Maybe it’s the jeans, or the lighting, or the slow gas leak in my apartment, but Britney Spears’ ass is looking surprisingly good. Not “10 years ago/I’d stab my grandmother to touch it” good, but respectable good. I’m actually staring at it – on purpose! Hold me.
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Tara | August 8, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Oh Britney!
SpecialK | August 8, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Good for her!
Mike | August 8, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I would like that asshole and then douche her pussy, then drink the douche water. She is looking damn hot, would love to lick that pretty asshole.
mer | August 8, 2008 at 2:49 pm
God only knows what lurks in those depths…
Beth | August 8, 2008 at 2:51 pm
“Maybe it’s the jeans, or the lighting, or the slow gas leak in the jeans”
fixed
b | August 8, 2008 at 2:51 pm
mike is creepy
Tara | August 8, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I really wanted to be one of those douchebags who screams first but nah I figured I’d spare you all.
She looks good…she’s getting there. All long as they keep her remotely sane she’s good.
Mike | August 8, 2008 at 2:56 pm
#6, you male or female?
TV Monger | August 8, 2008 at 2:57 pm
OR…is she just really far away?
rough daddy | August 8, 2008 at 3:01 pm
concentrate on the latter britney the other one is gone…i always thought she had a booty,,,nice britney….
jenn | August 8, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Yeah, I think she’s bouncing back surprisingly well…she’s looking kind of hot. and yeah, I just saw a video of the good ol’ Britney…remember the vh1 performance when she strips off her shirt, fedora and looks smokin’? Yeah…I’m embarassed to admit I would have done her in a second.
for that performance: http://grrlplanet.com/2008/08/08/britney-killer-lesbian-knew/
Crappola | August 8, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I like her butt too. But I am not going anywhere near where it is attached to. It’s a shame really… if she didn’t have a mental break down, I would have eventually broken the Guinness World Record for longest erection.
Now, I have to raise an eyebrow, every time I see a southern blond haired 18-21 year old gal, and be skeptical that she can carry an actual conversation with me.
Southern Man don't need you around anyhow... | August 8, 2008 at 3:09 pm
…bitch. Stay up in New York we don’t like your kind and you might end up with an ass wippin’boy. Aint gonna be like the first time son. We are stronger now assfuck. Bring it on!!!!
Anyway, Britney is looking amazing. I guess Mel Gibson aint the piece of shit some of them would have us believe now is he?
amanda | August 8, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Britney has ALWAYS had a great ASS
You fools dont know
Vince Lombardi | August 8, 2008 at 3:11 pm
It could just be that that ass is no longer above a pair of chalupa-stained fur-lined boots.
ella | August 8, 2008 at 3:17 pm
#12, blonde southern girls aren’t interested in having a conversation with you. How on earth could we keep up with such searingly intellectual conversation starters like “i like her butt too”. It must be lonely to be such a genius.
Sell Porn Make Money | August 8, 2008 at 3:18 pm
I would spear that ass… ha ha… get it… ok, I am not funny.
Deacon Jones | August 8, 2008 at 3:24 pm
@16
You girls love my Philly / North Jersey accent though, dont cha?
I was in ‘Bama and had to beat them off with a stick
ella | August 8, 2008 at 3:31 pm
#16
it’s the south, not the moon. we get plenty of hot foreign guys here too. as exotic as the North Jersey accent is, there are other options.
P-Mat | August 8, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I still wouldn’t let that psycho bitch near my wang.
Nuncio | August 8, 2008 at 3:32 pm
It’s the conservatorship. Daddies can always work wonders with their daughters’ asses.
ella | August 8, 2008 at 3:32 pm
oops i meant #18 not #16
Britney | August 8, 2008 at 3:33 pm
*brrrrraaaaaappppp* Hey Fish, that was a nice of you! *buuuuuurppp* Thanks! *brrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp*
woodhorse | August 8, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I’m glad she quit wearing the baby clothes. She looks great.
