Britney Spears dancing to To My Sister

April 11th, 2006 // 168 Comments

This is a video of Britney Spears during an April dance session featuring a new demo from her new album “To My Sister (Little Me).” I don’t want to say it’s bad, but it looks like something the fat emo girl who sat in the back of highschool literature would make. Britney should give up on trying to look sexy and just embrace her new image of ‘beached whale.’

Thanks to the very skinny Anmari more of the tip.


  1. mamacita

    @148

    “i only wish i was cool enough to have though of that! ”

    Well, unfortunately there’s only so much cool to go around and you were at the end of the line. In reference to your addendum (post 149), you also forgot to add a ‘t’ to the end of thought. That being said, sure we can end it here, but only because you quoted Rodney King and I consider him to be a kindred spirit since we both like PCP.

  2. biatcho

    arguing over the dying cat’s fat ass and bullet-esque boobs is hilarious! that ass does not have a nice shape, it’s fucking disgusting, especially when you have all the resources in the world to make yourself look better. You can take the slut out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the slut!

    And she still sounds as much like a dying cat as she did when she was 16. You’d think she could buy a singing lesson or 20.

  3. Kbartender

    #139 – I hear that! I can’t even walk up more than 3 flights of stairs before my knees start killing me. Sucks. And my toes are all goddam deformed from breaking them all a thousand times. I’m so puuurty.

  4. I can’t decide if it’s more painful to watch her “dance” or listen to her “sing.”

  5. HanSolo

    I usually see the best in people, but this is just painful! What’s up with her hair?

  6. A Nobody

    She lost it. She seriously lost it. Those moves are older than Pamela Anderson’s breasts.

  7. Okay, hate to be a doubting type, but it’s a blurry vid n do we know that it’s BS herself? But, heck, do we care? It’s a smile. And here’s where I offer a counter smile.

    http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1488

  8. Ed E. Druckman

    If I may offer my take on things:
    http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1488

    And hate to be a buzz kill; but I’d be more convinced if the vid was less blurry and more Britney.

  9. Ed E. Druckman

    Ooops, I did it again.

    Sorry didn’t mean to post twice.

  10. A Nobody

    It’s definitely Britney. The hair, the size, and that pants with letters on the ass – oh, yes, there’s no doubt that that’s her.

    She’d probably be bragging about how she wrote that song “by herself” sooner or later. Probably the deepest song she’d ever written, which still makes it quite dim.

  11. Heather05

    Fat ass? C’mon her ass isn’t that big,how much does she weight again?

    BTW is Jamie going to be popular? i like new faces in hollywood, maybe another readhead without the whole anorexia.

  12. xd

    she might have gained weight but she still has a nice ass.

  13. purplepuppy

    Why is everybody just realizing now that she’s a no-talent loser who always slipped by doing lame jazzercise dance moves, yet somehow became a star? Kick,turn,step,aaaaaaand…JAZZ HANDS!!!

  14. champagne supernova

    ten bucks says that ‘nanny’ IS jamie lynn. pregnant. and a ‘little me’ of britney. with dark hair.

  15. summertimefairy

    OMG it’s like a wanna be Britney Spears trying really, really hard to replicate all her moves and of course doing a really bad job. And what is with that song was she high when she wrote that?

  16. DaNiGuRl

    I saw a small clip of this on the TV show on E! called The Soup, and i’ve been looking all over for it so i could watch more. I was ok with britney growing up not really a fan but i liked her. I definately think that there is NOOO comeback for her! i mean sure she could lose the weight she gained but even if she does that alot of people who commented are right, she has the same tired dance moves and she’s not a teeny pop idol anymore all her old fans are practically grown with kids. I mean i’m 21 now and she’s been around since i was like 15. Plus i don’t know why she’s trying to hit up the music thing again, if i was her and had her money and fame, i’d retire. She doesn’t need to attempt to try and do anymore singing. I just dont see a comeback at all i think she lost it…oh and anyone who has rhythm can do what she’s doing in this clip. I see NOTHING special anymore. Ladies and Gentlemen it’s official…Britney Spears is now a wahed up has been!

  17. DaNiGuRl

    Hey you know what too…why is she calling her sister little me. And why is she saying she didn’t see her hurting? She was hurting? I dunno, i think They are two different people. Her sister is the most successful one out of the two right now and they are nothing alike! My niece loves her show Zoey 101 on Nick. Jamie-Lynn is very much her own person and doin her thing. Britney is soon gonna be on the “Where are They Now child stars gone bad” TV shows they air on like VH1 or E!

  18. britney backer

    i’m so disappointed at all you britney bitchers, she is just a normal person is she not? she had a baby and took more than a week to lose weight so now shes fat? is this americas view? coz i damn sure dont want my kids growing up in a culture where there every move is scrutanised. Britney made this viudeo for fans, you know people who like her to say thank you, its like exclusive or somethin but anyway it wasnt made for you to all slag off and say she looks fat, britney is talented and can sing a damn site better than any of you guys! plus the dance is good, do you no how hard it is to make a dance to a slow song? the constipated lookin nanny is either her mom or assistant felicia so ya no wah jus give the poor girl a break shes tryin to be normal for a hwile and keep out of the public eye and so wah if that means she dont look her best? im bettin when he r album comes out there’ll be millions of 15 yr old boys dribblin over the pix and buyin britney posters, she is amazing and talented so jus leave it u guys
    can u imagine loggin on to the internet to see half of america slaggin u off?
    give the girl a break shes gorgeous anyway – prettier than any of you i bet!

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