Britney Spears has been under investigation for child abuse and neglect by the Department of Children and Family Services, according to court documents released yesterday. The department tried to gain access to documents in her custody battle with Kevin Federline, but Britney requested in October to keep everything sealed, according to Page Six:
“I try to keep the children’s travel and transportation plans as confidential as possible in order to minimize the chances that unscrupulous journalists will gain unwelcome access to me and the boys. Such information greatly increases the chances that the actions of the media could threaten the safety of the children by, for example, causing a traffic accident or by exposing them to criminals who might target them for financial gain.”
A lawyer for Children’s Services filed this response to Britney’s request:
“Based upon its investigation to date, it should be noted that [the Department of Children and Family Services] has concerns of its own regarding the safety and welfare of the children if the children are left in the mother’s care.”
I bet you my girlfriend’s paycheck Britney Spears is now part of the civil service exam. It’s just a picture of her face with the following multiple choice question:
Should this woman be allowed to:
A. drive a car.
B. rear children. (Please yell “Fire in the hole!” after circling.)
C. publicly perform.
D. none of the above.
While D is the correct answer, it should be noted that B is rigged to an explosive device that will detonate should someone be stupid enough to circle it. But, don’t worry. During the trial studies, even a chimp knew something was up. He scratched his head for a minute then chose/threw feces at A. Hey, he’s a chimp. He thinks everyone should be allowed to drive but mostly him. And to the liquor store.
Jimbo | December 5, 2007 at 11:47 am
Again is anyone surprised?
Peter Harrison | December 5, 2007 at 11:48 am
First….but seriously why is this news? Everyone knows she can only see her kids with a court-appointed monitor already.
Gar | December 5, 2007 at 11:53 am
third ! i donnow why but britney spears starts to be annoying a lot
D. Richards (Surgeon.) | December 5, 2007 at 11:54 am
Could you imagine being beaten by Britney Spears? Think of the irony, Britney has millions of dollars but her children are like those kids in school that were never clean and smelled of their father’s cigarette smoke. Remember those kids? They were funny. It’s fun to laugh at the less-fortunate. Britney-saga is becoming better and better. I can’t wait for her to die.
NiceGuy | December 5, 2007 at 11:56 am
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JP | December 5, 2007 at 11:58 am
It would be fun to get Britney all psycho out of control over me. I would romance her, get her all crazy and possessive like some girls I knew back in college. Everyone knows that sex with crazy psycho possessive girls is way out of control and totally uninhibited. Then, I would play mindgames with her and get her under my control so that she would cut everyone out her life, even her own family. Then, I could make her get even nastier. Anal, porn sex, the whole deal.
ruby | December 5, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I think it’s funny how Britney’s appeal is in the first person. She can barely walk, let alone form coherent thoughts.
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DIS | December 5, 2007 at 12:06 pm
It’s said that she made a new boyfriend. Who cares? She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.
MMB | December 5, 2007 at 12:08 pm
if she worded that appeal, i’m a car-driving monkey!
NiceGuy | December 5, 2007 at 12:10 pm
#6 JP
PIMP ME, NOT BRITNEY, PIMP ME!!!
I CAN DO DOUBLE ANAL, AIRTIGHT, AND BUKKAKE!!!
IT GIVES ME A LITTLE SISSY STIFFY!!!
Texas Tranny | December 5, 2007 at 12:14 pm
#11,
Shouldn’t you be on that perez hilton faggot page?
There is only room here for one fucking sissy.
Miserable Bastard | December 5, 2007 at 12:15 pm
It should be legislated that a town crier walk in front of Britney at all times yelling “Fire in the hole!!!” to warn passers-by.
Shallow Scowling Val | December 5, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Oh the horror, I had a very detailed dream with Britney, her family, a crasy assed cheatin boyfriend wearig a HUGE Mad-Hatter hat, Brit herself all fucked up oh drugs, me actually feeling sorry for her and offering to kick ass of boyfirend, and all this taking place in a really big house with lots of windows.
I need to stop eating all those Now-n-Laters before bed.
Shallow Scowling Val | December 5, 2007 at 12:19 pm
I had this dream just before I woke up this morning. Sorry about the spelling. Crazy.
CUMSPONGE SISSYPANTS | December 5, 2007 at 12:22 pm
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CUMSPONGE SISSYPANTS | December 5, 2007 at 12:26 pm
SORRY TEXAS TRANNY
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Not Doing This at Work | December 5, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Britney Spears has NEVER in her life uttered the word “unscruptulous.” Evidence A.
FRIST!!! | December 5, 2007 at 12:30 pm
She didn’t write that. Her lawyer did. That’s how it works. I should know. I’m a ballerina..
Jimbo | December 5, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Can you really abuse retards?
Gerald_Tarrant | December 5, 2007 at 12:35 pm
What clued them in? Cheetos colored hand marks around the kids throats?
Starchasm | December 5, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Naaaaw, Britney’s a bad parent? Who’da thought? She always seemed so full of responsibility and maternal instincts, what with all those disposable doggies she seems so fond of for weeks at a time.
Jeez, how is this news??? And how do we keep letting this crusty worn-out breed? Can’t we get her spayed or something?
bing bang | December 5, 2007 at 12:49 pm
The most serious charge was that she repeatedly showed them videos of their daddy trying to rap.
adeliza | December 5, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I keep waiting for her to plop down on her big old leather wrap around couch, you know, the kinds with drink holders in them and all, and crush one of her kids in the lazy-boy springs.
