Britney Spears converting to Judaism?

July 10th, 2009 // 77 Comments

Britney Spears might be converting to Judaism for her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick, according to The Sun:

The singer has been spotted wearing a necklace with the Star of David symbol on during her world tour.
She has even recruited a rabbi to help her study the faith.
A source said: “Britney wants to try the religion Jason was brought up with.”

Jesus. — Whoops, bad choice of words. But seriously, haven’t these people suffered enough? Adolf Hitler’s probably laughing in his grave right now wishing he came up with it first. “Ha, the holocaust. What was I thinking? Hitler, you so crazy.”

Thanks to Jon Smith who knows how to poke a hot ass.


  1. Deacon Jones

    Well, it would be fitting….

    She IS fat and obnoxious…

  2. Britney Spearsberg.

  3. Chupacabra

    Well, she’s welcomed with open arms, being the third or fourth highest paid poor excuse for a female performer out there.

    that pic looks like little boy wants mama milk. NOW.

  4. uh Uh UH! Yeah

    over my dead yamulke!

  5. blp

    She looks more Jewish now, I keep thinking of Susie from Curb.

  6. havoc

    The Jews sunk the Titanic…..


  7. Photoshop Police

    Um… didn’t she already do this when she started practicing Kabbalah?


    Changing religions does not make you a better person!
    BEING A BETTER PERSON makes you a better person!

    … JERKS!!!!

    Happy Friday, Everyone!

  8. timbo

    I thought she was a Kabbalahian, or Kabbalahite…or uhhhhhh. I thought she practiced Kabbalah.

  9. JayOne

    HAHAHAHA!!!! Dude, you are a comedic GENIUS!!!

  10. I think she’s had that necklace for a long time. I’ve seen her wear that a year or so ago.

  11. Agnsotic

    Eh, religion is way overrated.

  12. gotmilk?

    yeah she’s been wearing that necklace for some time now.

    that kid is about to rip the side of that shirt down. shudder.

  13. Jeff

    Jew’s don’t want her.
    Gives us a bad name

  14. Do they even make taco bell kosher?….

  15. LCC

    Speaking for a rather large family of Jews, you gentiles can keep this frap-happy ho!

  16. borat

    throw the jew down the well
    so my country can be free
    You must grab him by his horns
    then we have big party

  17. The Jesus

    Now she’ll have more rights to occupy the West Bank than the natives do.

  18. j2773

    Will she get circumsized now?

  19. ZJ

    What the hell is a Jew???
    Thought they were extinct.

  20. Awesome Andy

    Me thinks someone ate too many jew jubes.

  21. j2773

    Will she get circumsized now?

  22. EB

    I was born Jewish. Can I convert to white trash?

  23. Jew

    We really don’t want her… Anyone know what movement (sect) of Judaism she is considering? What about the boys? Is she going to make them convert too?

  24. Max Planck

    She can put some she in Yesheva….Oy!

  25. Rodham

    So are they gonna make her start kvetching about the holocaust now?

  26. mikeock

    She’ll look good in a mustache, long curly sideburns and a wide brimmed hat.

  27. More Britney

    That’s a MILF chest if I ever saw one.

    Nuts or not, me like.

  28. k. MING

    It’s Adolf by the way!!!

  29. You never know…. She is so crazy that she might convert to another religion just the next day…

  30. apb

    she probably doesnt know what the symbol means haha idiot

  31. Lauren

    Wow, you can’t spell Adolf? Wow. I like the celeb updates, but really… you can spell every star’s name, but not the worst person in the history of the world’s (besides Stalin) name? Good.

  32. jen

    i think she should convert to “braism.”

  33. pasteve

    “Star of who? It’s one of them pentagraphs like from Charmed, y’all.”

  34. I bet Bernie Madoff is kicking himself right now. He could have hung on a few more months, then had a word with the new Shiksa = problem solved. For a few months, at least.

  35. Abdo

    She was wearing a bigger one the day she went nuts and shaved her hair

  36. tony

    this is such bullshit. trawick is not a jewish name. he is not even jewish

  37. tony

    this is such bullshit. trawick is not a jewish name. he is not even jewish

  38. Mosi Tatupu

    You poor Jew’s can’t catch a break…..sorry.

  39. GG1000

    “Wants to try”? Like having a Coke Zero instead of a Diet Coke one day?

  40. cheezypoof

    She is the same age as me and yet covered in icky burnt sun spots and leathery skin. Nasty. As for the necklace she probably didn’t know it was the star of david she just liked the sparkle… shiny!

  41. captain america


  42. vito

    Hey #6…just because the Titanic was sunk by an iceBERG doesn’t mean the Jews did it!


  43. The Sabre Tooth Tiger

    If Britney coverts to judaism i’ll find Hitlers remains and blow him
    She;s not mentally stable enough to read a child care manual let alone sit still in a synagogue. She needs to convert to the level of ‘sane human being who can be trusted to not use red bull and diet pills as a substitute for oxyontin’ before anything else,

  44. If a person wears some kind of necklace does not mean she is going to convert her religion. Britney must respect her religion to which she was born.

  45. Galtacticus

    Maybe this religion will cast all those demons outta her!

  46. Nero

    @45 How about an army of exorcists?

  47. Darth

    Maybe Jesus himself could cast her demons outta her.But then she would dry hump him which he would consider as awkward!

  48. lol

    “I was born Jewish. Can I convert to white trash?”

    yes!! all you need to do is buy some wolf t-shirts, wear spaulding
    tennis shoes and chaw some Kodiak, or you can be newage trash
    get a tapout shirt, a tribal tattoo and some white/black/grey camo shorts

  49. Lawn Gnome Council

    Hitler doesn’t have a grave. The Russian government does own shards of his skull though. Fun fact!

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