Britney Spears committed

January 31st, 2008 // 94 Comments

Britney Spears was taken from her home early this morning in an ambulance. She’s currently checked into UCLA for mental evaluation, according to People:

“She went willingly. It was like something in her heart was telling her she should go. She knew something was wrong,” confidant Sam Lutfi tells PEOPLE.

However Sam Lufti may no longer be speaking for Britney. TMZ is reporting that Britney’s parents are taking control of the situation and are working with a judge to get control of Britney:

We’re told Britney’s mother, father and brother have been “working closely with the LAPD for weeks” to get her back in for psychiatric care. There is now a dogfight between Britney’s family and Sam Lutfi over who will make medical decisions, however, that fight is now put on hold because the judge now makes the call.

Apparently it was Britney Spears’ new psychiatrist who called the ambulance last night to get the ball rolling. There was no suicide attempt which had previously been rumored. Britney is back on 5150 hold and this time her parents are looking to it extend it for 14 days. As of this post, there has been no sign of Dr. Phil. He’s probably still firing up the Phil-jet.

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  1. Guy

    &43

    Well said, I agree.

    I’m just laughing at how disappointed most will be with no photos of Britney crying grabbing hold to a pole, with some doctors trying to pull her into the van.

  2. Janey, does he work for the petroleum industry, or are you cheating on me?

  3. my comment

    I hope she gets better.

    Even if she does, she’ll always be a little bit nuts, in a Liza Minelli sort of way.

  4. Racer X

    As someone who post on the internet, I declare Britney to be SANE.

    /Get me a Whopper!

  5. @52 Rich, They sell anal lube in 55 gallon drums in West Hollywood

  6. Lowlands

    If anybody sees a walking vibe trying to sneak inside somewhere around the UCLA building,just empty a load of hail on it.Also check the roof and closets carefully.

  7. I’m so sick of this fugly whore. Gosh…seriously. She needs to be institutionalized and STAY THERE. Fucking crazy–I cannot even figure out how fucked up she is.

  8. Rich, in MY vagina, there’s always room for one more.

  9. Babbar

    It’s a really bad episode of Punk’d and Pimp my ambulance rolled into 1.

  10. Gerald_Tarrant

    This is like fighting over who get to make the retarded kid in his wheel chair hit himself. I’m sure both Osama and the Parents of the Year want to ask Britney, why are you hitting yourself? why are you hitting yourself? while smacking her in the head with her own hand. These are the people to care for her.

    Turn Brit over to the SPCA and get her spayed, that’s the best interest for the world population. Otherwise, back to Idiocracy, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho will be proud.

  11. Uhh, number 12, you do know committed means placed in a mental facility right?
    Not committed to her “music” or treatment.
    Either way, I’m still sick of Britney. Maybe people will stop talking about her while shes in a home.
    Probably not, but I’ll keep my fingers crossed.

  12. LL

    I’d like to suggest that sherriff’s deputies be ordered to shoot Dr. Phil on sight if he gets within a mile of Britney.

    Actually, just shoot him on sight anyway. I think we can all agree on that.

  13. CrazyLikeaRetardedFox

    Here I am at work and it’s -20 outside while Batshitney sits in bed pumped full of sweet drugs probably watching teletubbies. I gotta get me some of that crazy she’s working.

  14. celebritard tours

    http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23069455-5013761,00.html

    Article about Britney detailing her insane and actually really sad family background.

  15. gits

    It was that last pimple that drove her over the edge and made her seek help. I’ve been there. Pimple #73 is always the worst one.

  16. Mr.Poon

    #62 better bring the shotgun, he’s one fat fuck.

  17. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation

    The girl belongs at Neverland Ranch with another certain batshit whack-0 (Jack-0) celeb
    Wouldn’t that be the fairyland tale of the century ?
    They could sit around sipping wine spending her money while listening to old Elvis tunes from the vault.
    She would put on her best white knee-high stilleto heel boots and British accent. — He would put on his best … face

  18. Vinnie MIchaels

    Please…Neither her parents nor Sam Lufti have any real concern for Britney except as a meal ticket.

    What does Paul Petersen have to say about all this?

  19. Jerry

    If I were in charged I’d refer Britney to Pimple Popper, M.D.

  20. Cap'n Pickles

    Hey 13? Exactly what language are you speaking? A little downe’s with a splash of border jumper? Anyway, I wish Britney would give to herself too. Like a fatal gun shot wound to the face or a lethal dose of pills. Then all of this shit will finally be over.

    I’m actually sick of it. Like the 3rd season of “Lost”. Cancel her already.

