Britney Spears continues being allowed in public

Britney Spears was allowed in public again today and took her kids to the London Zoo. Of course, there’s really no cause for concern considering England is an island and therefore easily quarantined. Back me up, Pentagon, and don’t act like you didn’t go to DEFCON-3 after seeing her panties yesterday. I have my sources who I’ll simply refer to as “Joe Biden, yes, the real one.”