These are shots of Britney Spears going to the dance studio today, and if you’re like me, your first reaction will be “Shazam! She’s getting that body back.” Then you’ll notice something’s not quite right. I’ll let you figure it out for yourself, but, in the grand scheme of things, I’ve been with chicks who’ve had way worse problems/testicles. This is nothin’.
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CaptainMorgan | October 15, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Do all chicks with hairy armpits walk around holding their bags like this!?
Rob | October 15, 2008 at 4:47 pm
I guess they won’t let her near sharp objects yet.
papashango | October 15, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Going for the sexual arm pit hair look huh. Strong
papashango | October 15, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Going for the sexual arm pit hair look huh. Strong
Oh Come On! | October 15, 2008 at 4:48 pm
So she’s got a little pit hair! thats nothin’ a Mach 3 can’t handle!
I’d even be wiling to lather her up and do a full body trim if she needs.
CaptainMorgan | October 15, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Maybe there is something wrong with her forehead? Bruise from the headboard maybe??
Choco_Taco | October 15, 2008 at 4:49 pm
That’s not hairy armpits. Shes holding a bag filled with fairy dust and a little got sprinkled onto her pits and magical fairy sprouts grew!!! You guy’s have no idea what you are talking about!!!!
hsif | October 15, 2008 at 4:50 pm
maybe she’s getting the body back, but the face … hm? gone
Do it | October 15, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Raise you arm..if you’re su…oh wait a minute, Nvermind.
Do it | October 15, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Raise you arm..if you’re su…oh wait a minute, Nevermind.
Do it | October 15, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Raise you arm..if you’re su…oh wait a minute, Nevermind.
Do it | October 15, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Raise your arm, If you’re su…oh wait a minute, Nevermind
nancy | October 15, 2008 at 4:54 pm
the armpit hair?
yup | October 15, 2008 at 4:54 pm
It’s either the purse growing out of her forehead or the hairy armpits.
Fernando Narcos | October 15, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Kinda makes me think you could probably braid her pubes
Chris | October 15, 2008 at 4:55 pm
YUMM
Britney's Hairy Pits | October 15, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Fuck You, Superfish.
Worry about your own thatch.
kevTHA | October 15, 2008 at 5:00 pm
check out the midsection and shut the fuck up!
malicious | October 15, 2008 at 5:02 pm
at least she’s got a matching bra, lets look at the big picture
NY Ted | October 15, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I think Fish dropped a hit of acid this morning…he seems to be hallucinating!
real man | October 15, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I love horny unshaven chicks. I’m entirely unafraid of female bodies. Wait, does that mean I can’t post comments here?
Scolomb | October 15, 2008 at 5:07 pm
It is definitely the hairy pits, sick. Oh Come On, exactly it is nothing that a mach 3 can’t take care of, so why doesn’t she just take care of it.
Smunch | October 15, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I’d do her with Madonna’s penis. Then I’d do myself. And then you. But not Superfish. You just can’t get rid of that stank no matter how hot the water is and how hard you scrub.
Vince Lombardi | October 15, 2008 at 5:09 pm
If by “not quite right” you mean “Britney accidentally super-glued her bowling ball bag to her forehead,” then, yeah, I got it.
OMG!! | October 15, 2008 at 5:10 pm
OMG!!! She mounted a bag on her forehead!! Totally crazy!!
EAB | October 15, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Sure, the bod may be back … but clearly, the head is a few laps behind. (Will it EVER catch up???)
Sell Porn Make Money | October 15, 2008 at 5:24 pm
HaHa. None of you got it. She lost her keys and someone told her to look through her bag for them first. She was wondering around like that for an hour before she understood it wasn’t meant literally.
Christopher | October 15, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Maybe she thinks she’s a sackicorn…
WTF? | October 15, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Um, the pit hair probably just means she’s due for a wax job. You’ve got to grow it out a bit before it can be waxed…..which brings me to say that men should be forced to get waxed, too, you hairy beasts!
Sarah Boomhauer-Palin | October 15, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol’ Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An’ lotsa nekkid hairy chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It’s real easy, man. But I tell ya what man dang ol’ BritBrit aint nothin next to Alaska chicks…dang ol’ grizzlies, I tell ya what…real scary man.
Phil | October 15, 2008 at 5:41 pm
I love chicks with armpit hair. When they sweat, at the end of the day it smells like a first-cousin to pussy. Yummy.
Jamie Lynn | October 15, 2008 at 5:42 pm
You stay classy sis!
mamadough | October 15, 2008 at 5:43 pm
well, i for one, am not surprised. i’m pretty sure in her state of mind that she’s probably not even aware of her own smell. she can only focus on one thing at a time people!
day-old makeup: nope
oily, pimply skin: nope
body hair: nope
walking: yes!
male superficial commenter | October 15, 2008 at 6:00 pm
ZOMG I hate when a girl has hair! And anything beyond a breast bud. And NO HIPS, PLEASE! ZOMG!
p.s. This cock tastes delish!
kottak | October 15, 2008 at 6:10 pm
@8 Yeah :(
Rough Daddy | October 15, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Flat belly, hairy arm pit, I like it,,,this reminds me of her hairy dirtbox…
Tricky Dick | October 15, 2008 at 6:15 pm
She’s going Frenchy on us
linceleopardo | October 15, 2008 at 6:16 pm
She’s to busy shaving her snatch to worry about her arm pits…or maybe its a marketing study to discover which BUSH sells more tabloid magazines.
lulu | October 15, 2008 at 6:21 pm
It would’ve been much better if she went with a hat to cover over the enormous pimple on her forehead. i mean, if she’s trying to block her face from getting pics, she’s not doing a very good job…
shave daily folks, ok? | October 15, 2008 at 6:23 pm
I work hard and get up early and earn squat and yet I am find the energy to shave every fucking day.
Some of you here I guess don’t bathe daily I take it?
Fuck you dirty bastard sons. And daughters.
lulu | October 15, 2008 at 6:34 pm
P.S. britney, let me give you a tip: use a Purpose Gentle Cleansing Bar and your face will clear up, i promise. its a little drying at first but your skin gets used to it. keep on dancin’! love ya!
youtube video | October 15, 2008 at 6:53 pm
crazyyy britney
Slingblade Billy Bob | October 15, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Harry armpits, hairy bush. MMhmmm
Racer X | October 15, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Too THIN.
/Yuck!
hinesfish | October 15, 2008 at 7:37 pm
….. she’s probably growing her armpit hair out so she can wax is off…. gotta hate the in between stage but it’s way better than shaving.
mimi | October 15, 2008 at 7:52 pm
LAST!!
GO BRITNEY!
Love ya~!
Eagood | October 15, 2008 at 8:50 pm
She probably gets her armpits waxed. In order to do that you have to let the hair grow long enough to wax. That way the hair doesn’t grow back as fast. So I really can’t talk crap about her this time..
Britzook | October 15, 2008 at 9:17 pm
jesus
you really must have been pushed for gossip today
woman has hairy pits. jesus wept
Stinky McPutz | October 15, 2008 at 9:45 pm
God, I think I need a Bresh of Freath Air…..
meh | October 15, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Complete doability:
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http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i241/fotoload/britney_spears_school_girl.jpg