  21. angie

    This is for Britney, my heart hurts for you. Nobody in this workd is perfect and so many people in this world have problems just like you do. I have thrown many prayers up for you. Try hard to focus on what you need to make yourself whole and do not listen to what people are saying. If they have to focus their time on dogging you obviosly they are the ones that have issues that they do not want to see. I love you girl and you will be able to make it through this hard time if you put your faith where it belongs. Good Luck sweetie and I am sure your boys know how much you love them and they will be waiting with their arms open for you when you start feeling better.

  22. Toolboy

    #18-
    5150 was a Van Halen (Sammy Hagar years) or it means someone is in an involuntary psychiatric hold. It means Britney is about as stable as a sack of squirrels in a burning meth lab. Got that one from Dr. Phil, y’all. I really like him in Young Frankenstein.

  23. Ted from LA

    Does anyone know why Starbucks stock is down 41% today?

  24. Cap'n Pickles

    Correction. That’s 12.

  25. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation

    The girl belongs at Neverland Ranch with another certain batshit whack-0 (Jack-0) celeb
    Wouldn’t that be the fairyland tale of the century ?
    They could sit around sipping wine spending her money while listening to old Elvis tunes from the vault.
    She would put on her best white knee-high stilleto heel boots and British accent. — He would put on his best … face

  26. Forget Brit and Vote for the Pres Primary Election!

    Only the rich can afford to pay the $1,000 ambulance fee.

    Certainly someone could have drove Britney to the hospital, but then that would not be as sensational.

  27. Thomas

    “Fools! Fools!” shouted Sam Lufti, prancing round them and stamping the
    earth with his small hoofs. “Fools! Do you not see what is written on the
    side of that van?”

    That gave the photogs pause, and there was a hush. Adnan began to spell
    out the words. But Sam pushed him aside and in the midst of a deadly
    silence he read:

    “‘Alfred Simmonds, Whores Slaughterer and Glue Boiler, Willingdon. Dealer
    in Hides and Bone-Meal. Kennels Supplied.’ Do you not understand what that
    means? They are taking Britney to the knacker’s!”

  28. #55 – 55… Gallon… Tubs…? Dear God, I can just dip her in waist deep and have my way…

  29. Mal Reynolds

    Ah, celebrity families. They spring into action to show how much they care about their child, only when it becomes clear that the gravy train may be pullin away with a new conductor at the controls.

    and #72… “Britney is about as stable as a sack of squirrels in a burning meth lab.” I am stealing this line and claiming it as my own. YAY! Plagiarism!!

  30. Pilatunes

    *deep breath*

    ok, here goes…I very sorry for Britney. Pity she doesn’t have anyone in her life who isn’t a parasite, or a shit, or both.

  31. James

    I felt a terrible disturbance in the force… as if millions of papparazzi suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

  32. #81 – Much hungry predators that starve when their prey has moved on, they’ll likely start snapping picture of each other, hoping to catch a glimpse of one of their fellow shutterbug’s “nip slips” or “commando situations”, then resort to sheer cannibalism when the entire ordeal has run its course… or park themselves outside of Jamie Lynn’s room.

  33. Anonymous

    The ambulance driver is my favorite. He is so hot. I saw his profile on BritneyGetsCommitted.com. Is he single?

  34. Auntie Kryst

    @71 Britney doesn’t know the fuck who you are, and if she did wouldn’t give a shit about you. Save your prayers for those that really need it. Better yet, go do some volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.

    @77 Great fucking Animal Farm reference, nice one!

  35. jason

    she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
    SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
    them. what a f slur..

  36. Sympathy Insanity

    Yeah Brits committed

    Committed to rocking the house !!!!!

    Oh yeah !

    Am I right people or what ?

    Are ya with me?

    Anyone?…….

  37. Anonymous

    Sorry Jason. You were just a wee bit late today. Someone beat you to it.

  38. Rat

    I hope they give her a frontal lobotomy!
    And electro shock therapy yeah @!!!!#$## yeah!! lots of shock therapy!

    Personally I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

  39. toolboy

    #79
    If it be plagiarism, it be inadvertent, I’ve been saying that since the late 80′s. I am pretty sure I didn’t come up with it, but then again, I ain’t claiming I did.

  40. I would totally tongue kiss Britney for a few million. Then I could pay to get her whacked and have money left over for my tongue replacement surgery. Don’t worry LadyJane, I’ll be able to FALALALALALALA you’re holy holey in no time.

  41. FRT

    Hey Fish…when are they going to start making the TV movie…?

    Fuck…with real life scripts like this…who needs writers!

  42. totoro

    Please STFU with the moronic “first!”

    It makes you look like a total, pathetic idiot!

    So damn sick of that shit.

    Morons!

  43. #17 Sam Lufti brought her in some fast food, so she ain’t goin NOWHERE!!!

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