I’m sure that couch needs some more stains to counter balance the crust thats all over it.
Selena's Ghost | December 5, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Sam Lufti is going to kill Britney. The same way Selena was killed, remember Selena? played by J-LO
do1t | December 5, 2007 at 1:10 pm
oh man.
I hope she can do1t.net
http://do1t.net
BaconMessiah | December 5, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Liqour store driving chimps are the way of the future
Martyr | December 5, 2007 at 1:11 pm
D
Ript1&0 | December 5, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Hey FRIST, I know how it is too! I worked at the “ballet” for four years.
Four LONG ass years of doing pirouettes for a dickhead attorney boss as his bookkeeper. I feel ya girl.
BunnyButt | December 5, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Ah, but #17, we don’t love you like we love TT.
Arguman | December 5, 2007 at 1:27 pm
lol. If Britney actually wrote that statement then I’ll go to war with Iran.
veggi | December 5, 2007 at 1:29 pm
A lawyer for Children’s Services filed this response to Britney’s request:
I’m assuming you all have guns and crack..
missywissy | December 5, 2007 at 1:45 pm
This isn’t really anything new. Child protective services was called when her and numnuts were together. Doesn’t anybody remember the baby falling out of the high chair? This is probaballly related. If Britney gets her kids taken away then Michael Jackson should get his taken away and his penis removed. Britney should just hand all rights over to Federline and get on with her life/career and Kevin find those boys a real mom. Although it would be much better if she would tap into being a real mommy herself. We see this isn’t going to happen, and even if it did she would have a lot of damage control with those boys as well as her image (kids are worth it!). Just better if she let those kids be and move on. Anyone calling her babies names – they are totally innocent and they are being driven to a drug-induced life before our eyes. They got a crazy ho for a mom and she puts them in the spot light for her and their ridicule. Not to mention the company she keeps. They are going to be really fuuuucked up and it won’t be their fault. Poor things.
PunkA | December 5, 2007 at 2:24 pm
I am sure it is more Parental Neglect than any type of physical abuse. Of course, mental abuse is possible if she walks around naked all the time. Making your babies want to gouge out their own eyes is not kind at all.
want meds | December 5, 2007 at 2:53 pm
the really sad part of all this, IMHO, is the innumerable children not born to millionaires who will never get the amount of attention that Britt’s 2 experiments get . . . I teach school in DC, and let me tell you, 1/2 of these kids should be forcibly removed from their homes, due to neglect. As bad a Britt is, at least she’s got the $ to make sure someone is taking care of her spawn.
Mike Casino | December 5, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Am I the only person on this website that appreciates monkey references in blog posts?
Gimme me more monkey.
Bigheadmike | December 5, 2007 at 3:19 pm
This just gets worse and worse…..
Ted from LA | December 5, 2007 at 3:24 pm
I can’t believe she said, “me and the boys.” Doesn’t she realize that is grammatically incorrect?
caljenna66 | December 5, 2007 at 3:33 pm
LMAO @ 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BunnyButt | December 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Doubt it, Ted. She’s been poorly educated, so I wouldn’t expect her to have good grammar skills. She probably can’t spell or do simple arithmetic either. I hear supposedly educated people using improper grammar on a daily basis (I’m talking about people with Ph.D.s). How could anyone expect Britney – or any of these young celebs who bypassed an education for their careers – to do better than folks with 20+ years of schooling?
Paul | December 5, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Ted, have you ever heard anyone, ever, saying “the boys and I”, apart from the British monarchy?
Niche interracial dating | December 5, 2007 at 7:58 pm
It is said that Britney had a profile at a niche interracial dating site named interracialconnect.com. Does she want an interracial marriage like Hottest Interracial Celebrity Couple Seal and Heidi Klum or just had a blog there? wanna IM her or send email. lol
roundbelly | December 5, 2007 at 9:16 pm
me and the boys IS grammatically correct! that’s how you know that she def didn’t write it.
you do not say the “access to I” – that;s a trap for young players…
roundbelly | December 5, 2007 at 9:18 pm
me and the boys IS grammatically correct! that’s how you know that she def didn’t write it.
you do not say “access to I” – that’s a trap for young players…
Dav | December 6, 2007 at 3:46 am
It is the bisphenol A in everyones formula and bottles that has made us all crazy.
Look it up. Anyone who has been given formula or drank from a plastic baby bottle has been poisioned by this chemical.
Look up the chemical and pick your favorite diagnosis chemically made for you.
Explains, overweight kids, adhd, neurological problems, advanced puberty in younger girls.
bisphenol A
selina | December 6, 2007 at 4:02 am
what is wrong with u?
selina | December 6, 2007 at 4:02 am
what is wrong with u?
selina | December 6, 2007 at 4:03 am
what is wrong with u?
shelly78945 | December 6, 2007 at 4:05 am
why u has such an expression? something wrong? someone said on Yahoo group that u r a member of an online site sugardaddyMeet.com..is it true?
Dee | December 6, 2007 at 12:30 pm
She only wants the kids to stop K-Fed from having them…she would rather hang around with total losers who tell her what she wants to hear, while spending her money, than hang around with her own children. She is an extremely shallow invididual with very little intelligence. Hey Unfitney, all of the money you spend on losers and things you don’t need is money that could go in trust for your children if you even cared a tiny bit about them!