Britney Spears’ love life outsourced to India

December 30th, 2008 // 50 Comments

India is abuzz with rumors that Britney Spears is dating her “Womanizer” choreographer Sandip Soparrkar, according to Associated Content:

What does Britney Spears have to say about a budding romance with the hot choreographer Sandip Soparrkar? In true celebrity fashion, she says everything and nothing all at once: “Sandip is a very handsome man.” Soparrkar himself claims they’ll only be working, but he also teases the press subtly, saying that “I am planning to do the rumba, which is the dance of love.”

The two reportedly met at a party thrown by Madonna, so for all we know, this is just an elaborate ruse to find the Temple of Doom and turn it into a Kaballah center.

SHORT ROUND: Why do I have to wear this bracelet, Dr. Jones?
INDY: Ack! I’m hallucinating about Asian boys again! *jumps out window*

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Que

    Que silly.

  2. Obama the Messiah

    See Brit’s tounge? That’s what it looked like when she used it on my tea bag.

    BTW, India is not in the middle east. It is in Asia. It is a 3rd world shit hole though. Just like mexico, Indonesia and Iraq.

  3. The only way ill believe this story if hes already married with 2 kids…gone now brit brit…

  4. Geography fail

    India is not in the middle east

  5. tromba

    Not only is India not in the Middle East, isn’t the tango the “dance of love?”

  6. Max Planck

    Less Britney, more Katy Perry.

  7. Balls McCoy

    India doesn’t have any gay people in it whatsoever because homosexuality is a sin and brings shame to your family. So surely it’s plausible that this ahem…CHOREOGRAPHER would be dating one of the hottest chicks on the planet.

  8. p0nk

    her vagina has housed more terrorists than Abu Ghraib.

  9. rajnish

    NO india is in middlesex county new jersey. specifically edison, piscataway and woodbridge.
    we need more lilo coverage!!

  10. bogdana

    he was an awful choreographer. How many more stereotypical tie-pulls did we have to live through for that video?

  11. OUCH

    she’s looking good here

  12. Anonymous

    Britney Britney Britney, *shacking head *, first Sam Lutfi then Adnan Ghalib and now this guy. She is really scrapping at the bottom of the barrel with these type of men. Have some self esteem girl and chose someone decent for once. Middle East and Asian men don’t exactly have the best reputation in treating women right (and that is putting it nicely). Even K-Fed seems almost, ALMOST better and that is not saying much.

  13. Anonymous

    Britney Britney Britney, *shacking head *, first Sam Lutfi then Adnan Ghalib and now this guy. She is really scrapping at the bottom of the barrel with these type of men. Have some self esteem girl and chose someone decent for once. Middle East and Asian men don’t exactly have the best reputation in treating women right (and that is putting it nicely). Even K-Fed seems almost, ALMOST better and that is not saying much.

  14. Sandip

    Yes, it is true. I was a dancer and choreographer. Now the most precious Britney will help me to follow my dream of becoming an American Rap Star.

  15. Jose Gaudalupe

    Nice to see she’s found that room lighting smile again. She back on drugs? I saw her “tell all documentary” the other day and she just looked miserable. This however looks like a genuine smile and im happy for her.

  16. Leila

    Bitch looks great (in a manic kind of way).
    And rumba is not the dance of love!, that guy just wants to get laid.

  17. Anonymous

    UGH, If she was my daughter I would NEVER let these men anywhere near her. Middle Eastern and Asian men are incredible ugly as well.

  18. jeez when is someone going to “Kali Ma Shakti de” her ass out of relevancy?

  19. Dennis

    Sandip is gay….

  20. Show Yourself Anonymous

    I’ve heard Anonymous men beat their wives/gfs on a daily basis. They also smell like unwashed balls?

  21. Anonymous

    20. Show Yourself Anonymous,

    What is the matter, have I hit a nerve with you shit head? HAHAHA

  22. mimi

    Britney and I wish you all a HAPPY NEW YEAR!

  23. rob

    SHe loook amazing omg britney you are so fucking hot i love u

  24. vicky

    i can´´t stand her music but she´s looking great again in these pics!!

  25. Vince Lombardi

    Regardless of how she looks, folks, the girl has a “thousand yard stare” in her eyes, is hopped up on psych meds, and shaved her head in public then attacked a car with an umbrella. Don’t forget she’s currrazzzeeeeee.

  26. Danklin24

    I really have no fucking clue what the asian boy thing is about, i think the new fish writer likes little boys, but anyway, Britney looks fucking hot in these pictures. I mean DAMN! I havent seen her look this good in a long ass time.

