Britney Spears’ father Jamie won a decisive court battle yesterday and will remain the conservatorship over Britney’s affairs until February 14. Attorney Adam Streisand (Barbara’s cousin. Seriously.) was hired by Britney to contest the conservatorship, but it was determined that Britney is essentially too crazy to know what’s going on, according to People:
A court-appointed lawyer for Britney Spears, Samuel Ingham, was also present, and testified that he met with her at the hospital Sunday for 15 minutes.
He added that in his opinion the pop star “does not understand the nature of these proceedings” or their impact on her future. He added, “I think she lacks the capacity” to hire a private lawyer.
Jamie Spears then revealed that Sam Flufluftfi (sp?) refused to open his door when the court tried to serve him papers:
By the hearing’s end, the court ordered Spears to have no contact, direct or indirect, by phone, email, text message or any other means with Lutfi, a court spokesman said, and an attempt to serve Lutfi with a revised restraining order would occur.
So it’s what? February 2008? And people are just now coming to the conclusion that Britney Spears has no freaking clue what she’s doing? Amazing. I could’ve told you years ago that Britney would sign any legal document in the world in exchange for a pony. Granted it was life-sized and made of chocolate. Throw in a soft nougaty center, and I’m pretty sure she’d give you a kidney. If not both.
RichPort | February 5, 2008 at 10:05 am
This would have a whole different meaning if the story was about Jessica Simpson…
bobo5anik | February 5, 2008 at 10:11 am
I like her. Many celebrities also think she is talented. Her blog is very hot at “SearchingMillionaire.com”. It’s a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people.
Jimbo | February 5, 2008 at 10:17 am
Is this a picture of Britney during play time at the looney bin. Is she driving her pretend car and making zoom zoom noises??
kirsten dunst | February 5, 2008 at 10:21 am
yea um who cares
Auntie Kryst | February 5, 2008 at 10:23 am
Britney really is fucked now. If she can’t even get a heeb lawyer (a Streisand no less) to bail her out of this mishagash, it’s over. It’s time for Britney’s father to crack open a PBR and crank up the Nickelback, it’s paartay time.
Poopinyourbutt | February 5, 2008 at 10:27 am
Lets start a petition to have her committed.
Britney S. | February 5, 2008 at 10:28 am
i think i ….um i mean this britney girl, is really nice! oh look! a pen! CIRCLES! i can draw a circle! preety! um.. I think peeple shud leave me alone. i mean Britney alone. she has nice teeth. the tooth fairy loves me. la la la la la la la la la la la la la. adnan? where’s adnan luv?
mixedmartialartvideos.com | February 5, 2008 at 10:37 am
hate to say this.. but scientology might help her @ this point
mixedmartialartvideos.com | February 5, 2008 at 10:41 am
hate to say this.. but scientology might help her @ this point
Ript1&0 | February 5, 2008 at 10:41 am
Not having Brit around is killing me!! I’m having withdrawals, majorly. What did she do this morning? What did she have for lunch? I got used to knowing these kinds of things everyday, and now……. nothing. Nothing. Wait – nothing?? For how long??? For how many weeks, people???
I mean, what if she gets out and is on all these brain meds and not going out everynight again? What then? How will I know when to get sunglasses with the G on them, or bad hair extensions? I even got boots man, I was rocking some serious top of the head mall hair and now – who can I take my cues from???????
Don’t tell me I have to figure out how to dress badly all by myself.
anglefan | February 5, 2008 at 10:42 am
On the brite side, new album “Blackout” really rocks all the way….awesome beats. The rave reviews she has gotten from Rolling Stone, AP, CNN, and USA Today are definitely deserved. I found her on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named (MillMatch.com) or something. Her blogs said she is optimistic this time.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | February 5, 2008 at 10:43 am
hate to say this.. but scientology might help her @ this point
MONDO | February 5, 2008 at 10:43 am
This looks like the last thing a paparazzo will see when Britney loses it.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | February 5, 2008 at 10:46 am
oops sorry guys, the page kept failing
MeLikeCunt | February 5, 2008 at 10:46 am
Her fathers name is Jamie. Her mothers name is Lyn. Her sisters name is Jamie-Lyn.
Get it?
Auntie Kryst | February 5, 2008 at 10:49 am
@11 You filthy cunt, you managed to piss me off two ways. One you’re a filthy fucking dating scam spammer. Secondly you’re trying to promote the Fucktard’s shitty music. “The rave reviews” you goddamn twat. Anglefan, stupid name, geometry sucks. Who the fuck gave Asia access to the internet, look what we have to deal with now.
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OlderMom_1959 | February 5, 2008 at 10:56 am
i found the pilates to be too strenuous so now i im walking every day. does anyone know if south beach works?
Drug dealer on speed dial | February 5, 2008 at 10:58 am
Hey, Brit.
When you get back the first hit is FREE!
