Britney Spears’ dad won’t even let her see booze
Seen here in London over the weekend, Britney Spears’ dad Jamie runs things backstage with an iron fist and has prohibited anyone from drinking within eyesight of Britney. The Sun reports:
Britney’s family have issued the blanket ban on any areas that the star might pass through on her way from dressing room to stage – and staff have been asked to sign contracts promising that no booze will be available.
A source at the venue says: “Following her problems with alcohol, Britney had requested that everywhere backstage is alcohol free. Her family is monitoring the situation very carefully and we’ve been made to sign contracts promising not to drink or allow any of the VIP guests to have alcohol in any of the backstage areas that Britney could use. It is very important to Britney that she doesn’t see anybody drinking in her presence.”
Before I begin, let me crack open a cold, refreshing beer that makes all my problems go away. *sips* Ahh! Delicious. Now where was I? Right, Britney’s drinking. Her dad is definitely making the right move. After seeing her breasts flopping around in 2007, it’s best for everyone if Britney is kept away from the sauce. I mean, all drinking really does is give you an incredible feeling of self-worth and guarantees no one will take your kids. Plus it tastes like chicken.
NOTE: You should’ve paid the ransom, England. Muahaha!