Britney Spears stopped for some coffee yesterday after leaving a dance studio in LA. She continues to look remarkably decent for a woman who only months ago filmed amateur porn in Mexico and spoke with a fake British accent. So, either Britney is a beacon of inspiration, or we live in the Matrix. If it’s the latter, let me know so I can stop wearing pants. Or will my pants stop wearing me? Eh? I did drugs in college.
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Anon | September 24, 2008 at 2:56 pm
First!
Joe Cat | September 24, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I’m sick of looking at her
HankTheDwarf | September 24, 2008 at 2:58 pm
This bitch has a hairy asshole.
Rough Daddy | September 24, 2008 at 3:00 pm
looks presentable,,,you have a feeling someone else is driving?
Mike Oxbhig | September 24, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Sarah Palin is a true cunt.
She’s also got huge belly fat that she keeps cinched in by those dyke man-suits she wears.
Jim | September 24, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I would think Brit looks okay, but since I discovered Ashlynn Brooke, I have no use for Brit. When I was younger I used to fantasize what it would be like to fuck her, and then I watched Ashlynn Brooke fuck, and now I don’t dream about fucking Brit, because Ashlynn is what Brit wishes she looked like, and I would bet anything that Brit doesn’t fuck half as good as Ashlynn does.
Melissa | September 24, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Nice jowls, BritBrit. You may have trimmed up your old and tired looking body, but your face still screams short bus.
JJ | September 24, 2008 at 3:08 pm
If she drops another 30 lbs., I’d bone her.
Rough Daddy | September 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Cut the girl a break Hank, shes not a porn star, she cant get her dirtbox waxed and bleached,,,or can she,,,for someone who had her upper and lower glutes displayed to the world,,,,
rough daddy | September 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm
sumday i cans be abel to rite things that make cents for read write.
Yea - blah blah | September 24, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Its amazing what money and an army of ppl telling her what to do will change the public outlook of a person.
Apparently all you REALLY need anymore to overcome anything this world has to dish out is:
1. A Publist
2. A Therapist
3. An Agent
That will be the next BIG careers to go into…thoughts??
Voice of Reason | September 24, 2008 at 3:22 pm
fuckin a…Ill bet that tastes soooooo good.
sixpack | September 24, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Is this girl EVER without some type of beverage in her hand? Reminds me of the muffin top crew I see on 34th and Broadway every morning sucking down some latte-frappe douche drink.
a reader | September 24, 2008 at 3:23 pm
#3
and you know anyone who doesn’t? you perhaps?
SueMe | September 24, 2008 at 3:24 pm
She’s looking more and more like herself again before she got with that loser of a baby’s father.
AndresV | September 24, 2008 at 3:28 pm
@13 Has it occurred to you that she is usually photographed as she is seen walking out of an establishment that sells, hum beverages?
spoken like a true mud person | September 24, 2008 at 3:30 pm
“baby’s father” is what nigs say when they’re desperately trying to inhibit ghetto-speak. Just be true to yourself and say “baby daddy.” And…are you referring to the parent who DIDN’T abandon the children? In this case that’s the dad. I know, thiis must be very confusing for you, culturally.
Slut | September 24, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Still needs to wash the hair
K-Fed | September 24, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Hey SueMe there is still cotton left to pick outside, then get in there and clean up that cow shit all over the barn, then mop the guest house’ floor, then go over the creek and tell Billy it’s supper time. And then I will find something else to keep you busy. Hear me or did I use too many bi words. I aint got all day here *WACK* (on the uppper thighs where all the old marks bear testimony to hopelessness and despair and a firm and wise Massah)
this is good | September 24, 2008 at 3:36 pm
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=0f0993ac5681acca4a06fccd379280b0
Click here – revenge on julia.
Anexio | September 24, 2008 at 3:44 pm
OMsG brit is going to have kids back and shw wont havnet to make any more. kfed isint because he lyes all of the time and just cares about necklaces and makeing weird signals with his hands and stuff. brit kiked his butt to the dsidewalk a lkong time ago and then some stupicd judege stuck his noise into her businesn and then stole her boys and then she had to drink starbuck all day alone and not with anyone and she got sad and threw umbreallas at big mouths. brit look so good here and is backs.
Rant | September 24, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Britney looks like those kids on Disney’s The Weekenders….with those eyes a mile apart.
Mike Oxbhig | September 24, 2008 at 3:46 pm
@ 5
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery
Thanks but the Clay Achin’ post is a few below, where you like it.
( O ) sphincter boy. Now turn off your Savage Garden tape and get back to gardening your sugar daddies flower bed.
Quagmire | September 24, 2008 at 3:48 pm
She’s chubby, so her butt is big, and the wide-spaced eyes suggest mental retardation.
Note to diary: Jackpot!
HHH | September 24, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Amateur porn in Mexico? Where is this?
Jen-jen-bo-ben | September 24, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Spoken Like a True Mud Person – You are a racist, small-minded, insignificant (sorry, big words probably confuse you – that’s just a fancy way of saying you count for nothing and matter to no one) waste of skin. While I’m impressed you even know how to read, shouldn’t you be fixing one of the 17 cars parked on your front lawn right now? Writing a love letter to your sister? Brushing your one remaining tooth?
