Britney Spears could face jail-time

December 26th, 2007 // 37 Comments

Britney Spears could face jail-time if she skips her scheduled court hearing next week. Britney will be deposed by Kevin Federline’s attorneys who were not thrilled when Britney claimed to be too ill to appear at a deposition hearing a few weeks ago. OK Magazine reports:

But considering the potentially dire consequences for Brit, she might want to think twice before oversleeping or calling in sick next week.
“She could go to jail for contempt of court if she refuses to show,” one legal eagle confirms to OK!.

Whatever happened to firing squads? I always thought those were an effective legal practice. If there’s anybody we should bring it back for, it’s Britney Spears. I took the liberty of drawing up a diagram of the awesome results my proposal would bring. It’s more or less a picture of Britney’s kids miraculously living to age ten, still possessing all their limbs and speaking a recognizable form of English. Oh, and if you look in the background, there’s the cure for AIDS.

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  1. PrisonGirlsWillLikeBritney

    Britney will get naked for anyone. The jail babes will love her.

  2. Frist
    leave her alone

  3. Me too

    yuck yuck burp fart

  4. I’m all for the firing squad for her. Please put her out of our misery.

  5. raven

    who cares?

  6. RichPort

    Sweet! Then she can run out like Hulk Hogan, smacking everyone’s hands on the way out. And then she can body slam a photog.

  7. Anexio

    I hope Britney gives a big ol’ “eff you”, to the court hearing. It would restore my faith in her as human being.

    Of course she’d go straight to jail but screw it, go out in flames baby, go out in friggin flames.

    out.

  8. raven

    who cares?

  9. raven

    who cares?

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  11. Even if they put her in jail their is no hope for her. Well at least we still have hope for jamie spears……

  12. bRITNEY sPears's triPle Chin

    LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ALL THE IN N OUT BURGERS IVE EATEN. IM FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

  13. Could?… Should!

  14. Ooba Gooba

    She WON’T show for her deposition, and she WON’T go to jail for not showing. This is Twitney Spears, people. She has money. That’s all the court cares about.

  15. OK, let’s try to focus. Less Britney, more Kim K. That’s really simple, isn’t it?

  16. Conscience Found

    fish you are a miserable excuse for a human being; promoting hatred of troubled people. promoting sex lust and greed as well. why dont you just post some ‘hilarious’ dead Darfur baby pictures? and your fans can yuck it up about that too. fucking losers.

  17. Conscience Found

    oops. forgot to take this buttplug out. silly me…… It gets me in a foul mood. *pluck* everything better.

  18. MindRiot

    I love this picture. What a pile of trash – always wasted out of her mind.

  19. ack

    yeah, i’m sure she’ll go to jail. for all of like two seconds.

  20. Igottabemeeee

    Brandon Whitaker: Call your wife so she’s leave us alone. Can’t you service her once a week and keep her happy dude?

  21. Shallo Val

    She COULD face jail time, but she WON’T.

  22. Nothing beats the awesome and intimidating presence of a well oiled guillotine.

  23. Gadeval

    I like the stupid look on her face, but in all honesty….why don’t they just take the kids away from her permnently. She does not want them and they would be much better off.

  24. ixxy

    If she wanted us to leave her alone she’s stop putting on a fucken show! What a fucking idiot, she does this for attention because she’s a talentless whore.

  25. Dumb ass

    why doesn’t she just call it off and let Kevin keep the kids, she knows she can’t get up before 11:00 AM. Its better than being in Jail

  26. Scott

    I bet she’s gong to miss her court date on purpose so that can lick and fuck lots of women in prison. She’s going to pretend to be a victim, but she’s already licking her chops in anticipation of the pussy party she’s going to have in jail.

  27. grobpilot

    Son of a bitch! For most of the rest of us, if we miss one fucking court date, we’d be sitting in fucking jail until the next scheduled date. Fucking preferential treatment for all these worthless hollywood fucks. Fuck ‘em.

    I feel better. Thank you

  28. Britney'sConscious

    Britney will like prison because of all the guilt free pussy and besides, the drugs are better. Britney will not like prison because they are no Starbucks or fast food. Britney will fix it so she only does Jail on the weekends she doesn’t have her kids. Britney’s sister will become so outraged at this that she will abort her child and get re-impregnated by a Black man on live tv while Geraldo Rivera does color commentary.

  29. Angie

    I’m sure if she gets jail time, it’ll be a whole 5 minutes..that seems to be the punishment for these Hollywood Tarts. Yeah, that Paris bitch got 24 days, but I’m sure that was a once in a lifetime thing….

  30. AssBigot

    electric fuckin chair!!! send those nipples to the moon!

  31. cookie monsta

    maybe Paris can share the secrets of fisting before Shitney goes into lockdown….

  32. RasputinsLiver

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    OHMIFRIGGIN’GAWD!!!

    OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! PLEASE GAWD IN HEAVEN OR HELL, WHEREVER YA ARE, PLEASE MAKE BRITNEY SPEAR NOT SHOW UP FOR THE DEPOSITION!!!

    Thank you.

  33. wish she make it ,she is always in style . no matter what things happened , we should stand by sb. as if she has a lover on http://www.militaryfriends.com/photo/cutie ,but who cares it is true or not ?

  34. kiss

    BS is a nice woman in her music feild/Britney is still gorgeous, I think, but she is a little fat for now. Her new album sounds good… Recently, she was said to join in a millionaire dating site. I guess it may be “WealthyKiss.com”, millionairematch? wealthymen?who cares. Charlie Sheen has found his perfect match at “WealthyKiss.com”

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    Hi there, I’m a loser with no life. I’m paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don’t have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I’mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com

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  36. oyly

    crap… she’s really starting to look like Nina Hagen

  37. hey Brittney
    u are a bad mother u should not have drug’s around ur babies wen u are in the car

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