Britney Spears continues to not look like a total trainwreck who shouldn’t be allowed near children

Britney Spears stopped for some coffee yesterday after leaving a dance studio in LA. She continues to look remarkably decent for a woman who only months ago filmed amateur porn in Mexico and spoke with a fake British accent. So, either Britney is a beacon of inspiration, or we live in the Matrix. If it’s the latter, let me know so I can stop wearing pants. Or will my pants stop wearing me? Eh? I did drugs in college.

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