Britney Spears has been ordered by a judge to take parenting classes and abstain from alcohol 12 hours before seeing her children. Being the genius that she is, Britney’s been clubbing every night since the ruling. Star Magazine spoke with attorney John Schweitzer to get an outside opinion on Britney’s situation. Here’s what he had to say:
On ignoring the judge’s orders
“By going out like this she is really running the risk of losing custody of her kids. The judge is now going to watch very move she makes. The judge gets the newspaper like everyone else and he will take something like this into consideration until his final ruling is made.”
On the legal consequences Britney could face
“Some of the punishments could include holding her in contempt of court, which could result in a fine, imprisonment or both. Or, the judge gives more visitation rights to the other parent, in this case Kevin, or, he can take the children away if he feels Britney is not focusing on the best interest of the children.”
On what Britney should do to keep her kids
“If I were her lawyer I would tell her to lie low, stay in the house and spend time reading to her sons and doing arts and craft projects with them to enforce learning and bonding.”
Arts and crafts? Is this guy serious? He literally just suggested that Britney Spears use scissors, glue and possibly popsicle sticks around small children. Does he want her kids to lose an eye? Why stop there? He might as well suggest that Britney take them to a gun range. Although at least there, witnesses would be present. I also like to believe the employees would give Britney a candy gun. Not for safety purposes. They’re just tired of her getting teeth marks on the real guns. They really need a snack machine in there.
the mexi-cant behind her cracking me up
i’m so sick of people saying “she’s going through a rough time” or “she’s been through a lot” seriously? is that a valid excuse, considering everything she’s been through has been brought upon by her own actions?
please list one thing that she’s “been through” that she hasn’t been the cause of?
Wow.
She’s going out and enjoying herself on the nights that she DOESN’T have custody of her kids.
Who the fuck knows what the fuck Kevin Federline does his off nights without the kids, oh I forgot, nobody fucking cares because he’s not famous. Britney can’t even run into a fucking gas station and get ice cream without it making world history.
If I could only count the number of times I’ve gone “clubbing” and had minimal to nothing to drink, but oh yeah, it’s Britney so of course she’s getting wasted and coked up at the clubs, I mean look at all the proof, oh wait, there isn’t any. Wow Star Magazine should seriously write encyclopedia’s or dictionaries now that everyone believes everything they say.
If only we could remember the days when 25 year olds were allowed to go out and have fun on their nights without custody of their children. And not be photographed going into every gas station she steps foot in.
I know I’ve always wanted to get a Mother’s Day card that says “Thanks, mom, for caring enough to ENFORCE learning and bonding!”
That kid still looks like the demon child from the original Omen
you know, in that pose, that kid looks just like the boy from kate & allie. how funny.
Maybe it is and the kid is making her do these things….
Yes, but she won’t go to jail, will she. Pathetic.
Drug tests and parenting classes are all good, but what she seriously needs is a MENTAL HEALTH EVALUATION. My guess is she is bipolar. It takes one to know one, and I am, and I live with one, and I can attest to the benefits of prescribed drug therapy.
Brit needs to stop self-medicating and introduce herself to the wonderful world of pharmacology. A nice anti-psychotic and mood stablizer could do wonders.
That, and some undies.
U people are so pathetis…… Y cant they just let her be… cm’on she’s a human being u animals stop being so harsh on her…..
britney look sad SHE IS NOT FOOLING ANYBODY…… she is stupid and she will screw it up she screwed up parating twice celeberties parents =kyptonite
“One last thing, but the most important of all: lose some fucking weight. Most judges are not vegans, so they won’t hesitate to punish a cow.”
Leave Britney ALONE, leave her alone … oh God leave her alooone.
Don’t make fun of Britney. It’s sad to laugh and point at retards. ;)
This breaks my heart. Now, you know she loves those kids so she’s gotta be so high on the crack train or now only understands Russian. For sure she will lose the kids, the first drug test they give her. I don’t know if she thinks cause she is Britney Spears, she can do anything and get away with it.
I hope they give the kids to the grandparents. At first glance, they did”t do so good with KFed and Spears, but hey at least they have all their limbs.
“The judge gets the newspaper like everyone else and he will take something like this into consideration until his final ruling is made.”"
If that ain’t scary to the rest of ya’ll you might just be retarded.
#53 way to miss the point enitrely.
Obviously thier was proof of her being unfit or the judge wouldn’t have imposed the conditions he did. You know witness and testimony and shit. Oh thats right their just picking on her cause she’s famous, not cause she’s unbalanced and apparently to stupid to figure out how to act when your under the scurtiny of the press and the courts.. Give me a break. It doesn’t matter if she has her kids those nights she goes out or not. What she is doing is establishing a patern of behaviour that the courts will take into acount come decision time. Any bimbo with half a brain would realize that you don’t come out of rehab and hang out at clubs till the wee hours if you want to show the world how sober you are.
She’s lucky she is famous because if she wasn’t they would have taken her kids already. bet on it. You think some 25 yr old from the east LA gets as many chances as this moron has? I highly fucking doubt it.
U people are so pathetis……
No we’re not, #60…..we’re PATHETIC….
oops…. she did it AGAIN.
i bet she read that lindsay said “im a celebrity, i can do whatever the fuck i want!” and she liked that idea. after the first drug test, she will just go straight to rehab again…. possibly even have sex in the bathroom. copycat.
THANK YOU 32, 42, and anyone else who commented on the kid’s hair. I was going to say Britney should go to jail simply for letting her kids walk around in public with those “haircuts.”
Then I realized that on the rare occassion they are in public, they never seem to be walking; they’re always slung on the hip jus’ like trailer kids shood be.
THEN I realized nothing I could say could top #32′s Facts of Life reference. (so wait, why I am posting this?…)
We’re gonna miss you when you’re gone Britney. Say hi to Anna Nicole for us.
Thanks
What is in those suckers?
I also see another hair shaving incident to hide her drug use.
Quit with the “she’s so famous she can’t move without a flash” bullshit. She would not be photographed 3/4 of the time if she would stay the hell out of the hot spots. Or better yet, if her people would stop alerting the damn razzi everytime she wants to flash her poo…
ok wat the heck!? i mean she should of lost her kids a LONG time ago!! if i were the judge i would take her to jail no questions asked!! im not kidding! poor poor kids! if she cant take responsibility over her kids than she does not deserve them anymore!!
75th!
Who is Britney Spears? Did I miss something?
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Somebody please give those kids to Michael Jackson or Rosie O’Donnell. They’d be better off being dangled off a balcony or being screamed at by an obese bi-polar rageaholic than being raised by Britney.
They always show her out shopping yet everything she wears looks like shit on her. And why can’t she wash that nasty head of hers and comb her hair? Please take out those stupid extensions too.
I wish everyone would just boycott her so she will go broke and HAVE to disappear!!
Wow. I really wonder what is going on in her head. She must live in a world where up is down and a judge threatening to take away your kids means you’re winning Parent of the Year award. She’s ridiculous.
On a side note, I wonder what drugs she’s allegedly doing. Crack? Tweak? Pills?
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Damn, has she always had that nose? Looks like she’s holding a minature K-Fed! I don’t feel sorry for her anymore. I’m past that lol It’s so obvious she wants to lose her children. Some people just aren’t meant to be parents. Maybe later in life when she’s grown some more. Until then.. she really *needs* to disappear for a year or so. No more drunken party pics, panty-less pics, dropping her children pics. Ah it’s old.
Brittany is pathetic! fat an ugly
Good! I hope she goes to jail.
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I think Britney Spears bought into the salesmanship of her record label, believing she was going to have a long career due to a high level of talent.