  27. p0nk

    praying for mimi…

  28. woodhorse

    Well, DUH. You know they worship cows over there.

  29. ayeaye

    Britney looks gorgeous.

  30. Ted Mosby

    Britney is looking good.

  31. Jens

    I agree, she looks quite nice here.

  32. Show Yourself Anonymous

    Anonymous – December 30, 2008 12:39 PM

    20. Show Yourself Anonymous,

    What is the matter, have I hit a nerve with you shit head? HAHAHA

    No, I think that racist shit is tired.

  33. This Poster

    Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Sandip’s smelly penis and sucks out the curry sauce

  34. Sniper007

    Obama the Messiah: wow you dumbfuck, India might be a poor country, but it’s got a lot more to boast about than you do, white trash. There are tons of Indians who are earning more than your broke ass parents ever will…ahahahaha

  35. Ummm...yeah...

    I don’t give a flying fuck about who Skankney is fucking now…but I do wish to comment on what #7 said.
    #7, Not only are you a fucktard, YOU are gay and probably from India also. There are more fucking gayass fatherfuckers in India than there are fucking cows. India is a fucking shithole, that’s why almost half your fucking country is coming over here, I don’t fucking care how much fucking money you nasty fucking people make with your SevenEleven franchises…Your fucking movies and music are horrible, the way you treat your fucking women…shameful…OMG…the list is endless, in short…Fuck off Fag!

  36. sparkles

    this has got to be one of the most racist comments infused websites ever. we may have voted for a black president but this country cant succeed till we put these stupid comments and ideals out of it.

  37. Apu

    We are taking over your country, you white shit cocksmoking fags.

  38. missywissy

    lol @ 14

  39. Balls McCoy

    @35…I WAS BEING SARCASTIC YOU FUCKING MORON! notice the …ahem?

    IDIOT.

  40. THEWATCHER!!!

    OMFG # 36,Im so sick of hearing or reading about how Obama is black.HE Bi RACIAL!!!!He’s as much white as he is black,half & half!!

  41. be sure: they looove “SUICIDE-CELEBRITIES” over there!!

  42. friendlyfires

    1.)Those are old photos of her, she so doesn’t look like that now.
    2.)Look, if she can jump the bones of Kumar at The White Castle, good for her. You know, I’m tired of knocking Britney Spears, if she continues getting her act together, albeit through Daddy’s supervision, well, I’m happy for her. As long she doesn’t sign up for LDS, SBC, Scientology, Kabbalah-wallah or online gaming, she can be the next Kelly Ripa and that’ll be just grand.

  43. Tigger

    Crazy or not, I’d give almost anything to have that tongue wiggling my anus!

  44. F-Obama

    Am I getting old? Or is she looking really good in these pictures? Oh, maybe it’s the crazy dumb shit she was doing, she hasn’t done lately. She passed it down to her retarded sister.

  45. Nice pics of her. She couldn’t do much worse than that Madden slob, anyway.

    @ They appear to have something whatsoever:
    http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/conway/TS/PUCL/PUCL%20Report.html

  46. Nice pics of her. She couldn’t do much worse than that Madden slob, anyway.

    @7 They appear to have something whatsoever:
    http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/conway/TS/PUCL/PUCL%20Report.html

  47. Lucia

    She looks really good…

  48. Gargamel

    Wow, she looks good and she’s smiling again. That looks like a genuine, happy smile. How long has it been since we saw her smile like this? If it’s because of her new man, good for him.

  49. terry

    If she lives for the next couple of years, I think she’ll find God and become a really devout christian.
    We know she can gain weight, so I see her as heavy set,middle aged woman in the church. I would love to see that. and she’d have a line of stuff on the QVC. She should be prepared cause the industry that invented her will kick her to the curb with no remorse.

  50. brian

    u motherfuckers don’t even know where india is and u r calling us stupid. u r saying we don’t treat our women rite.Have u ever been to india , your knowledge about this world is so poor,u r a typical american motherfucker.btw how do u treat your womenm? u fuck your mother and sister and release tat video just to become famous.u cocksuckers have sex with your teachers just to get good grades.u get married a 100 times and get divorced every week.children in your country are all fucking retarded and dying in rehabs centers and mental hospitals.u cock sucking sex obsessed mother fuckers,get your facts rite first .u r saying we are stinky,while the fact is tat u never wash your ass,u just wipe it with a tissue.u strinky carteless spendthrifts.this whole world is oin recession bcos of u assholes. fuck yourselves

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