Britney Spears’ conservatorship to end in November

July 21st, 2009 // 30 Comments

Jamie Spears is ready to let Britney Spears make her own decisions in November which is conveniently when her gravy train tour ends. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us Jamie Spears will ask the court to review the terms of the conservatorship after her concert tour ends in November. Jamie can’t ask the judge to end it — just to review it. The judge then decides if Britney should regain control of her life.
We’re told Jamie thinks Britney is ready to roll on her own. He has made her life his full time job since February, 2008.
Fact is … if it weren’t for the tour, given Britney’s progress, the judge might already have made the decision to undo the conservatorship. The various vendors were promised under their contracts that the conservatorship would stay in tact throughout the tour.

Really? November? The same month as, oh I dunno, Thanksgiving. Jesus. I can almost read the headlines now:

Britney Spears Attacks Macy’s Turkey Float with Gravy Gun
Britney Spears Sues Barack Obama for Pardoning Turkey
Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Die in Freak Eating Contest. Nation’s Pie Supply Dangerously Low.

Then again, nothing like job security during a recession. FREE BRITNEY!

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Comments (30)

  1. Fergie's Penis | July 21, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Nice legs. I want to be between them.

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  2. Chef | July 21, 2009 at 10:51 am

    I got to admit, she’s looking really quite HOT!

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  3. The Jerk | July 21, 2009 at 10:54 am

    @3..If you think women with shitty extensions are “HOT” then I’m sure your tastes for women tend to be in the region of anything below a height of 3ft tall that uses a motorized wheelchair to get around with one eye hanging 2 inches lower than the other one while she screams “GAHHRHHHHHHHH”..am I right?

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  4. RichPort's Ghost | July 21, 2009 at 10:58 am

    I’m still working on my turkey drumstick costume… I plan on sitting at her front gate and calling her name this November, saying seductively “Eaaaaaaaat meeeeee”…

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  5. The Jerk | July 21, 2009 at 11:00 am

    LOL, I meant that for @2.. ;D

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  6. Anon | July 21, 2009 at 11:03 am

    Then in November roll on the crazy

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  7. Wow! | July 21, 2009 at 11:12 am

    @3……LMAO! That was great. (I’ve really seen people like that! They’re friggin’ CREEPY!)

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  8. Meream | July 21, 2009 at 11:13 am

    HAha those are hilarious. But I’m rooting for her. Hope she’s well enough to lead her own life now.

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  9. The Jerk | July 21, 2009 at 11:24 am

    @7..I need to know where you live that you see people like that WOW! Let’s just hope its not the same place that the Bearded Lady resides at, and Im not talking about Winchells.

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  10. Wow! | July 21, 2009 at 11:31 am

    @9 Well there is one living right next door to me, in fact. She lives with my father-in-law! She’s hideous and extremely frightening. And if her looks weren’t scary enough….she makes this HORRIBLE screeching sound every time she opens her mouth. It’s traumatic. It really, really is.

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  11. Kelley | July 21, 2009 at 11:32 am

    “In tact” ??? Don’t you mean intact ??? Phish needs to learn how to spell !!!

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  12. Wow! | July 21, 2009 at 11:32 am

    In Michigan, btw.

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  13. Wow! | July 21, 2009 at 11:38 am

    @ 9….Do you have a dog named Shithead?

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  14. The Jerk | July 21, 2009 at 11:44 am

    @10..LOL Your father in law got exactly what he wanted in his craigslist ad then..a “screamer”. Oh Michigan? I’m guessing this must be near the UP due to the interbreeding of white trash up there, which of course is nothing new.

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  15. Wow! | July 21, 2009 at 11:50 am

    @14…Yeah, yeah, yeah. The places a girl will go to be with her man; what can I say?

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  16. Dumbass | July 21, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    @11 That’s the text from TMZ, you dumbass. You should learn how to read.

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  17. Maggie | July 21, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    she looks good, she should stay off the hamburgers/starbucks

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  18. TrannyGranny | July 21, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    The dude behind her looks like a gay Ronald McDonald in elevator shoes.

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  19. leo | July 21, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    She’s UGLY

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  20. Katie | July 21, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    She looks good in orange. Her hair and her outfit go nicely together.

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  21. jarrod | July 21, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    so hopefully there will be some kinda escape clause in case she goes apeshit again, so her dad can regain control if need be. jeez.. it’ll be fun watching, but what a trainwreck.

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  22. tahnee | July 21, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    she’s touring australia andnew zealand after she finishes in america in november

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  23. K-Dizzle | July 21, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    I want her to shave her head again!….. :’(

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  24. uh | July 21, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    @19

    You’re GAY

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  25. Narcissist | July 22, 2009 at 5:17 am

    This is a nice picture. How much of her hair is real now?

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  26. veronica | July 22, 2009 at 6:34 am

    Hot cougars? Sensual milfs?
    “Cougar Central”? “San Carlos” ? or “San Francisco”?
    *** kisscougar. c o m *** is the real place that is packed with them

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  27. Nero | July 22, 2009 at 9:23 am

    She just wasn’t adult or woman enough.

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  28. Darth | July 22, 2009 at 9:23 am

    It’s rare in that world but it turns out that her father really wanted the best for her.

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  29. flash drive | June 3, 2010 at 2:51 am

    Well there is a right to live next door to me, actually. He lives with my father-in-law! It’s disgusting and very frightening. And if it looks scary enough …. That this terrible screeching sound every time he opens his mouth was. It is painful. True, true.

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  30. bencruase | October 8, 2010 at 5:33 am

    Its true that We can see those words on her mouth . But She is looking very gorgeous and also catchy in orange . She is looking like adult.
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