Britney Spears’ conservatorship to end in November

The Superficial / July 21, 2009

Jamie Spears is ready to let Britney Spears make her own decisions in November which is conveniently when her gravy train tour ends. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us Jamie Spears will ask the court to review the terms of the conservatorship after her concert tour ends in November. Jamie can’t ask the judge to end it — just to review it. The judge then decides if Britney should regain control of her life.
We’re told Jamie thinks Britney is ready to roll on her own. He has made her life his full time job since February, 2008.
Fact is … if it weren’t for the tour, given Britney’s progress, the judge might already have made the decision to undo the conservatorship. The various vendors were promised under their contracts that the conservatorship would stay in tact throughout the tour.

Really? November? The same month as, oh I dunno, Thanksgiving. Jesus. I can almost read the headlines now:

Britney Spears Attacks Macy’s Turkey Float with Gravy Gun
Britney Spears Sues Barack Obama for Pardoning Turkey
Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Die in Freak Eating Contest. Nation’s Pie Supply Dangerously Low.

Then again, nothing like job security during a recession. FREE BRITNEY!

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