Britney Spears continues to not look like a total trainwreck who shouldn’t be allowed near children

September 24th, 2008 // 75 Comments

Britney Spears stopped for some coffee yesterday after leaving a dance studio in LA. She continues to look remarkably decent for a woman who only months ago filmed amateur porn in Mexico and spoke with a fake British accent. So, either Britney is a beacon of inspiration, or we live in the Matrix. If it’s the latter, let me know so I can stop wearing pants. Or will my pants stop wearing me? Eh? I did drugs in college.

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. what is hot to me

    big eyes = hot
    squint eyes = ugly
    little nose = hot
    big nose = ugly
    if she lost 20 pounds already she would be perfect
    perfect body, perfect face

  2. Anonymous

    Uh, #48, her diamond record is because there are a lot of musically brain-dead tweenies buying her processed crap. Obviously, you’re one of them. It will never be about musical talent for this twit. It’s all marketing, always has been, always will be. Step outside your little bubble.

  3. n1

    Wideset eyes actually suggest someone that has inbred genetics.
    Britney is anything but feminine, have you seen her neck?

  4. Cartman

    She looks sober. This can’t be happening!

  5. papa was a rolling stone

    52- if someone was a tween in 99 ( year of her diamond record), they are in their 20s now. Britney Spear’s music for her last 3 albums is lude and full of sex moans.No parent in their right mind would let their tween listen to Britney Spears. Her fan base is mostly gay males in their mid 20s. 90% of current pop music sucks and the “singers” are not “talented”.if you think rhianna (sp?), madonna, and whoever else has any different degree of talent than britney, you have no taste in music anyways. they are all the same.

  6. flim flam

    53-
    there is no such thing as facial features that suggest inbred genetics. mental retardation, bone abnormalities, but no such things as facial features that suggest such.

    However:

    In the 1930s, researchers isolated specific “cute” features in the resting face, seemingly favored by human beings in every society. A set of youthful features and proportions (e.g., wide-set eyes and full lips set upon soft skin) appears to be attractive both in male and female faces. Existence of an infantile schema was originally identified in mammals (including Homo sapiens) by Konrad Lorenz (1939).

    Cunningham’s (1986) experiments on the relationship between specific female features and male response indicated that men were especially attracted to faces demonstrating those features that Keating had demonstrated as ‘non-dominant’ (see Figure 2Go) or ‘neo-natal’ in type, having large foreheads, large, wide set eyes, small nose and chin, and full lips. It was suggested that these characteristics tended to stimulate a nurturing or caring instinct in the male observer as these features are particularly characteristic of infants (Enlow, 1990Go).

  7. Britney looks nice.

  8. Kate

    weird, i have that same free people tank top

  9. Jen-jen-bo-ben Giant-black-wieners, again and again

    Bitter? Yes. That I am watching my country rot. And the likes of you mud skinned degenerates multiplying like cockroaches. Mexico is a sorry impoverished nation filled with low life scum. Now these third rate morons are all coming here to ruin our nation. And jigs? Well, you know they are criminals and apes.

    yeah I sure am bitter bitch. Just don’t come down the streets where I live.

  10. lazy troll

    first

  11. Kristen

    Britney Spears and retarded people look like confused cows.

  12. Roop

    aw fuck off all you haters, Britney is a fox. Haven’t really seen pics of her smoking either, that’s a good sign she’s getting her shit together.

  13. Roop

    aw fuck off all you haters, Britney is a fox. Haven’t really seen pics of her smoking either, that’s a good sign she’s getting her shit together.

  14. arturos wet nut sack

    actually she looks good. completely back to normal (for a hick)

  15. ………………….actually she looks and smells like shit, DOG-SHIT that is, folks!!

  16. {{ (_|_) }}

    3. HankTheDwarf – September 24, 2008 2:58 PM said -
    “This bitch has a hairy asshole.”

    Quite the opposite …. she Nair’s that “bad-boy” right along with her cooz
    Smoother than a baby’s ass.
    Best thing I noticed is she’s not wearing those freaking ugly-assed cowboy boots

    #35 – you sound as though you know what you’re tralking about … I’m guessing something bad happened to you lastnight?
    #56 – too much information

  17. Ignorance is Bliss

    @8 …. Who the hell do you think YOU’RE kidding baby boy?
    You’ve never boned a broad in your life if you think your pecker would turn a naked Britney down. YOUR dick would stand attention if “Queen Latifah” were standing in front of you naked and rubbing that thing. Cuz a stiff dick has
    NO CONCIOUS …. It’ll fuck a knothole at 6:00 am.

    “Fuck her if she loses weight ….. BWAAAA hAHAHAHAHA…..”

  18. ivanroachcoach

    It’s incredible how normal and well-adjusted someone can seem to be when they stop living the vida loca as a crank-snorting, demolition-derby-driving, no-panties-wearing, paparazzi-screwing filthy trailer skank.

    Yeah, she’s making progress by leaps and bounds.

  19. HorribleJudgment

    She’s supposed to looks good here? Her hair looks repulsive. It’s greasy, uncombed, and unkempt. Her shirt looks like something you’d find in a fucking childrens store, and she’s FAT! Her body, her arms–FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT!!!!!!!!!! Jeez, look at that blubbery arm, it’s GROSS! Look at the arm holding the coffee, at where her arm is bending on the other side of the elbow. There is literally so much fat and blubber that it is folding over on itself! EWWWWW!

  20. snackmix

    Still an ugly, trashy girl.

  21. snackmix

    I agree with post #24 (Quagmire).
    Looking at those wide-spaced eyes, I suspect a little in-breeding.

  22. BROOKE

    I am sooooooooo happy that Britney seems to be getting back to her old self. Her parents really do deserves some credit. If they hadn’t went in and took over, basically fighting for their daughter’s life, then who knows what would of happened. Luckily, things have turned around for Britt. I hope she remembers that your family are the only people that you can depend on to love you no matter what, they will be the ones that will be there even if you weren’t famous. Also, there are always going to be people that will criticize you and call you names, just do not listen to them. They will try to make you feel terrible about yourself. You are looking great and all of your exercising seems to of paid off because you look beautiful and healthy. Don’t listen to all these crazy people who say that you are fat because you clearly are not. You don’t want to get too skinny and look sickly. Anyway, you and your family are in my prayers, Britney , and I am so proud of you.

  23. BROOKE

    I am sooooooooo happy that Britney seems to be getting back to her old self. Her parents really do deserves some credit. If they hadn’t went in and took over, basically fighting for their daughter’s life, then who knows what would of happened. Luckily, things have turned around for Britt. I hope she remembers that your family are the only people that you can depend on to love you no matter what, they will be the ones that will be there even if you weren’t famous. Also, there are always going to be people that will criticize you and call you names, just do not listen to them. They will try to make you feel terrible about yourself. You are looking great and all of your exercising seems to of paid off because you look beautiful and healthy. Don’t listen to all these crazy people who say that you are fat because you clearly are not. You don’t want to get too skinny and look sickly. Your eyes are what makes you stand out, beautiful brown eyes, they are just perfect. Anyway, you and your family are in my prayers, Britney , and I am so proud of you.

  24. BROOKE

    I think her eyes are what make her so unique and beautiful. I don’t think they are too far apart, they are just perfect, her sister has the same eyes. They are kind of like doe eyes…So pretty! Plus, blonde hair and brown eyes is a sign of beauty.

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