Britney Spears consults a psychic

December 5th, 2005 // 19 Comments

In an effort to save her marriage, Britney Spears has reportedly consulted a psychic:

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Comments (19)

  1. Bob Denver | December 5, 2005 at 11:11 am

    Does Kevin think that a “psychic” is a “psychiatrist”?!? What a ******* moron….

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  2. Belle | December 5, 2005 at 11:24 am

    Hmm, I wrote about this story for my Superficial application. I’m guessing I should take it as a bad sign I haven’t heard back from anyone at The Superficial, yes?

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  3. HollyJ | December 5, 2005 at 12:55 pm

    “Only about 25% of a newborn infant’s brain has been developed at birth. Experiences in the first three years of life…lays the foundation for learning throughout the child’s life.” (http://phps.dhs.co.la.ca.us/ph/pubs/braindev.pdf)

    Oh shit.

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  4. Bill Clinton | December 5, 2005 at 12:58 pm

    “And if you’re worried about the kid, don

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  5. Gophergutz | December 5, 2005 at 2:26 pm

    Wow. Who saw this coming?
    Did we learn nothing from the Beverly Hillbillies? You can’t give a couple of twits millions of dollars and expect anything less than slapstick comedy.
    Anyone know if there is a “Babies for Dummies” audio book? That kid is screwed without it.

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  6. Nikk The Templar | December 5, 2005 at 2:33 pm

    K-fed didn’t turn Britney into white trash….she already was white trash to begin with…..

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  7. Gophergutz | December 5, 2005 at 2:44 pm

    And as for the psychic….
    ***Britney shakes magic 8-ball and says: Fwow hmph fmph hotdog mufp baby chew glug K-fed fomp chomp schlomp extra-cheese”?

    8-Ball; “My sources say no.”

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  8. JerseyGirl | December 5, 2005 at 3:17 pm

    K-Fed…psychics…Sean Preston, say good-bye to any hopes for a trust fund!

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  9. sirokai | December 5, 2005 at 3:27 pm

    ‘saying,

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  10. Stacyy | December 5, 2005 at 3:38 pm

    mm this is interesting. soo i say 2 more months and we have a simpson-lachey situation on our hands, except k-fed will be spitting money out of his mouth. its a shame too because i had a migrane listening to his voice attempting to rhyme words together.

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  11. suzy | December 5, 2005 at 4:03 pm

    i wonder if their baby vomits every time he looks at their faces

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  12. JerseyGirl | December 5, 2005 at 4:04 pm

    2 months?? I say they don’t even make it through the holiday season!

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  13. The Scarlet Bitch | December 5, 2005 at 7:22 pm

    Of all the hobos/hillbillies she could of married, she had to marry Ratty McRatface. Honestly, when she gave birth why weren’t there people surrounding the hospital with torches anf pitchforks? *sigh* I miss the good old days.

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  14. CompulsiveThinker | December 6, 2005 at 12:51 am

    “And if you’re worried about the kid, don

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  15. Linnea | December 6, 2005 at 1:29 am

    I seriously can’t wait for Britney to crack and go on a crazy gunning rampage through Hollywood with a bag of cheetos and the baby strapped to her back.

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  16. sugarfree | December 8, 2005 at 11:25 pm

    My god both of them are fuckn clueless…a psychic Brit? Wow that’s what you get for not having enough brain to get a college degree.

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  17. TheLuciousDeluxe | December 9, 2005 at 2:14 am

    The last thing she needs is a psychic taking her money. If she wants to go that route it would be easier to check the Horoscopes in the daily paper. She still has enough money to get someone to read it for her.

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  18. White_angel | December 6, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    I like her coz she ‘s pretty and sexy but when i saw her photos without makeup she just looks normal. Well, I’m not jealous. lol Because I’ve got small and perfect body any way with natural nice boobs. Why should i get jealous of her??? I agree with some comments here and my bf said she acted like a slut.!!!

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  19. White_angel | December 6, 2007 at 5:12 pm

    I like her coz she ‘s pretty and sexy but when i saw her photos without makeup she just looks normal. Well, I’m not jealous. lol Because I’ve got small and perfect body any way with natural nice boobs. Why would i get jealous of her??? I agree with some comments here and my bf said she acted like a slut.!!!

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