This is a video of Britney Spears during an April dance session featuring a new demo from her new album “To My Sister (Little Me).” I don’t want to say it’s bad, but it looks like something the fat emo girl who sat in the back of highschool literature would make. Britney should give up on trying to look sexy and just embrace her new image of ‘beached whale.’
Thanks to the very skinny Anmari more of the tip.
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Gerald Tarrant | April 11, 2006 at 6:17 pm
Dickey Mo, Dickey Mo.
staticbumblebee | April 11, 2006 at 6:17 pm
First!
By the way, no one gives a shit about Jamie Lynn Spears.
Ali | April 11, 2006 at 6:18 pm
OMG…that is so sad. Do you think she is home right now, viewing the video and sobbing into her Cheetos?
And the nanny pushing that kid back and forth in a stroller just added to the sadness of it all.
staticbumblebee | April 11, 2006 at 6:19 pm
FUCK. I guess i’ll take second…
ohyeahallie | April 11, 2006 at 6:20 pm
she’s so ridiculous looking. she looks like my sister, who by the way has had about 13987 abortions and lives in some trailor out in the boonies. I feel so bad for this girl. she should just not even try.
staticbumblebee | April 11, 2006 at 6:21 pm
10 bucks says Jamie Lynn gets knocked up before her 15th.
vbgcgirl | April 11, 2006 at 6:21 pm
She will prevail. Oh yes, she will prevail.
sammmmmmmmmm | April 11, 2006 at 6:23 pm
big booty = more balance for spins
staple the stomach, please.
tits_on_snack | April 11, 2006 at 6:23 pm
i’m reminded of the scene in Donnie Darko where Cherita’s dancing to that swan thing.
Proteon | April 11, 2006 at 6:25 pm
Shes turning into one of her fans. Oh well, better than turning into one of, well whatever people who study her every move with hatred can be called.
You. And you over there.
staticbumblebee | April 11, 2006 at 6:25 pm
Erm, i can’t see the.. i guess, video. WTF? Anyone have a link or something?
colormeskanky | April 11, 2006 at 6:32 pm
oh fuck off, she’s still a good dancer and she’s just a little chubby– she doesn’t look that bad. at least she’s doing something besides walking around drinking a smoothie, which she seemed to do for 2 years straight.
Ultraviolins | April 11, 2006 at 6:32 pm
But why is the baby being pushed in circles by a constipated-looking nanny? So the baby can watch mommy’s career comeback? So the mommy doesn’t feel guilty for having a child for the wrong reasons? So the baby can develop an eating disorder before she can speak?
The Pharmacist | April 11, 2006 at 6:36 pm
Oh my god how much do you guys think she weighs- seriously…. I’m gonna guess 140…. that’s being nice.
The baby in the stroller being pushed by the nanny is the icing on the cake! Is the song about Jamie Lynn?
The Pharmacist | April 11, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Yeah colormeskanky, those “smoothies” are frappucinos from Starbucks and they pack close to 500 calories each! That’s for the medium sized “grande”… and you know that crazy b#tch was drinking venti <—large!
anmarileelee | April 11, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Yay my tip was posted! woot…hehe
What I love most is the ratty hair and the weirdo tye dye shirt she is wearing. She hasn’t danced in public in ages…you would think she would try to clean up a little.
Meghann | April 11, 2006 at 6:40 pm
That looks a lot like something I made up in my junior high dance PE class.
ablet | April 11, 2006 at 6:40 pm
I love pants with a message on the ass.
InsomniActress | April 11, 2006 at 6:41 pm
I think she’s actually losing the baby weight at a healthy rate. She was far too skinny before the pregnancy. Hopefully she’ll find a happy medium.
Celetina | April 11, 2006 at 6:41 pm
“Little Me”? Er, um, ah…I don’t mean to sound rude, Miss Spears, but…sit down, this might be a bit of a shock…
YOUR SISTER HAS AN INDEPENDENT IDENTITY.
SHE IS NOT YOU. YOU CANNOT RECLAIM YOUR FAT (I don’t think she’s chubby, but she’s definitely fat on the inside. She has a very fat soul) FLAILING SELF THROUGH HER.
LET HER GO.
Free Jamie Lynn!
Sdvora | April 11, 2006 at 6:42 pm
Hey, can you kick that high? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
krisdylee | April 11, 2006 at 6:44 pm
call me ishamel….
Trotter | April 11, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Beluga Whale having Grand Mal Seizure after gorging itself on pork rinds and white zinfandel
Ramdonomo | April 11, 2006 at 6:46 pm
#13? ::So the baby can develop an eating disorder before she can speak?::
The baby? Is a boy.
And okay, so the dancing is kinda lame, but hey, she can still kick HELLA high. And grab her leg. I dunno, maybe she can make a comeback.
I’m a little concerned with her dropping the baby on it’s head and six days later, taking it to the hospital, hence the visit from Child Protective Services. Yeah, check Star.com for more on the previous Superficial article.
EvilFiend | April 11, 2006 at 6:59 pm
you’ll all be eating your words, she will be back and be better than ever by the time the year is done…
and on the same subject, is is this website going to put some pics of janet jackson up again?… shes already droped most of the weight…
Trotter | April 11, 2006 at 7:02 pm
Hey 24 – She’s been able to get her legs up like that since she took her first dance class at age 4 on the brass pole at John’s Hitchin Post. Not something to be proud of.
