Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were in court today for a custody hearing that actually had a happy ending. Both were seen leaving the courthouse in high spirits. Especially Britney who now has overnight visits with her sons. Unfortunately, she destroyed both their beds using them to slide down the stairs when her dad wasn’t home. What? She doesn’t know how to work the TV. TMZ reports:
Sources tell us Brit Brit, who has been slowly gaining visitation back inch by inch, has made such progress the Commish agreed in court today she’s ready to have sons Jayden James and Sean Preston with her overnight. We hear Britney’s parenting coach Lisa Hacker was at the hearing today, and answered several questions from the Commish.
It should be noted that, in an unprecedented legal decision, Kevin was granted permission to arm Jayden with a gun during the overnights. At first everyone gasped, then slowly started nodding their heads when they realized it was actually the greatest idea in the history of law. As for Britney, she just sat quietly and ate paper from a legal pad. “Why doesn’t this taste like bananas?” she thought.
FIRST CUNT
meh your a SAD CUNT !
oh blort!
She should’ve been denied visitation based on those God-awful shoes she is wearing. I’d bet money she is hiding a bologna sandwich in one of them.
Oh, #1 – you really should douche
Why can’t people leave Brit alone, i think people who are insecure are minding her business,,,I think our society has done this to her, anyways i am happy
for her!!! cheers!!!
She looks like Nanook of Malibu.
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Anyone notice that someone spunked on her Nanook boots? Or is that gravy from her last snack?
Looks like Bit-Bit has been shitting the carpet again. Brit better get a minion to clean up the trailer before Child Welfare brings over the kids.
Could she at LEAST wash her hair? I don’t get it! And those dirty, nasty, stained boots? In SUMMER? With that hideous dress? She is obviously still mental, hello? Watch for some great coverage at her house soon with the boys soon. Sigh.
OMGF brit look so goofd here and wowo look at har face is so happy and overtops and stuff. that guy in red shirt that hold her hand is not somone Ive ssen before or since the other times. brit the only that cna where a foil dress and get way withit becuasue she fashon meca and leads us to tell all of us what to weahre and when. LOL, thnak god.
@10
Dude, where’d you get the Ludes’ cause I want some?
I guarantee that shit on those rotten, synthetic wool boots is leftover fudge topping from a binge last night
maybe the kids can spit shine them boots for her!
What does she have on those awful galoshes she’s wearing? Seriously looks like poop………………
@10
“foil dress” OMGF that was funny, thnak yuo!!
Pretty sad when your biggest acomplishment in the last year is getting YOUR OWN children for overnight visits. Hopefully the little buggers will send her right over the edge this time.
Those glasses do nothing for her tenhead.
Grandma? Is that you?
I recognize that flaccid skin on the chest and arms, the patchy skin tones.
This can’t be the same girl who was so hot and toned 5+ years ago!
Somebody should study what this bitch did to destroy such a naturally hot physique.
(shudders in disgust)
mamma alwaays siad that boots r likke a boxt of chocolutes.
Some people don’t age very well. Even at age 26.
BOOTS !!!!
I LOVE EM !!!
Short boots-tall boots-in between boots – It’s my personal statement to the world … “Get Fucked”!!!
I wear them because nobody else has the stones to. It’s one of the things I do
(and I do MANY-MANY things ….*wink*) that sets me apart from the rest of Hollywood.
Brti,
Before our own dear Randal makes one of his brilliant observations, let me commend you on that cheery outfit. Only you could carry off such kicky colors with that infectious smile and that glowing , healthy skin..
Sandra
Amazing what a properly delivered handjob can buy you nowadays
Same stupid pics from yesterday FISH?? You suck balls. At least give us some news photos to make fun of with a new Brit post. You lazy assmunch.
Bad idea, this whore is evil, those kids are not safe in her care. She will end up killing them. Poor kids.
i’m getting really tired of being stretched back like this. dammit woman, let me breathe.
Does she have really ugly feet because she wears boots all year long. I thought that stupid fashion thing when out of style when Tims stopped being so popular.
Okay, we’re back at the ubiquitous fucking stain. Can’t she wear anything that’s not stained with some sort of spooge. WTF!!!!!!!!
My 80 year old grandma has the same dress.
wtf is she WEARING!
With a pair of black heels she could have looked practically normal here! Sheesh.
Riding down the stairs on a mattress?? That was funny! I remembering doing that as a kid.
“fashon meca” oh for fuxake Brit, we know you write here as anexio, come out of the coma already would you …
FOR HOW LONG?
(btw: Is there already snow in LOUISIANA?
but I though there never was?
DEEP SOUTH, isn’t it?)
Why hasn’t anyone mentioned those ridiculous shoes Brit’s been wearing? She’s lives in LA and it’s fuckin hot. Where is her stylist?
I guess since the pop star era is basically over, she’s into construction now??
Seriously, she probably got tired of taking flak for going everywhere barefoot, so she decided to go to the opposite extreme. Undoubtedly it seems to her a reasonable response…
If someone decides to make a movie of her life (art imitating life imitating art, etc. etc. ad nauseam), the Genesis album, ‘Duke’ would be the perfect soundtrack. Especially the songs, ‘Duchess’ and ‘Cul de Sac’.
Dear Brit Brit,
Blood on the boots? Try a heavier pad next time, mmmkay??
I don’t know why I’m even bothering to comment. I mean, great if she gets to see her kids more but would you want to be seen with Mommy in public wearing this outfit? All this woman does is shop, so obviously there’s money in her bank for hiring a stylist. I get that she wears boots to hide chubby legs and with all her money, I’ve seen her a million times in her old tired brown ones, and now these with a stain on them? C’mon Brit, can you not at least style your hair, pull it into a neat ponytail, wear a hat other than a KFed Fedora, loose the boots in Summer and for Godssake learn to use make up? Bare Minerals would do wonders for her, and lay off the bright lipstick, we aren’t in the 80′s. Yeah I’m being bitchy, maybe I need another coffee…
Beer blasts with mommy, Horray!
I’ve seen homeless people better dressed and groomed than Britney.