Britney Spears’ conservatorship extended to July

Britney Spears’ conservatorship will continue for five more months which keeps her dad in control of her estate until July. The court is gay for Jamie Spears who’s surprisingly getting Britney’s life back in order. The AP reports:

Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz extended Jamie Spears’ control until July 31, said court spokesman Alan Parachini. Parachini wasn’t immediately able to provide more information.

It’s been a really, and I mean really, long time since I’ve said this but, after looking at these pics, I’d hit that. Maybe it’s the shrooms I ate in the janitor’s closet. Or all the bourbon in my coffee, but I’d have sexual relations with Britney Spears. Go ahead and call me a hero, if you like. I won’t mind. But, no, seriously, call me a hero. Otherwise I feel like an idiot wearing this Wonder Woman costume. Though I’m totally working these high-heeled boots.