Britney Spears always just one step away from complete doability

October 15th, 2008 // 95 Comments

These are shots of Britney Spears going to the dance studio today, and if you’re like me, your first reaction will be “Shazam! She’s getting that body back.” Then you’ll notice something’s not quite right. I’ll let you figure it out for yourself, but, in the grand scheme of things, I’ve been with chicks who’ve had way worse problems/testicles. This is nothin’.

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. Kat

    Oops..Britney forgot to shave her pits!

  2. white russian

    shaving the pits is so passe. shaving your head is where it’s at, kiddos…

  3. I LOVE BRITNEY

    oh big deal. she needs to grow it out to get it waxed. you people are so ignorant. she is still hot stuff.

  4. Needledick The Bug Fucker

    Like a little hair is gonna stop a guy. We’d fuck a knot-hole. A little hair ain’t jack

  5. poop

    What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and Sarah Palin’s vagina?
    ——————————————————————————————————–
    Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

  6. tallytastic

    thats like week old growth.

    sick.

  7. Sport

    Oh yay the pro-Obama fags are here with witty remarks!
    Thanks #55 you fucktard. Vote for Osama you worthless sheep.

  8. The big question is that if she’s not “maintaining” her arm pits, is the rest of her a bit hairy too.

    I don’t care either way – I’d hit it.

  9. people person

    @57 How could we hope to compete with your wit: “fags,” “fucktard,” and “Osama?” I guess watching your candidate fall further and further behind has made you bitter.

  10. Slick Willie

    I wanna fuck her so bad. I wanted to fuck her when she got fat and sloppy because I felt like I had a chance with her. Now she is getting real hot again and getting out of the reach of average Joe.

    I hope she gets back on drugs again. Nobody likes a quitter. Especially when it makes you show your cooch off once a week.

  11. Slick Willie

    I wanna fuck her so bad. I wanted to fuck her when she got fat and sloppy because I felt like I had a chance with her. Now she is getting real hot again and getting out of the reach of average Joe.

    I hope she gets back on drugs again. Nobody likes a quitter. Especially when it makes you show your cooch off once a week.

  12. sheila

    Well ya know, to have a nice wax job done, a woman NEEDS to let that hair grow out bit!

  13. j-zeus

    That’s hairy?
    Are you shitting me?
    Do you only fuck tweens or something?
    I guess one-handed typing on a keyboard is the closest you get to actual women…

  14. eaeeeeauuuu
    DISGUSTING

  15. Max Power

    OH, I KNOW WHAT THAT ONE THING IS: Her hideous fucking face.

  16. WildOne

    Completely ignoring the hair issue all together, she IS looking better than she has in quite some time. Waist and bellys gettin’ tight and toned again. Good for her. I just wish she’d be a mom and quit singing and otherwise annoying the holy fuck outta me!

  17. Initial_G

    One step away from being doable? After Kevin and Adnan and whoever else that’s hit it from behind while she ate Cheetos, all I see is a walking syphillis incubator.

  18. “FORGOT” to shave the ARM-PITS?
    (although some lesbians like that.)

  19. I didn’t realize it was stylish to hang your bag over your head, like a fucking retard, and show everyone your hairy arm pits.

  20. Dixie Crystals

    Maybe she just felt a little lazy today and didnt wanna shave…well, that looks like its been growin’ for a couple days…so um…and maybe she’s just working out her arms or something…dunno? Even celebs get lazy… Just tryin to give her a little credit….

  21. Tired

    I like hairy pits and cooze

  22. Uncle Eccoli

    I like it.

  23. FartCloud

    It’s not a bruise on the forehead!! She is suffering from a receding hairline, and hasn’t been to the bootician to cover it up!! Her 4Head is about to become a 5Head!!

  24. alejo

    niiiiceeee

  25. gatorbates

    I’d lick it.

  26. corbijn

    From the movie “Sling Blade”:

    I like a woman with hairy arms, that way you know she’s got a really big bush. I like a big bush.

    Something like that. Too all those who think this is ok; if she can shave her head then she can damn well shave her pits. Then again maybe she was just trying to keep the paparazzi at bay.

  27. Erik

    I didn’t know you could inject heroin into your armpit.

  28. Tired

    Her mom is a hottie

  29. mary

    She is slender…lol
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  30. Kate

    Why the fuck would you wax your pits? Is it so fucking hard to take 15 seconds every day or two and run a razor over them so you don’t HAVE to grow it out and have hairy pits? Jesus.

  31. lib

    If she was growing it out in order to wax, she shouldn’t have worn a sleeveless shirt!

  32. Stephani

    Are ya serious?

    Look guys… sometimes we don’t shave every SINGLE day. Sometimes, that can lead to irritation. We hate that we can’t always live up to your porn fantasies but women are naturally HAIRY, we get rid of it for hygiene, as well as getting rid of it for you. Occasionally, we may be stubbly.

    Get over it.

  33. BITINGONTINFOIL

    Wax the pits, jackhammer the week old makeup off the face, throw on some clearasil and take an industrial strength soap to the hair and you might…I said MIGHT…have something you would allow to wash the windshield of your car at the nearest intersection.

    ….MIGHT!!!….

  34. BITINGONTINFOIL

    LMAO #76

    “I LIKE *BIG BUSH* AND I CANNOT LIE”…..

  35. Blotchy face covered in zits, month old make up on her face, flabby arms that I guess she can do nothing about…and repulsively disgusting hairy armpits. Yeah, real “hot”. If “hot” actually means vomit inducing.

  36. Huh?

    Complete do-hillbility?

  37. Tired

    Stephanie … let it grow babe…..I’ll do ya

  38. gigi

    good lord…. the crazy is still present… granted she’s taking her meds and everybody’s hoping things are on the up & up, but if she wasn’t doing her caribbean woman coming back from market impression [aka kinda blocking the paps from taking pix of her forehead [roots??] , while showing the world how hot her tummy is again, those stubbly pits wouldn’t even have been seen – she was almost home free!

  39. Summer

    does it really matter?

  40. kelsa

    dude, quit picking on britney, anybody who knows about WAXING knows that any hair to be waxed has to be so long in order for it to work right. this woman is (minus the mental issues) bangin!!! and i don’t care who you are, her music still rocks!

  41. mimi

    You people are all STUPID JERKS!

    LAST!

  42. Betty Draper

    I DON’T CARE IF SHE’S WAITING FOR A WAX PEOPLE. THEN DON’T WEAR A FUCKING TANK TOP!!!!!!!HULLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. The Beema News Team covers recent celebrity gossip including Britney’s recent return to the charts and her driver license trial. See the video here, http://beema.wordpress.com/2008/10/20/beema-oct-20-2008/.

  44. Big deal, maybe the girl’s been busy.
    Unfortunately, she chose to wear a wife beater and was caught with needing to shave her pits.
    Still, who can pay attention to that when she is looking so healthy, strong and beautiful.

    I’ve never been a big fan or anything, but as someone who also suffers from bipolar disorder and is a recovering drug addict, I am extremely proud of her for getting help and taking control of her life back.
    Go Britney =)

  45. omg ARM PIT HAIR

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