Seen here terrorizing performing in Long Island last night, Britney Spears launched her latest video for “If U Seek Amy” on her website today. Like most of her videos with no discernible audience, if you enjoy prominent displays of Britney’s cleavage (And have a mute button), you’re in luck. If not, hopefully bleeding from the ears is your favorite.
NOTE: Next person who whines about not seeing an ass shot gets punched in the pancreas. Seriously, I’m afraid to close my eyes now. *blink* AHH! – - Get me the tape.
Photos: Splash News
hUH? | March 12, 2009 at 3:00 pm
yuck
Jennyjenjen | March 12, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Her hair always looks greasy, so does her body. She looks like a greased piglet.
Tom Cruise | March 12, 2009 at 3:04 pm
“Next person who whines about not seeing an ass shot gets punched in the pancreas.”
Nonsense. You’re a gay man running a site for other gay men. They find it difficult to look at pictures of girls unless it’s from behind. Uh, I mean, so I hear from my gay friends in Hollywood…
Kathy | March 12, 2009 at 3:05 pm
She has the butt of a 50 year old.
Cash | March 12, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Christ she IS turning into Madonna.
Sad… just sad.
RichPort's Ghost | March 12, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I would ride her like SeaBiscuit… fast and hard.
Sassy | March 12, 2009 at 3:13 pm
She looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter from behind in pic 2 – LMFAO!
Anonymous | March 12, 2009 at 3:15 pm
She can no longer pull off wearing these types of clothes. It’s become a sad, sad joke.
Plobes | March 12, 2009 at 3:17 pm
this song is TERRIBLE
her voice sounds more processed and chipmunky than ever and the oh-so-clever title is SO LAME and the other lyrics are so basic and throwaway
what complete and utter GARBAGE
my ears ARE bleeding.
Thanks Fish
Stupid | March 12, 2009 at 3:18 pm
So the girls are looking to “if you seek” her? Hooootttt.
my eyes.. my ears.. they are bleeding | March 12, 2009 at 3:19 pm
She has the tits of a fat girl.
riririr | March 12, 2009 at 3:20 pm
hhahah #7 thats the first thought that crossed my mind too
Ronald Reagan's bony corpse | March 12, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Well, folks, you know I’d plow that until the cows come home. Yes sir.
mai-tai | March 12, 2009 at 3:21 pm
The “if you seek amy” line doesn’t even match the chorus. If she is going to go there, why not just spell it out straight up? This song blows.
pete | March 12, 2009 at 3:22 pm
If that’s how Dog the Bounty Hunter’s ass looks in your fantasies, well, good luck with all that and I hope sometime you get to meet Elton John.
Zana | March 12, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Her ass looks like a pillowcase full of doorknobs.
Karley | March 12, 2009 at 3:25 pm
What a horrible horrible song, she is just a baaad singer. Bleh.
Courtyardpigeon | March 12, 2009 at 3:26 pm
She looks good. Oddly enough, exactly like Madonna did in her 20′s. The problem I have is with her voice. She sounds like one of the Chipmunks. I don’t get how people can listen to her and not stab out their ear drums.
Dog | March 12, 2009 at 3:27 pm
What! how did they get my picture! I have a paintball gun look out
Jellocee | March 12, 2009 at 3:32 pm
You ppl make me sick with ur whining about her and saying she looks bad. She looks fabulous and you all are too ugly and close minded to know what fabulous looks like. i hope you all die. Not one of you nasty f*cks look that good on your best day. Only jealous people say mean things about people who obviously are better than them…
and um.. Mai-Tai… she CAN’T just sing ‘F – U – C – K – ME” because then it wouldn’t have ended up as a video… what are you? 12?
Damn Republicans!
Pokey McSlapp | March 12, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Ummm, can someone tell me what the point of videos is anymore? I mean they don’t still play these on MTV.
MightyD | March 12, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Wow! so original…”If you see kay”, April Wine…anyone?…fuck’n retarded piece of trailer trash fuck…god she discuss me…I ache terribly seeing them two blond wannabe fuckbags that I don’t even remember the name of but, that everyone remembers not wanting Phish to talk about anymore but, her….i just wanna barf. I would not even fuck her with your dick!
Jennyjenjen | March 12, 2009 at 3:35 pm
@20.. mimi??
Randal | March 12, 2009 at 3:36 pm
A great song and a great video performed by a great person. Circus has become Britney’s biggest and best album to date and with each release, she out does the last.
