Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were in court today for a custody hearing that actually had a happy ending. Both were seen leaving the courthouse in high spirits. Especially Britney who now has overnight visits with her sons. Unfortunately, she destroyed both their beds using them to slide down the stairs when her dad wasn’t home. What? She doesn’t know how to work the TV. TMZ reports:
Sources tell us Brit Brit, who has been slowly gaining visitation back inch by inch, has made such progress the Commish agreed in court today she’s ready to have sons Jayden James and Sean Preston with her overnight. We hear Britney’s parenting coach Lisa Hacker was at the hearing today, and answered several questions from the Commish.
It should be noted that, in an unprecedented legal decision, Kevin was granted permission to arm Jayden with a gun during the overnights. At first everyone gasped, then slowly started nodding their heads when they realized it was actually the greatest idea in the history of law. As for Britney, she just sat quietly and ate paper from a legal pad. “Why doesn’t this taste like bananas?” she thought.
rebecc | June 24, 2008 at 4:11 pm
FIRST CUNT
titsXD | June 24, 2008 at 4:12 pm
meh your a SAD CUNT !
http://www.VoteRobot.org | June 24, 2008 at 4:12 pm
oh blort!
sportsdvl | June 24, 2008 at 4:14 pm
She should’ve been denied visitation based on those God-awful shoes she is wearing. I’d bet money she is hiding a bologna sandwich in one of them.
Oh, #1 – you really should douche
SUN set | June 24, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Why can’t people leave Brit alone, i think people who are insecure are minding her business,,,I think our society has done this to her, anyways i am happy
for her!!! cheers!!!
havoc | June 24, 2008 at 4:25 pm
She looks like Nanook of Malibu.
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Blah | June 24, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Anyone notice that someone spunked on her Nanook boots? Or is that gravy from her last snack?
tight lipped smiler | June 24, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Looks like Bit-Bit has been shitting the carpet again. Brit better get a minion to clean up the trailer before Child Welfare brings over the kids.
Lipper | June 24, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Could she at LEAST wash her hair? I don’t get it! And those dirty, nasty, stained boots? In SUMMER? With that hideous dress? She is obviously still mental, hello? Watch for some great coverage at her house soon with the boys soon. Sigh.
Anexio | June 24, 2008 at 4:30 pm
OMGF brit look so goofd here and wowo look at har face is so happy and overtops and stuff. that guy in red shirt that hold her hand is not somone Ive ssen before or since the other times. brit the only that cna where a foil dress and get way withit becuasue she fashon meca and leads us to tell all of us what to weahre and when. LOL, thnak god.
Deacon Jones | June 24, 2008 at 4:40 pm
@10
Dude, where’d you get the Ludes’ cause I want some?
I guarantee that shit on those rotten, synthetic wool boots is leftover fudge topping from a binge last night
snarkymalarky | June 24, 2008 at 4:42 pm
maybe the kids can spit shine them boots for her!
She She | June 24, 2008 at 4:45 pm
What does she have on those awful galoshes she’s wearing? Seriously looks like poop………………
Auntie Kryst | June 24, 2008 at 4:46 pm
@10
“foil dress” OMGF that was funny, thnak yuo!!
Grunion | June 24, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Pretty sad when your biggest acomplishment in the last year is getting YOUR OWN children for overnight visits. Hopefully the little buggers will send her right over the edge this time.
FCS | June 24, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Those glasses do nothing for her tenhead.
Noman | June 24, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Grandma? Is that you?
I recognize that flaccid skin on the chest and arms, the patchy skin tones.
This can’t be the same girl who was so hot and toned 5+ years ago!
Somebody should study what this bitch did to destroy such a naturally hot physique.
(shudders in disgust)
I Spel and Gramer Good | June 24, 2008 at 5:09 pm
mamma alwaays siad that boots r likke a boxt of chocolutes.
Dumdidum | June 24, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Some people don’t age very well. Even at age 26.
