India is abuzz with rumors that Britney Spears is dating her “Womanizer” choreographer Sandip Soparrkar, according to Associated Content:
What does Britney Spears have to say about a budding romance with the hot choreographer Sandip Soparrkar? In true celebrity fashion, she says everything and nothing all at once: “Sandip is a very handsome man.” Soparrkar himself claims they’ll only be working, but he also teases the press subtly, saying that “I am planning to do the rumba, which is the dance of love.”
The two reportedly met at a party thrown by Madonna, so for all we know, this is just an elaborate ruse to find the Temple of Doom and turn it into a Kaballah center.
SHORT ROUND: Why do I have to wear this bracelet, Dr. Jones?
INDY: Ack! I’m hallucinating about Asian boys again! *jumps out window*