ADemers | February 5, 2008 at 11:00 am
Geez… not a hell of a lot to write about once this crazy has been put away, eh?
zuzuspetals | February 5, 2008 at 11:06 am
Excellent question, OlderMom.
Yes, south beach definitely works- or any diet that’s geared toward controlling insulin. If you control your insulin you can control your weight. I’ve known this for years. I’m 43 and I’m still the same weight I was in high school.
As for Britney- well, I have mixed feelings. I can’t help but think that her dad might have been a factor in getting her to where she is now. It seems like there must be a reason why she hates him so much.
zuzuspetals | February 5, 2008 at 11:09 am
Excellent question, OlderMom.
Yes, south beach definitely works- or any diet that’s geared toward controlling insulin. If you control your insulin you can control your weight. I’ve known this for years. I’m 43 and I’m still the same weight I was in high school. I walk regularly, too.
Good luck.
zuzuspetals | February 5, 2008 at 11:18 am
Sorry for the double (now triple) post. The page disappeared and I thought it was lost and I forgot what I had said the first time.
To continue:
I hope Britney’s dad has her best interests at heart and that he’s not some abusive control freak who got her into this mess in the first place, emotionally speaking. I wish her all the best. I’m sure those two kids miss their mom.
D. Richards (Saint.) | February 5, 2008 at 11:45 am
You want to know how awesome god is? A court has found Britney Spears too insane to comprehend her own surroundings.
That’s pretty goddamn awesome!
Hey Jude (hay jew?) | February 5, 2008 at 12:30 pm
So Britney hired horseface’s cousin to plead:
Papa, can you hear me?
Papa, can you see me?
Papa can you find me in the night?
Papa are you near me?
Papa, can you hear me?
Papa, can you help me not be frightened?
Looking at the skies I seem to see
A million eyes which ones are yours?
Where are you now that yesterday
Has waved goodbye
And closed its doors?
The night is so much darker;
The wind is so much colder;
The world I see is so much bigger
Now that I’m alone.
Papa, please forgive me.
Try to understand me;
Papa, don’t you know I had no choice?
Can you hear me praying,
Anything I’m saying
Even though the night is filled with voices?
I remember everything you taught me
Every book 1′ve ever read…
Can all the words in all the books
Help me to face what lies ahead?
The trees are so much taller
And I feel so much smaller;
The moon is twice as lonely
And the stars are half as bright…
Papa, how I love you…
Papa, how I need you.
Papa, how I miss you
Kissing me good night…
shanipie | February 5, 2008 at 12:44 pm
HAHAHA she lacks the capacity BWAHAHAHAHA!
Finally legal proof that she isn’t actually insane,crazy,bipolar what have you…she’s just DUMB. Just your everyday run of the mill STUPID.
Why does everyone want to put a big name to every problem. Can’t people just be flat out retarded anymore?
She is too dumb to be bipolar or crazy, she’s just a mental mess. People think because she used to put on a good show that she was smart. you could tell in every interaction, every interview, that she was not “with it”. And as soon as she stopped being micro managed and took over her own life, it all went to hell. I mean if her money wasn’t already put in management by other people prior to her “making her own decisions” she’d be broke cuz she is just a redneck DUMBASS
giggly pants | February 5, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Every time I see that picture of Britney, I laugh till I wet my pants.
That picture captures her to a T…. It’s the grand epitome of Britney
Way ta go Fish. You owe me some panties
woodhorse | February 5, 2008 at 1:43 pm
zuzuspetals – I may have developed Schizophrenia from avidly reading The Superficial but I am believing that OlderMom is a diabolically clever joke.
zuzuspetals | February 5, 2008 at 2:45 pm
woodhorse-
Perhaps zuzuspetals is a joke as well.
zuzuspetals | February 5, 2008 at 2:47 pm
woodhorse-
Whether OlderMom is a joke or not, the south beach remains an excellent question. There are awful lot of overweight people in this country.
zuzuspetals | February 5, 2008 at 2:47 pm
woodhorse-
Whether OlderMom is a joke or not, the south beach remains an excellent question. There are awful lot of overweight people in this country.
causeyourhot.com | February 5, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Get your save Britney t-shirt
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SAVE BRITNEY
amonster | February 5, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Everytime I hear/read about Britney Spears I want to vomit. She’s such a joke and her life is pointless.
If I may be so inclined, I want to put forward the idea of this website setting up a poll so the readers can vote on whether or not we want to hear anymore about Britney Spears.
tom petty and the lipsinkers | February 5, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Oh Britanny you are so full of yourself you are imploding …..look, my advice, write a will donating all your millions to some worthy charity and then do yourself in….any method will do …. hoping you ‘ll be reincarnated as a descent human being who lives in Billings Montana and cares for developmentally handicapped people for a living.
poo | February 6, 2008 at 2:46 am
the plastic things in front look like her boobs