Britney Spears has been charged with two misdemeanors including a hit-and-run for the incident back in August when she pulled into a parking space and hit a car, and for driving without a valid license. If convicted on both charges, she faces up to a year in jail. A City Attorney’s spokesman says:
“According to the DMV, Ms. Spears was never issued a California license – ever.”
Sweet mother of Jebus, Britney Spears doesn’t have a driver’s license? How is that even possible? I mean, I’m not surprised, but how did it take the authorities this long to figure it out? You’d think they would’ve cracked the case when she was caught driving with her baby on her lap, or when she had her baby seat strapped in the wrong way, or basically every time she has ever been behind the wheel ever. I could blindfold a monkey, punch it in the head, and throw it in a car and it’d end up driving better than Britney Spears. Probably take better care of her children too.
JULLZ | September 21, 2007 at 8:46 pm
shes a big fat fatty.
LF | September 21, 2007 at 8:47 pm
AHAHAHAHAHA.! What a fucking loser she is. I didn’t think she could find a new low, but there it is.
atom | September 21, 2007 at 8:51 pm
One step futher in my diobolical scehme!
binkers | September 21, 2007 at 8:54 pm
everyone saw the video…the real news here is that she doesn’t have a drivers license! How many offenses have been caught on tape… today when she paraded her son in front of the paps she was seen driving … and remember her driving with her son on her lap?!! This is just simply unbelievable. K-Fed should have no problem getting the kids from her …the only way he couldn’t get full custody is if they find a dead hooker in his house – and even then the kids would be better off with him!
H | September 21, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Fifth?
Wow. That’s really unbelievable. i wonder if she ever even took the test?
Donna | September 21, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Just when I thought you couldn’t get any DUMBER, you go and do something like this… AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF.
no really, it never ends with her. what a ridiculous human being.
OHT | September 21, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Maybe she had an out of state license.
Diordnadionarap | September 21, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Oh my.
That is all.
mandi | September 21, 2007 at 9:27 pm
tis a bad year for celebutards.
George | September 21, 2007 at 9:33 pm
A lot of women don’t have one. Their “men” do the driving.
KC | September 21, 2007 at 9:34 pm
I always assumed she had one from Louisiana.
tromba | September 21, 2007 at 9:40 pm
What’s the big deal? She is a celebrity you know. The same laws just do not apply. She’s just a country bumkin from Louisiana. That’s how they do shit down there.
Danklin24 | September 21, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Whether she had one from Louisiana or not is irrelevant. She’s so stupid she didn’t think she needed one in LA. Of course i’m sure she was planning to be driven around in limos and not get married, pregnant and fuck up the rest of her life. At this point, the next big shocker would be “Brithey Spears tries to o.d on flintstone vitamins or hang herself with a g-string.
Cleavage | September 21, 2007 at 10:06 pm
Anywhere in North America, the first time you get stopped they figure out that you don’t a driver’s license…….when they ask to see your driver’s license! And you can’t produce one!
Could someone please mimic the show “24″ and start setting off suitcase nukes in LA…..they are just too stupid to live down there.
Sky22 | September 21, 2007 at 10:10 pm
she wore a see through top to her lawyer’s office today.
Britney has lost all touch with reality.
Lock her up for a loooooooong time.
Wicked | September 21, 2007 at 10:14 pm
BritShit just keeps looking better and better.
hollyj | September 21, 2007 at 10:27 pm
WTF? How many times have they seen her driving? And they never checked to see if she was LICENSED???
Man, the LA police dept is a bunch of fucking moronic douchebags.
Bobslobber | September 21, 2007 at 10:30 pm
Reading the article closely, it sounds as if she doesn’t have a CALIFORNIA driver’s license. I’ll bet she probably has a license from a different state. California law is that you have to have a California license within 10 days of becoming a resident. So she probably has a license, but it’s the wrong kind, and hence, invalid.
This is small potatoes. Any decent lawyer will bargain this down to a fine and maybe community service. Unfortunately, I doubt it means Britney’s getting a mug shot anytime soon.
bob | September 21, 2007 at 10:33 pm
yeah, didn’t she just get pulled over a few weeks ago? wtf did she show the cops, her Britney Spears Fanclub Membership card?