I'm Obama & I approve | September 24, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Hey, Mud Person…are you referring to “the niglet”? Offspring of 2 people of color, or, in my case, a person with a little half-n-half dashed in?
Jen-jen-bo-ben | September 24, 2008 at 3:58 pm
KFed – did Spoken Like a True Mud Person help you write that? It’s amazing what two red-necks can accomplish when they put their minds together. The two of you probably have a combined I.Q. of 50.
Red Neck | September 24, 2008 at 3:58 pm
All you dark skinned afterthoughts need to go on and git out before the shit hits the fan and trust me, chaos will ensue before long with our economy and the oil running out. So have your fun cuz it aint gonna last.
You’ll see what the white man can do when he is angry.
ph7 | September 24, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Now, *THAT’S* putting lipstick on a pig.
dude_on | September 24, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Fish’s whereabouts:
Succumbed to disease and made his open letter to KK his last post
Getting a mani/pedi
Dating a large African American woman who works at the DMV
Yes, Brit hardly resembles a person that would display their genitalia publicly and/or have recorded wild pink wig sex in a seedy Mexico hotel. They should give her back her kids today.
dude_on | September 24, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Fish’s whereabouts:
Succumbed to disease and made his open letter to KK his last post
Getting a mani/pedi
Dating a large African American woman who works at the DMV
Yes, Brit hardly resembles a person that would display their genitalia publicly and/or have recorded wild pink wig sex in a seedy Mexico hotel. They should give her back her kids today.
dude_on | September 24, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Fish’s whereabouts:
Succumbed to disease and made his open letter to KK his last post
Getting a mani/pedi
Dating a large African American woman who works at the DMV
Yes, Brit hardly resembles a person that would display their genitalia publicly and/or have recorded wild pink wig sex in a seedy Mexico hotel. They should give her back her kids today.
Jen-jen-bo-ben | September 24, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Red Neck – you sound bitter. Sure, it sucks that you have a penis the size of a cocktail weiner, but c’mon. You should get over it already.
Mike Oxbhig | September 24, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Sarah Palin leaves really thick brown skidmarks on her leopard print granny panties.
The panties also have long, wispy stray pubes that get matted into the fabric and mixed in with the leftover shit she fails to wipe out of her loose asshole.
Reverend James W. Givens, Jr. | September 24, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Hi Britney, hang in there. I’ll be praying for you. Just remeber who you are & how hard you’ve worked to be a success over the years. You’ve been a great encouragement with your talent & beauty. Don’t take the weird things people do & say to hard. You’re strong. I’ve watched. You can do it. You’re gonna be alright. Lol. james. Peace. P.S. Don’t forget to pray & love GOD 1st.
Jen-jen-bo-ben | September 24, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Mike Oxbhig – that’s some brilliant sh*t you wrote. And commenting on something that is completely irrelevant to the post – sheer genius. I’m guessing you are either 15 years old or else you’re 40, live in your mom’s basement and have never seen a real girl naked (and no, the pornos you have stashed under your mattress so your mom doesn’t find them do not count).
Honestly, making fun of morons like you is so easy, it seems unfair.
Mike | September 24, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Totally tappable.
Mike Oxbhig | September 24, 2008 at 4:27 pm
#37, if us republicans had our way and could get away with it, no cunt would be allowed to use a computer.
you must leave thick, juicy skidmarks if you took my comment to heart like that.
mimi | September 24, 2008 at 4:41 pm
DIE FISH DIE!
Looking GOOD Brit!
ummm...yeah | September 24, 2008 at 5:18 pm
DIE MIMI DIE!
BTW…Where’s Randal?
Barney Stinson | September 24, 2008 at 5:37 pm
# 37, you hit a nerve with Oxbhig….you must be right with one of your guesses.
He likes his women older and more manly like Hillary Clinton. Now, that gives him a chubby.
meee | September 24, 2008 at 5:38 pm
she still has that whole wrestler neck going on.
mImi | September 24, 2008 at 5:39 pm
I joke…….I love you Fish!!!!!!
whatever fags | September 24, 2008 at 6:39 pm
she has such a pretty girlie face
Urbanspaceman | September 24, 2008 at 6:59 pm
She’s heavily sedated in these photos.
r | September 24, 2008 at 6:59 pm
She has the ugliest FAS eyes I have ever seen.
seriously look it up | September 24, 2008 at 7:03 pm
24 wide set eyes suggest youth and feminine beauty. study aesthetics.
maybe it’s the reason why this ” no talent ” girl has a diamond record.
b | September 24, 2008 at 7:06 pm
her eyes are so pretty, I love big innocent eyes. she is very angelic looking
mai-tai | September 24, 2008 at 7:07 pm
She has developed some serious frown lines. Granted, she has crazy money, but the girl wasn’t happy. Good for pop to intervene.
People, please stop responding to the racists. It just makes them louder.