fish
So the girls are looking to “if you seek” her? Hooootttt.
She has the tits of a fat girl.
hhahah #7 thats the first thought that crossed my mind too
Well, folks, you know I’d plow that until the cows come home. Yes sir.
The “if you seek amy” line doesn’t even match the chorus. If she is going to go there, why not just spell it out straight up? This song blows.
If that’s how Dog the Bounty Hunter’s ass looks in your fantasies, well, good luck with all that and I hope sometime you get to meet Elton John.
Her ass looks like a pillowcase full of doorknobs.
What a horrible horrible song, she is just a baaad singer. Bleh.
She looks good. Oddly enough, exactly like Madonna did in her 20′s. The problem I have is with her voice. She sounds like one of the Chipmunks. I don’t get how people can listen to her and not stab out their ear drums.
What! how did they get my picture! I have a paintball gun look out
You ppl make me sick with ur whining about her and saying she looks bad. She looks fabulous and you all are too ugly and close minded to know what fabulous looks like. i hope you all die. Not one of you nasty f*cks look that good on your best day. Only jealous people say mean things about people who obviously are better than them…
and um.. Mai-Tai… she CAN’T just sing ‘F – U – C – K – ME” because then it wouldn’t have ended up as a video… what are you? 12?
Damn Republicans!
Ummm, can someone tell me what the point of videos is anymore? I mean they don’t still play these on MTV.
Wow! so original…”If you see kay”, April Wine…anyone?…fuck’n retarded piece of trailer trash fuck…god she discuss me…I ache terribly seeing them two blond wannabe fuckbags that I don’t even remember the name of but, that everyone remembers not wanting Phish to talk about anymore but, her….i just wanna barf. I would not even fuck her with your dick!
@20.. mimi??
A great song and a great video performed by a great person. Circus has become Britney’s biggest and best album to date and with each release, she out does the last.
Randal
@ 20 – “Jello-see?” ist that what you say when you show people your thighs?
Jellocee,
Why are you so angry my friend. I think Dog’s a good looking man – LMAO! hahahaha
@22 – huh?
@22 – huh?
JlowC – what are you? 11? I guess that makes me 10!
I always liked her legs …..(dick bursts into flames, flip backwards throwing coffee on crouch)
She has the voice of a cartoon character and there is a LOT of electronics involved. As for the video, there is a lot of blurring and processing. So I wonder, why do they use this person, who requires so much work to produce something that, despite all efforts, remains ennoying ? Why not start with a girl who is genuinely pretty and talented ?
She does have the body of an average 50-year old (at least by southern Europe standards).
HA HA HE HE HA HA HO? those are lyrics? Pathetic.
Don’t care don’t care don’t care.
I’d stick fuck her crazy, then I’d really fuck her. Then I’d escape out a window.
#6 Rich, better have the penicillin shot ready for the “after glow”.
If Brian Bosworth (circa 1989) and Greg Allman (circa when-the-fuck-ever) had a baby…..it’d be her in these pictures.
#20 oh go grab a doll or smth. This chick is clearly going down. Fat ass, fat legs, becoming jess simpson meets beyonce at the wrong place.
Yes, I am saying this ’cause I am jealous that I have 30 pounds less than Britney. So jealous. Bu hu
Seriously…..
Sperm Donor Bosworth: http://cinemageddon.org/doku/lib/exe/fetch.php/fanpages:boz.jpg
Sperm Donor Allman: http://www.mendelsonarchives.com/Photos/Thumbs/Gregg-Allman.jpg
LOVE THE WOMEN WHO PRESENTS THE VIDEO
OH MY FUCK! Hey you guys!!!! *waves frantically at Guy, Zanna and Rich*
HEY–YO! MOTHERFUCKERS! I’M OVER HERE!!! *WHISTLES LIKE TRUCKER*
Howard Stern. MTV. Fartman
Brian Bosworth??? Greg Allman???
To me, Britney is old.
she looks ridiculous…….it is sad
Sorry, #41–um….if that one skank from that stupid fucking show and that asshat from Twilight…..nevermind…..I just can’t keep up with all of this generations small potatoes.
I can’t stand that nasty voice of hers.
IF YOU SEEK AMY. F-U-C-K ME.
looks like some has. rode hard and put a way wet. yuck
It’s nice to see Brit’s meds are working. I thought she would be dressing all wacked. Bipolar people do that you know.
Yeah, no fucking shit Natalie. Sheesh…you’re a regular fucking Windtalker there with your If You Seek Amy/F-U-C-K ME
HAHA, Guy. Seriously, imagine what she would wear if she weren’t on the meds? *begins Googleing “crazy outfits worn by ostriches*
WORST. SONG. EVER.
What the hell is her demographic anyway? Do grown-ups actually buy this shit? If not, it’s totally inappropriate and if I had a 10-year-old daughter listening to this I would have to ship her off to nun school.
HA! This is what came up when I googled crazy outfits worn by ostriches
http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/jnnn/theblog/?action=view¤t=ostrich1.jpg