Barry LeFarge | September 21, 2007 at 10:58 pm
She was probably doing whippets and thought she was in Louisiana, where a 10- year-old can get a license.
cookie monsta | September 21, 2007 at 11:04 pm
news just in … they’re making a sequel to Forest Gump … “the Gumpette” … guess who is being head hunted for the lead roll ?? (sic!!)
sea | September 21, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Even if she had a license from a different state, I doubt it would be valid. Most states require you to be a legal resident of that state to get a license. (Last I checked, you could only be a legal resident of 1 state at a time.) She’s lived in California for years, long enough for any other license to expire.
justtheobvious | September 21, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Whats with these idiots? Can’t they get a friend to drive? take a limo? call a cab? what idiots. Lock her up
* | September 21, 2007 at 11:21 pm
Even though she is a badly behave lunatic who certainly isn’t law abiding, when a sentence reads
BRITNEY SPEARS COMMITS
CRIMES is not the word I expect to see after commits.
me thinks superfish surely worded it that way on purpose.
the problem with the mentally insane is that their behaviour is so irrational so crazy that they drive everyone away. it’s extrmely hard to care unconditionally about someone in this state because everthing they do is the opposite of logical. Britney clearly hates the pap and wants people to respect her privacy so she goes out without underwear on and strips down in public and swims in the panties she finally decided to wear, in front of the pap whose constant invasion she can’t stand. This is why such a large percent of the mentally ill get worse live isolated lives and often end up homeless because no one can deal with them or tolerate their insane behaviour. the very definition of being insane is to behave in a way that makes absolutely no sense. Britney clearly needs help but she is total denial as most mentally ill people are and she’s a massively spoilt brat which makes it really hard for anyone to give a shit.
A lot of people don’ t really seem to understand that she has lost her mind and what that really means. What infuriates me is that no one seems to be stepping in yet, I mean really stepping in when a judge finally takes her kids away then i’ll beleive that peopleactually care about how innocent children are raised but until then she’s just another loser celb getting off easy. Isn’t there some fucking law that says that loons shouldn’t be allowed to raise impresionable vulnerable little children. I mean what the fuck is wron g with this world.
Find a picture of her kids and I’m sorry to say you’ll see just fro their eyes that the lights may be on but no one is home. The kids aren’t being mentally or emotionally stimulated in any way they have the most vacant looks in their eyes like a friggin poodle or something, our cat has more going on then these two mentally starved children. If things continue like this those are gonna be some fucked up kids and they’ll either end up brainless and a destructive or manage on their own and be incredibly angry and bitter as hell.
Someone please step up and give this cwoman what she needs, enforced mental help and the removal of her the children she disrespects and takes for granted.
i am so fucking sick of seeing shitfaced parents ruin their kids lives.
joLIE | September 21, 2007 at 11:31 pm
It’d just be Britney’s luck to get 6 month in prison, when all the other HWood whores get the revolving door jail.
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George | September 21, 2007 at 11:47 pm
# 10 -
You are an ignorant troll. Only men in 3rd World Middle-East Countries are the only ones doing the driving. You should move there. I heard that they pay 7X the amount that the US pays for truck drivers. I think you would really like it there. On the other hand, you won’t have to worry about Britney, Nichole, Paris, Lindsay, or the rest of the young Hollywood Whore Club crashing into you.
George | September 21, 2007 at 11:49 pm
# 17 -
No, you’re wrong the LAPD are a bunch of Nazis! Everyone knows that.
noah | September 21, 2007 at 11:55 pm
#11, I thought so too. I’m sure she have one in another state. I mean she’s an idiot, but still.
Nikki | September 21, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Yes #24. Yes way.
chris wussman | September 22, 2007 at 12:18 am
Hasn’t She suffered enough? It’s sites like this that make Her act the way She does. Can’t you JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!
* | September 22, 2007 at 12:39 am
She is a grown woman and she is resonsible for her own behaviour. She should take a look around and see what other people have to deal with; having cancer, losing a loved one, working so hard they barely sleep and still struggling to pay the bills. Life is hard for everyone and this girl needs to take admit she needs help, that she has a hell of a lot more to live than a lot of people do and then finally get the fuck over herself and start being a REAL mother.
Fame is nothing compared to the struggles most people have. Cry me a river this girl gets no pity from me.
* | September 22, 2007 at 12:40 am
*live for
chris wussman | September 22, 2007 at 12:47 am
Nothing She’s done deserves this. Oh you heartless, heartless people!
CtK | September 22, 2007 at 12:59 am
Please she should just kill lohan, paris, and then herself. The world would become a better place!!!!
* | September 22, 2007 at 1:07 am
She’s a mother and she had to go to rehab. What do you think that was like for her kids. She’s been charged with a hit and run and is a habitual drug and alchohol user and she is a MOTHER sort of. She is ruining the lives of innocent children and pissing away oportunities many others would be SO grateful for. She’s done a shitload. The real heartless people are the ones who side with her and refuse to see the truth and think about the real victims… her children.
No one has the right to be this kind of mother. Fuck every piece of shit parent who thinks it’s okay to act like this.
Britney hates her parents. Well guess what Britney your kids are going to end up hating you if you don’t get your fucking act together.
