Britney Spears has been charged with two misdemeanors including a hit-and-run for the incident back in August when she pulled into a parking space and hit a car, and for driving without a valid license. If convicted on both charges, she faces up to a year in jail. A City Attorney’s spokesman says:
“According to the DMV, Ms. Spears was never issued a California license – ever.”
Sweet mother of Jebus, Britney Spears doesn’t have a driver’s license? How is that even possible? I mean, I’m not surprised, but how did it take the authorities this long to figure it out? You’d think they would’ve cracked the case when she was caught driving with her baby on her lap, or when she had her baby seat strapped in the wrong way, or basically every time she has ever been behind the wheel ever. I could blindfold a monkey, punch it in the head, and throw it in a car and it’d end up driving better than Britney Spears. Probably take better care of her children too.
Britney actually has more chins than a twainese phone book.
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Ok, this sucks but as a mother and as a moral human being I truly cannot even laugh anymore (hurts too much to say) I really do pray for her. I mean, all the no wearing knickers, lopsided wigs and horrid VMA performance stuff is comedy gold don’t get me wrong but this here is just sad. It’s ok Britney.
If you’re at a site called “The Superficial” and you’re going to write, “as a mother and as a moral human,” this is the name you have to log in with. It’s a rule.
Loosen up a little. Have snack. I think they’re serving roasted pig.
I am so tired of her and her stories.
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Okay, thanks, we got it…she’s an irresponsible moron. NEXT! Thanks!
Why can’t she get plastic surgury like everyone else? Suck that fat from the cheetos right outta there?
Come on!
And get back on the coke. And the cock for that matter.
Interesting.
How can the City cite someone with a hit-and-run if the offence was committed on private property?
(Assuming that the parking lot in question is privately owned)
(Also assuming that the person whose car was hit didn’t see toe pictures on the Interweb and didn’t file a police report)
Damn. I just answered my own question.
wait a minute, NOW THEY FIND THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! every third pic shows her in the car DRIVING……..I think the monkeys are the DMV…….wasnt she stopped by a cop the nite before K-Fed had a birthday party for his son??? so when the cop stopped her what did he ask her for a pack of smokes?
well on the plus side, if she’s in jail somebody else will have custody of her kids.
And if Lil Kim was any indication, jail doesn’t have shortage of cheetos
i dont want brit to go to jail!!! than i will have to find a new train wreck to entertain me. i am surprised she has yet to get arrested for public urination. cant ya see her standing there with her pants around her ankles exclaiming “hey ya’ll the world is my kitty litter box!” than she would turn around and use jayden as toilet paper.
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