Britney Spears’ dad granted permanent conservatorship

October 29th, 2008 // 36 Comments

Britney Spears’ father Jamie Spears was granted a permanent conservatorship over her personal and financial affairs yesterday. The temporary conservatorship was set to expire Dec. 31, but everyone including Britney, agreed she can’t be left to her own devices. Us Magazine reports:

But after a lengthy closed-chambers meeting Tuesday and evaluation of her mental health records, Spears’ court-appointed attorney told the court commissioner that the singer had no objections with her father remaining in control.
“The court finds the proposed permanent conservatorship is necessary and appropriate [because of the] complexities of her financial and business entities and also potential for her being susceptible to influences,” said Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz, who has been presiding over the case.

So, basically Britney Spears is still fucking crazy and always just one bad influence away from flashing her vagina and snorting coke off Jayden’s Power Wheels. – But buy her new album Circus on Dec 2nd. Your kids’ll love it!

SUSIE: Britney’s new album!! EEEE! Santa did get my letter!
MOM: He sure did. Merry Christmas, honey.
SUSIE: I’m gonna rob a KFC, y’all!
MOM: Ha ha, oh, Susie… No, wait, she’s serious. Get out of the gun cabinet!

Photo: WENN

  1. alishia


  2. andy7171


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  4. bno

    Brit is always the focus of men. Some of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

  5. mimi

    FISH-NUTZ! Stop trying to be what you are not.

    You are not a reporter. You are NOT respected!

    News FLASH…. you don’t need a team to tell you when you suck!


    Britney is getting her life on track and YOU are STILL AN ASSHOLE!

  6. @5 Didn’t get laid last night??

  7. FRIST!!!

    Anyone notice that all the traditionally Blue states are also the states with the highest population of blacks? Why do you think that is?

    Let’s see, Democrats take white peoples money away. Blacks produce nothing, don’t have jobs, and need money. Democrats give the white peoples money to the Blacks.

    Pretty simple equation if you ask me. The Blacks need the Democrats as much as the Democrats need the Blacks. That way the Democrats can keep their voting factories (housing projects) producing more product.

    Also, if you think I’m being racist, or that whites are racist, suck on this:

    99% of all Blacks in America are voting for the Black guy. So who’s the real racists?

    Blacks have always been the bigger racists. White people are generally forgiving and accepting. It’s the Blacks that can’t accept equality. Blacks have MORE opportunity’s to improve their lives in this country than anyone else. The gov’t has made them MORE equal than any other race. Yet they are virtually unchanged over the past 200 years.

    Why is it that every race of people on the planet can come to this country and thrive within a generation? Yet these stupid Blacks seem to be content with complete and utter failure. They are unable to thrive, and are steeped in failure and dependance on the government. And all they can do is blame it on “Whitey”, rather than take responsiblilty for their own lives. Fuck em, they deserve their station in life. Pathetic subhuman leeches.

    I’m just stating the facts here, don’t care if you like it or not…..

  8. Why do people need superfish to be funny constantly? what is he a tap dancing monkey?

  9. LL

    So it’s official: Britney Spears is a retard. It’s not mean to say if it’s all official-like. I mean, I’d still say it, but I’d feel a little bad about it.

  10. Aldo Nova

    Does this mean that daddy gets gets first access to the goods?

  11. ParahSalin

    #7. I agree almost 100%

    but let us focus on britney
    never mind
    she isn’t that great

  12. Finally she is starting to look good again. Now I can go back to masterbating and think of Britney.

    Obama is a socialist plain and simple. McCain is just a liberal. Pick the lesser of two evils unless you want your taxes raised and YOUR wealth redistributed to those who don’t earn it.

  13. elema

    So happy…
    My best friends linda told me she met a handsome guy at a club called [___""___] where many sexy singles how like sports there.I’m a white girl, can I meet my handsome guy there? Single guys, will you find your girl there?

  14. hedgehog

    I’ll make a prediction that 5 years from now we’ll find out that her father has embezzled all her money.
    I can foresee a great career as a call girl for Britney.
    But then I ask myself, “who would want 5 year older Britney poontang ?”

  15. Dan

    Well finally she is a great singer and a great mother, good enough…

  16. Captain-Insano

    #5: Are you retarded or something?

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  18. mimi

    8. Rough Daddy; FISH-ASS is NEVER funny!

    16. Captain-Insano; you call yourself INSANE and I’M retarded? IDIOT!

  19. Sport

    go to ___mywebsite.org____ because I think you people are all so challenged you would take the time to type my fucked up celebrity site into your browser.

    Fuck off trolls.

  20. Fuzz Martin

    Your ads pretty much suck ass. All the underlines and shit. Ugh.

    Carry on.

  21. Katherine

    Why are people using threads on The Superficial, specially on stories that focus on, above all people, Britney Spears, to promote there political views. If you want people to listen to your crap, go con CNN or Fox News threads where they will be more appreciated. When I come to the Superficial I come to have a good laugh and talk smack about ridiculous celebrities and there frivolous antics. GET WITH IT!

  22. Let me tell you a story…VEGAS STYLIE!!!!! A couple years ago, my buddies and I were rolling 3P (pai gow, powder, pussy). Things weren’t going as planned, however. I was losing. HARD. Normally I’d take it out on a stripper, but dude, cash was getting low. I ended up watching my buddy push rope on a she-male call girl for a few hours…not a pretty sight, i could barely rub one out while watching it.

    But here’s the punchlne! My buddy looks exactly like Adnan Ghalib…and that pay-for-pounding-princess looks exactly like the black-wig Brit Brit from the “Womanizer” video! So every time I see Brit on here, I think back to that night and feel like hate fucking myself for the poor memory! CLASSIC!

  23. Joe

    Images in RSS are *still* broken. The only person more stupid than Britney is whoever the fuck you have running your tech department. There, I said it.

  24. sarah

    is it just me or is jayden crying and reaching for someone else, say the nanny?

  25. This pretty much means she’s f*cked up more than anyone originally thought. Wow. It’s pretty hard to gain a “permanent” conservatorship over someone.

  26. goawayforeverbritney

    ha ha! yeah, her own kid doesn’t even want her to hold him! what a loser! she can’t take care of her own money or her own kids. ha ha. loser. i would be happy if i never had to see another pic of this chick or have to turn the radio another time because one of her lame ass songs came on.

  27. mike

    So, does the mean her daddy would have to watch while I pounded her in her more and more delicious looking ass? Just wondering…

  28. biteme

    Congratulations America. You have made an insane woman the #1 pop star in the country. Keep up the good work in Iraq and Afghanistan.

  29. RaraAvis

    Jamie Spears should be nominated for a Nobel Peace Price. Seriously. He’s surrendered his own life to be a guard dog for his daughter, and I guarantee it wasn’t his idea for her to be in the business. ‘cough’ lynnspears ‘cough’

  30. RaraAvis

    Prize!! I meant Nobel Peace Prize!!

  31. this picture is specially taken on & with SPOILED pumpkins for:
    - ALL NAIVE AMERICANS, folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  35. Amy, Austin Personal Trainers

    At least she knows her limits now. It shows some wisdom.

  36. Lemuel

    I don’t think Britney needed her father running her life forever i think that she just needed someone to help her get control of her life and back in focus…..

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