She needs help.
yeeaah | September 22, 2007 at 1:55 am
at #30
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.
im in love with your for saying that.
chris the cockman needs to find something to do.
Alex | September 22, 2007 at 2:03 am
Can California do ANYTHING right?
IWONKY | September 22, 2007 at 2:56 am
IWONKY>>>staring at the gaping hole where IWONKY’s heart used to be…can it truly be sites, like this that make Britney act the way she does? Or sites like this, that make Britney act the way she does? Or sites like this that make, Britney act the way she does? Or sites like this that make Britney, act the way she does? Or sites like this that make Britney act, the way she does? Or sites like this that make Britney act the way, she does? (IWONKY BLINKING RAPIDLY)
So, let ME get this straight…this site has control over Britney’s brain? Ah man….hey, BRITNEY, CAN YOU HEAR THIS????? DO PORN!!!!!!!C’MON HONEY, YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!! YOU OWE IT TO YOUR PUBLIC….ALL WE WANT IS YOU ON YOUR BACK……OR ON YOUR KNEES….BUT NO MORE STOMACH ROLL DANCES…PLEASE???….OKAY?…..WHAT??????….YOU CAN’T HEAR ME????……CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?…YEAH….I SAID….DO SOME PORN!!!!!!!!
IWONKY | September 22, 2007 at 3:06 am
I don’t think she heard me….everybody who wants to see Brit Tits do porn….tell her……DO SOME PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luy Sel | September 22, 2007 at 5:24 am
It annoys me, deeply, that people like #24 keep saying she has mental issues, depressions or just gone insane.
Britney Spears has NOT lost her mind.
I, like most people, have followed this “breakdown” of miss Spears. I’ve even gone and watched old interviews, from the start of her career ’til now, and there is an identical pattern to observe here- and so many blogs just ignore it.
Miss Spears has never, from the start, been a very smart girl. And as she grew more famous, her ignorance becomes more apparent. Very few coherent sentances flow from her lips, and its ovious in even her very first that this girl is just plain stupid. She, like too many, became famous because of a good manager and a nice body. Both of which she has lost down the line.
Britney Spears was robbed of her nice waitress destiny, and has allowed herself to be thrown into a whirlwind.
She’s just dumb, always has been- and now she seriously unravels ’cause the world has cought on.
Jonathan Johanson | September 22, 2007 at 6:48 am
Anyone mention the huge double chin in that pic yet?
sazat1971 | September 22, 2007 at 8:01 am
Not worth commenting on…..oh wait I just did….
We all new she was idiot even before pre KFed but we excused it because she flashed a little skin and had that “i’m innocent” look….
Well, ever since she flashed TOO MUCH skin, we realized that she is just waste of anyones time and truly the roles have been reversed where KFed actually has a chance to come out on top of this.
So….how is that possible, he had two other kids from a previous marriage he didnt want but now want these kids…..and the judge actually thinks thats a good thing….
Whats even more sad….she’ll get off on these charges, go into rehab, get skinny and she’ll come out claiming she had a problem but she’s better and we’ll claim her “a true comback” story.
Please….I wish she would just go away.
roddy902 | September 22, 2007 at 8:14 am
She should be charged with gross indecency every time she goes in public showing skin!
Anon | September 22, 2007 at 9:07 am
Oh please. I lived in CA for well over a year with an out of state license, and never got it changed until it expired. No one cared.
My fiance never changed his either, and we have lived in CA for over four years now. Seriously, no one seems to give a shit.
kramer | September 22, 2007 at 9:52 am
Why couldn’t the title read “Britney Spears commits suicide”?
Jolly Jumjuck | September 22, 2007 at 9:56 am
“If convicted on both charges, she faces up to a year in jail.”
Oh come on. She’s a celebrity (washed-up, has-been celebrity, but she’s female) so she’s only going to get two weeks at most. Maybe only a few days if she can lose the pudge before the trial. I know how Hollywood justice works!
Bumberto | September 22, 2007 at 10:23 am
gawd. can’t fatney realize that she is such a fucking lameass cunt???
give it up already. you can’t be in the spotlight forever. fatney has what 100 million dollars? and she also wants continual fame too? for what? for that amazing azz talent she has with other people writing her hit songs, other people producing her albums, and other people making that nasty azz voice sound decent in the studio? just take the fucking money and enjoy it you dumb cunt.
fame is a bitch.
boo | September 22, 2007 at 10:23 am
Um # 30? You capitalized Her and She (referring to Britney). I think only God gets to have his pronouns capitalized.
miss chinese | September 22, 2007 at 10:36 am
one year in jail? okay..i really hope it’s going to happen! i’ll wait and see!
El Ces | September 22, 2007 at 11:17 am
Nicole Richie turned 26!
What’d she do for her birthday, Fish?
Gonna find out for us? Purrdy plz?