Randal
Zanna | March 12, 2009 at 3:36 pm
@ 20 – “Jello-see?” ist that what you say when you show people your thighs?
Sassy | March 12, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Jellocee,
Why are you so angry my friend. I think Dog’s a good looking man – LMAO! hahahaha
Zanna | March 12, 2009 at 3:39 pm
@22 – huh?
Zanna | March 12, 2009 at 3:39 pm
@22 – huh?
MightyD | March 12, 2009 at 3:39 pm
JlowC – what are you? 11? I guess that makes me 10!
Deacon Jones | March 12, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I always liked her legs …..(dick bursts into flames, flip backwards throwing coffee on crouch)
Euroneckpain | March 12, 2009 at 3:41 pm
She has the voice of a cartoon character and there is a LOT of electronics involved. As for the video, there is a lot of blurring and processing. So I wonder, why do they use this person, who requires so much work to produce something that, despite all efforts, remains ennoying ? Why not start with a girl who is genuinely pretty and talented ?
She does have the body of an average 50-year old (at least by southern Europe standards).
Eric | March 12, 2009 at 3:45 pm
HA HA HE HE HA HA HO? those are lyrics? Pathetic.
hetero | March 12, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Don’t care don’t care don’t care.
I’d stick fuck her crazy, then I’d really fuck her. Then I’d escape out a window.
GuyHolly | March 12, 2009 at 3:49 pm
#6 Rich, better have the penicillin shot ready for the “after glow”.
Jrz | March 12, 2009 at 3:49 pm
If Brian Bosworth (circa 1989) and Greg Allman (circa when-the-fuck-ever) had a baby…..it’d be her in these pictures.
question | March 12, 2009 at 3:51 pm
#20 oh go grab a doll or smth. This chick is clearly going down. Fat ass, fat legs, becoming jess simpson meets beyonce at the wrong place.
Yes, I am saying this ’cause I am jealous that I have 30 pounds less than Britney. So jealous. Bu hu
jrz | March 12, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Seriously…..
Sperm Donor Bosworth: http://cinemageddon.org/doku/lib/exe/fetch.php/fanpages:boz.jpg
Sperm Donor Allman: http://www.mendelsonarchives.com/Photos/Thumbs/Gregg-Allman.jpg
La Bella Vita | March 12, 2009 at 3:53 pm
LOVE THE WOMEN WHO PRESENTS THE VIDEO
Jrz | March 12, 2009 at 3:54 pm
OH MY FUCK! Hey you guys!!!! *waves frantically at Guy, Zanna and Rich*
HEY–YO! MOTHERFUCKERS! I’M OVER HERE!!! *WHISTLES LIKE TRUCKER*
Savalas | March 12, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Howard Stern. MTV. Fartman
hey grandma | March 12, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Brian Bosworth??? Greg Allman???
To me, Britney is old.
Mama Pinkus | March 12, 2009 at 4:04 pm
she looks ridiculous…….it is sad
Jrz | March 12, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Sorry, #41–um….if that one skank from that stupid fucking show and that asshat from Twilight…..nevermind…..I just can’t keep up with all of this generations small potatoes.
jay | March 12, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I can’t stand that nasty voice of hers.
NATALIE | March 12, 2009 at 4:17 pm
IF YOU SEEK AMY. F-U-C-K ME.
looks like some has. rode hard and put a way wet. yuck
GuyHolly | March 12, 2009 at 4:21 pm
It’s nice to see Brit’s meds are working. I thought she would be dressing all wacked. Bipolar people do that you know.
PieHole Steve and the Marble Factory | March 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Yeah, no fucking shit Natalie. Sheesh…you’re a regular fucking Windtalker there with your If You Seek Amy/F-U-C-K ME
jrz | March 12, 2009 at 4:28 pm
HAHA, Guy. Seriously, imagine what she would wear if she weren’t on the meds? *begins Googleing “crazy outfits worn by ostriches*
Am I getting old?? | March 12, 2009 at 4:28 pm
WORST. SONG. EVER.
What the hell is her demographic anyway? Do grown-ups actually buy this shit? If not, it’s totally inappropriate and if I had a 10-year-old daughter listening to this I would have to ship her off to nun school.
Jrz | March 12, 2009 at 4:30 pm
HA! This is what came up when I googled crazy outfits worn by ostriches
http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/jnnn/theblog/?action=view¤t=ostrich1.jpg