New York Brother | August 8, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Everytime I’m in the South the white girls give it up like you wouldn’t believe. I was in a restaurant one time and caught this blonde belle looking at me with her man and another couple. When she went to the bathroom I waited a few minutes and followed her and next to the bathrooms was a back exit and the door was ajar so I popped my head out and she was catching a smoke. Anyway, I ended up fucking her doggy over a dumpster and cumming inside her little blonde pussy while her stupid white boyfriend waited at the table. What a loser! Neil Young is Canadian anyhow, honky!
PunkA | August 8, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Psycho is still psycho. Brit is tainted and will be a crazy bitch forever, no matter rockin her bod gets.
Deacon Jones | August 8, 2008 at 3:56 pm
@19
Sweet, sooo what are you wearing right now?
@25
Nice!
I banged a girl from New Orleans who was given a “weekend pass” since she caught her husband cheating on her, twice. She got out some aggression to say the least
Pete | August 8, 2008 at 3:59 pm
It goes both ways. I banged a black chick—-wait, no I didn’t, I’m not into bestiality.
lidiya | August 8, 2008 at 3:59 pm
her arms still lack any kind of tone. baby steps.
RichPort | August 8, 2008 at 4:03 pm
#25 – Yea, they’re still looking for the rapist too.
veggi | August 8, 2008 at 4:09 pm
“Former U.S. senator and Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards admitted to an extramarital affair in an interview with ABC News, the network reported Friday.”
Now THAT’S a man. Wife goes down with breast cancer? Fuck that nasty scarred diseased shriveled non-woman bitch, go after some NEW PUSSY! Awesome!
woodhorse | August 8, 2008 at 4:44 pm
@30 lol you’re awesome
Becca | August 8, 2008 at 5:45 pm
I agree with “b” (#6) Mike is very creepy
BunnyButt | August 8, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Her mind? You can’t restore what you never had.
herbiefrog | August 8, 2008 at 6:26 pm
hey babes… : )
[correction above]
Kansas City / Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
it’s song by the beatles
written perhaps just for this moment ?
hold me love me ?
love to but bit busy right now
[stop]
PSAA | August 8, 2008 at 6:30 pm
what is that she has on her hand?
herbiefrog | August 8, 2008 at 6:42 pm
so what’s the problem ?
missywissy | August 8, 2008 at 6:50 pm
@21-that comment was just plain stupid. To everyone else going on about Britney Spears’ ass: How can you tell what it looks like with a side shot????
jess | August 8, 2008 at 7:03 pm
that’s old news. britney has always had a great ass. even when she was in the best shape of her life her ass was like jessica biels. look at all her old pics at concerts in her stage clothes, and in bikinis she’s ALWAYS HAD a nice ass!!!
Crappola | August 8, 2008 at 7:59 pm
@ 16
Touché. But that’s not the point. My Guinness World Record is ruined! How am I going to compensate for my lack of sensitivity towards the female population now?
| August 8, 2008 at 11:43 pm
balances out the gut
creepy guys freak me out | August 9, 2008 at 1:25 am
Dios mio, there are SO many weirdos on this site.
Britney looks OK. Looking better all the time, but she just isn’t fresh looking anymore. She’s lost her je ne ses qoui or whatever it is. I applaud her normal looking wardrobe. She no longer dresses like a bag lady or a prostitute so that’s a big step forward. How long she will last on her 22k a month edamame and fish diet remains to be seen.
Gem | August 9, 2008 at 4:18 pm
She has chunky tree trunk legs, and a linebackers neck.
BaconRain | August 9, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Yeah she’s hot. If you ignore the man arms and neck and of course, the jowels.
lawrence | August 10, 2008 at 12:09 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"”"W e a l t h y S o u l m a t e. co m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
?????????????????
Erica. | August 10, 2008 at 12:42 pm
I have that thing in her hand. It’s to wave your hair .It works wonders.
lawrenx | August 11, 2008 at 9:46 am
She in good shape again now~~~ More her photos can be found at richromances.com where many celebs and beautiful people are looking for fun
camel toe | August 13, 2008 at 1:41 am
She has officially overstayed her welcome on this planet.Time for a forced relocation.How about France?