Britneys Feet | June 24, 2008 at 5:40 pm
BOOTS !!!!
I LOVE EM !!!
Short boots-tall boots-in between boots – It’s my personal statement to the world … “Get Fucked”!!!
I wear them because nobody else has the stones to. It’s one of the things I do
(and I do MANY-MANY things ….*wink*) that sets me apart from the rest of Hollywood.
Sandra | June 24, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Brti,
Before our own dear Randal makes one of his brilliant observations, let me commend you on that cheery outfit. Only you could carry off such kicky colors with that infectious smile and that glowing , healthy skin..
Sandra
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | June 24, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Amazing what a properly delivered handjob can buy you nowadays
Trover | June 24, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Same stupid pics from yesterday FISH?? You suck balls. At least give us some news photos to make fun of with a new Brit post. You lazy assmunch.
d | June 24, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Bad idea, this whore is evil, those kids are not safe in her care. She will end up killing them. Poor kids.
britney's weave | June 24, 2008 at 7:18 pm
i’m getting really tired of being stretched back like this. dammit woman, let me breathe.
Zukyia | June 24, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Does she have really ugly feet because she wears boots all year long. I thought that stupid fashion thing when out of style when Tims stopped being so popular.
Thegrayway | June 24, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Okay, we’re back at the ubiquitous fucking stain. Can’t she wear anything that’s not stained with some sort of spooge. WTF!!!!!!!!
My Grandma wears it well | June 24, 2008 at 8:49 pm
My 80 year old grandma has the same dress.
CV | June 24, 2008 at 11:29 pm
wtf is she WEARING!
AliCat | June 24, 2008 at 11:55 pm
With a pair of black heels she could have looked practically normal here! Sheesh.
missywissy | June 25, 2008 at 12:35 am
Riding down the stairs on a mattress?? That was funny! I remembering doing that as a kid.
mental cripple | June 25, 2008 at 6:06 am
“fashon meca” oh for fuxake Brit, we know you write here as anexio, come out of the coma already would you …
gerard Vandenberg | June 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm
FOR HOW LONG?
(btw: Is there already snow in LOUISIANA?
but I though there never was?
DEEP SOUTH, isn’t it?)
Leslie | June 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Why hasn’t anyone mentioned those ridiculous shoes Brit’s been wearing? She’s lives in LA and it’s fuckin hot. Where is her stylist?
Boots | June 26, 2008 at 6:22 am
I guess since the pop star era is basically over, she’s into construction now??
Seriously, she probably got tired of taking flak for going everywhere barefoot, so she decided to go to the opposite extreme. Undoubtedly it seems to her a reasonable response…
If someone decides to make a movie of her life (art imitating life imitating art, etc. etc. ad nauseam), the Genesis album, ‘Duke’ would be the perfect soundtrack. Especially the songs, ‘Duchess’ and ‘Cul de Sac’.
whodatdare | June 26, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Dear Brit Brit,
Blood on the boots? Try a heavier pad next time, mmmkay??
Tori | June 29, 2008 at 10:18 am
I don’t know why I’m even bothering to comment. I mean, great if she gets to see her kids more but would you want to be seen with Mommy in public wearing this outfit? All this woman does is shop, so obviously there’s money in her bank for hiring a stylist. I get that she wears boots to hide chubby legs and with all her money, I’ve seen her a million times in her old tired brown ones, and now these with a stain on them? C’mon Brit, can you not at least style your hair, pull it into a neat ponytail, wear a hat other than a KFed Fedora, loose the boots in Summer and for Godssake learn to use make up? Bare Minerals would do wonders for her, and lay off the bright lipstick, we aren’t in the 80′s. Yeah I’m being bitchy, maybe I need another coffee…
douchebag Mcgee | July 3, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Beer blasts with mommy, Horray!
Nuri | July 19, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I’ve seen homeless people better dressed and groomed than Britney.