Britney Spears dancing to To My Sister

Dickey Mo, Dickey Mo.

First!

By the way, no one gives a shit about Jamie Lynn Spears.

OMG…that is so sad. Do you think she is home right now, viewing the video and sobbing into her Cheetos?

And the nanny pushing that kid back and forth in a stroller just added to the sadness of it all.

FUCK. I guess i’ll take second…

she’s so ridiculous looking. she looks like my sister, who by the way has had about 13987 abortions and lives in some trailor out in the boonies. I feel so bad for this girl. she should just not even try.

10 bucks says Jamie Lynn gets knocked up before her 15th.

She will prevail. Oh yes, she will prevail.

big booty = more balance for spins

staple the stomach, please.

i’m reminded of the scene in Donnie Darko where Cherita’s dancing to that swan thing.

Shes turning into one of her fans. Oh well, better than turning into one of, well whatever people who study her every move with hatred can be called.

You. And you over there.

Erm, i can’t see the.. i guess, video. WTF? Anyone have a link or something?

oh fuck off, she’s still a good dancer and she’s just a little chubby– she doesn’t look that bad. at least she’s doing something besides walking around drinking a smoothie, which she seemed to do for 2 years straight.

But why is the baby being pushed in circles by a constipated-looking nanny? So the baby can watch mommy’s career comeback? So the mommy doesn’t feel guilty for having a child for the wrong reasons? So the baby can develop an eating disorder before she can speak?

Oh my god how much do you guys think she weighs- seriously…. I’m gonna guess 140…. that’s being nice.
The baby in the stroller being pushed by the nanny is the icing on the cake! Is the song about Jamie Lynn?

Yeah colormeskanky, those “smoothies” are frappucinos from Starbucks and they pack close to 500 calories each! That’s for the medium sized “grande”… and you know that crazy b#tch was drinking venti <—large!

Yay my tip was posted! woot…hehe

What I love most is the ratty hair and the weirdo tye dye shirt she is wearing. She hasn’t danced in public in ages…you would think she would try to clean up a little.

That looks a lot like something I made up in my junior high dance PE class.

I love pants with a message on the ass.

I think she’s actually losing the baby weight at a healthy rate. She was far too skinny before the pregnancy. Hopefully she’ll find a happy medium.

“Little Me”? Er, um, ah…I don’t mean to sound rude, Miss Spears, but…sit down, this might be a bit of a shock…

YOUR SISTER HAS AN INDEPENDENT IDENTITY.

SHE IS NOT YOU. YOU CANNOT RECLAIM YOUR FAT (I don’t think she’s chubby, but she’s definitely fat on the inside. She has a very fat soul) FLAILING SELF THROUGH HER.

LET HER GO.

Free Jamie Lynn!

Hey, can you kick that high? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

call me ishamel….

Beluga Whale having Grand Mal Seizure after gorging itself on pork rinds and white zinfandel

#13? ::So the baby can develop an eating disorder before she can speak?::

The baby? Is a boy.

And okay, so the dancing is kinda lame, but hey, she can still kick HELLA high. And grab her leg. I dunno, maybe she can make a comeback.

I’m a little concerned with her dropping the baby on it’s head and six days later, taking it to the hospital, hence the visit from Child Protective Services. Yeah, check Star.com for more on the previous Superficial article.

you’ll all be eating your words, she will be back and be better than ever by the time the year is done…
and on the same subject, is is this website going to put some pics of janet jackson up again?… shes already droped most of the weight…

Hey 24 – She’s been able to get her legs up like that since she took her first dance class at age 4 on the brass pole at John’s Hitchin Post. Not something to be proud of.

Can I point out that each one of those moves is in each of her dance ensembles? She’s big on the head roll and moving around the arms – guess it’s easier to lip sync that way or something. Watch her performance from the last SNL she guested on and you’ll know what I mean.

Is it just me or are the dance movements completely inappropriate for the song?

This song is for her sister?

Looks like a Brazilian ass-shaker to me.

Can I say that? Ass-shaker?

Just wondering if anyone else noticed the great “ads by Google” that popped up with this article: “Orca Kayaking Adventures” and “Baja Grey Whale Watching.” Nicely done!

I think she is still a great dancer and has great control of herself as she turns. I have always been a fan.

And saying she looks like a beached whale is an exaggeration…she looks like an average girl, just prettier, and more successful.

I like her.

I think she is still a great dancer and has great control of herself as she turns. I have always been a fan.

And saying she looks like a beached whale is an exaggeration…she looks like an average girl, just prettier, and more successful.

I like her.

Ohhhhhhh yikes………

Haters!!! #16 she is not dancing in public, she’s at rehearsal, and as usual every move is being photographed. She’s not like every other anorexic bitch in the rags where all they’re doing is changing clothes 6 times a day, being photographed coming out of a salon and shopping. She could wallow in her misery, but she’s trying to do something with her life, with a newborn and a deadbeat husband, all in a fishbowl. I know it’s fun to hate on people here, but I had to set up and be the One For Britney this time.

Gabi, Gabi, Gabi. AVERAGE girl? Great dancer? Anna Nicole was an “average girl” being a “great dancer” well before Britney got out of her “daddy’s little whore Dance School” and Brit’s doing a great job of getting as fat and foul as Anna was prior to the latest drug addictions.

It’s like watchin a Whale chase a sardine. “THERE SHE BLOWS”

Yikes! Sad. K-Fed ruined a perfectly good second rate star.

It’s like watchin a WHALE chase a TicTac!
“THERE SHE BLOWS”

Yikes! Sad. K-Fed ruined a perfectly good second rate star.

It’s like watchin a WHALE chase a TicTac!
“THERE SHE BLOWS”

It’s like watchin a WHALE chase a TicTac!
“THERE SHE BLOWS”

Sorry 4 da duplicate post…
Freakin Whales!

Were the music and dance moves supposed to go together? Cause the dancin’ looked a little “skanky ho” (like the good old days of dancin’ with the snake) for what sounds like a ballad (supposedly).

At least she can move and do some interesting poses, unlike Lindsay, Ashlee, Jessica, Paris (I can’t believe she’s in that list), and all the other slut pop-tarts who just wear underwear and dry hump someone’s leg.

But then again, I didn’t watch all the video. K’Fed didn’t turn up and do some impressive moves?

I love how the only positive thing we can point out is her being able to kick high, lol. Wow, big accomplishment. She’s just a chubby girl doing the same 5 dance moves she’s done since the mid 90′s. This video just solidified the sadness that is now Britney Spears.

This “scene” belongs in Napoleon Dynamite…

11. Posted by staticbumblebee
Erm, i can’t see the.. i guess, video. WTF? Anyone have a link or something?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0H7y1i2kpY&eurl=

wow I think she looks really good. How can you say she’s a whale? She looks great, maybe a little curvier than she did before the baby

I’m so excited about her returning to the music industry

I think she looks great. How can you say she’s a whale? She looks really good, maybe a little curvier than before the baby but there’s nothing wrong w/that.

I can’t wait for her to return to the music industry

Looks like Spears is practicing her new dance move: the “Shamu Slide”. That, or the “KFC Shuffle”.

Curvier? Duckboy, get a dictionary. Better yet, get a life.