Jacq | April 11, 2006 at 7:03 pm
Can I point out that each one of those moves is in each of her dance ensembles? She’s big on the head roll and moving around the arms – guess it’s easier to lip sync that way or something. Watch her performance from the last SNL she guested on and you’ll know what I mean.
MissAppropriated | April 11, 2006 at 7:04 pm
Is it just me or are the dance movements completely inappropriate for the song?
seaglass | April 11, 2006 at 7:06 pm
This song is for her sister?
Looks like a Brazilian ass-shaker to me.
Can I say that? Ass-shaker?
TaiTai | April 11, 2006 at 7:11 pm
Just wondering if anyone else noticed the great “ads by Google” that popped up with this article: “Orca Kayaking Adventures” and “Baja Grey Whale Watching.” Nicely done!
gabi | April 11, 2006 at 7:12 pm
I think she is still a great dancer and has great control of herself as she turns. I have always been a fan.
And saying she looks like a beached whale is an exaggeration…she looks like an average girl, just prettier, and more successful.
I like her.
gabi | April 11, 2006 at 7:13 pm
I think she is still a great dancer and has great control of herself as she turns. I have always been a fan.
And saying she looks like a beached whale is an exaggeration…she looks like an average girl, just prettier, and more successful.
I like her.
Shelley Bonnechance | April 11, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Ohhhhhhh yikes………
Libraesque | April 11, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Haters!!! #16 she is not dancing in public, she’s at rehearsal, and as usual every move is being photographed. She’s not like every other anorexic bitch in the rags where all they’re doing is changing clothes 6 times a day, being photographed coming out of a salon and shopping. She could wallow in her misery, but she’s trying to do something with her life, with a newborn and a deadbeat husband, all in a fishbowl. I know it’s fun to hate on people here, but I had to set up and be the One For Britney this time.
Trotter | April 11, 2006 at 7:21 pm
Gabi, Gabi, Gabi. AVERAGE girl? Great dancer? Anna Nicole was an “average girl” being a “great dancer” well before Britney got out of her “daddy’s little whore Dance School” and Brit’s doing a great job of getting as fat and foul as Anna was prior to the latest drug addictions.
Craig & "em" | April 11, 2006 at 7:25 pm
It’s like watchin a Whale chase a sardine. “THERE SHE BLOWS”
Bellisima | April 11, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Yikes! Sad. K-Fed ruined a perfectly good second rate star.
Craig & "em" | April 11, 2006 at 7:26 pm
It’s like watchin a WHALE chase a TicTac!
“THERE SHE BLOWS”
Bellisima | April 11, 2006 at 7:27 pm
Yikes! Sad. K-Fed ruined a perfectly good second rate star.
Craig & "em" | April 11, 2006 at 7:27 pm
It’s like watchin a WHALE chase a TicTac!
“THERE SHE BLOWS”
Craig & "em" | April 11, 2006 at 7:31 pm
It’s like watchin a WHALE chase a TicTac!
“THERE SHE BLOWS”
Craig & "em" | April 11, 2006 at 7:33 pm
Sorry 4 da duplicate post…
Freakin Whales!
KatieA978 | April 11, 2006 at 7:34 pm
Were the music and dance moves supposed to go together? Cause the dancin’ looked a little “skanky ho” (like the good old days of dancin’ with the snake) for what sounds like a ballad (supposedly).
At least she can move and do some interesting poses, unlike Lindsay, Ashlee, Jessica, Paris (I can’t believe she’s in that list), and all the other slut pop-tarts who just wear underwear and dry hump someone’s leg.
But then again, I didn’t watch all the video. K’Fed didn’t turn up and do some impressive moves?
shoefly | April 11, 2006 at 7:38 pm
I love how the only positive thing we can point out is her being able to kick high, lol. Wow, big accomplishment. She’s just a chubby girl doing the same 5 dance moves she’s done since the mid 90′s. This video just solidified the sadness that is now Britney Spears.
AprylA | April 11, 2006 at 7:48 pm
This “scene” belongs in Napoleon Dynamite…
gossipmonger | April 11, 2006 at 7:51 pm
11. Posted by staticbumblebee
Erm, i can’t see the.. i guess, video. WTF? Anyone have a link or something?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0H7y1i2kpY&eurl=
DuckBoy | April 11, 2006 at 7:54 pm
wow I think she looks really good. How can you say she’s a whale? She looks great, maybe a little curvier than she did before the baby
I’m so excited about her returning to the music industry
DuckBoy | April 11, 2006 at 7:56 pm
I think she looks great. How can you say she’s a whale? She looks really good, maybe a little curvier than before the baby but there’s nothing wrong w/that.
I can’t wait for her to return to the music industry
Star Maker Machinery | April 11, 2006 at 7:56 pm
Looks like Spears is practicing her new dance move: the “Shamu Slide”. That, or the “KFC Shuffle”.
Trotter | April 11, 2006 at 8:11 pm
Curvier? Duckboy, get a dictionary. Better yet, get a life.